welcome to the junk drawer

26, any pronouns, lesbian, dip&pip, florence, drag race, rock revival, historical fashion, art, severance, books, politics, literally w/e just enjoying my tumblr renaissance era [pfp is endless_carousel]

[yourl0calqueer]

Do it wrong do it weird do it incorrect just dont do it with ai

[diphowell]

they knew they were three months from telling everyone they’ve been in a relationship since they met and dan wrote d <3 p in ketchup and made a beeline for a camera to show it off before walking back and letting phil see. and they’ve never fucking talked about it since.

[lizardsmp3]

THANK YOU mysterious ki-tchennnnnn ffairy........ the wi-zard ofthe kiTCHennn... coommewithHis ESSSOTERIC KNOWLEDGE.... is jack rEeal? oRrishe a ~maniFesTation ofoOuhr madNess?~

[diphowell]

spinning phil

[diphowell]

It took a while, but we made it back here.

[diphowell]

This, above all else, is Dan and Phil

[ahappyphjl]

D❤️P

[pseudophan]

[howell-about-that]

new fave reaction photo

[witchazel-is-which]

he has never looked more like crowley and that includes when he was dressed up as crowley

[ditsyhomosexuals]

just noticed phil using a KNIFE in the FRYING PAN

[gerardwaysbob]

daniel howell has never cut a vegetable before in his life

[just-kalina]

I'm an adult. I can make smart choices. I am not a slave to my desires. I can go to the gym instead of writing or reading fanfiction. I get to read and write fanfiction afterwards.

[redstonedust]

i do find the rules around clothes fascinating because of how made up it all is. we invented the idea of covering our bodies from the elements because we lack fur like other mammals and then made up all these rules around it and now people will unironically tell you "men cant wear skirts its unnatural" girl none of this is natural. we are born naked and made up the rest as we went along. hope this helps.

[gaybichon]

beautiful tall woman wearing a sports bra and overalls and fixing a motorcycle just lit a cigarette with a blowtorch i almost walked into traffic

[probablyasocialecologist]

As historians have shown, there is no evidence that pure barter economies ever existed, anywhere; instead, the historical record is rich with human societies in which credit came first, deeply intertwined within moral and cultural systems, with money and markets developing only later, via the state. Capitalism benefits from the fiction that free trade is natural and that there are neat divisions between different spheres of behavior, most importantly the marketplace. “The economy” is to be left to its own devices, to be navigated by individuals, to be studied mathematically by economists, to be tinkered with only on the edges by technocrats.

Andrew DeWaard, Derivative Media: How Wall Street Devours Culture

[universeleads]

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

[universeleads]

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

[overwhelmedfernfrond]

I explained the “x before gta6” meme to my immigrant father and he, in turn, explained to me how back in his day in Romania, they had the same type of joke, except instead of it being gta6, it was about the imminent death of a singer named Gică Petrescu, who everyone was continuously shocked by because he refused to die. Every time a momentous event happened people would say, in essence: “This happened and Gică Petrescu hasn’t even died yet?!?”

So. He understood the gta6 meme immediately because they apparently had the same thing in Romania when he was young, except way, way more morbid

[venort]

OP are you telling me we got the death of Gică Petrescu before we got gta6

[neptiann]

Dan and his soundboard on HL is like those dogs with buttons to communicate that low key have horrors behind their eyes. Let him free