Iván @witchfynder-finder - Tumblr Blog

My job on the leftist commune will be to walk around all the bakeries with a .45 caliber handgun and choose which loaves of bread get turn into bagels by shooting the bagel hole through them.

tayefeth

ARGH!!!!! THAT'S NOT HOW BAGELS ARE MADE!

Damn for real?

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johnnyslittleanimalblog

oh………..

it’s a kitty hurricane.

kashi-kakes

sandmandaddy69

pointnclick

sticky little fucker can still chuff back a durry even when the wee cunt's upside down

worlds-largest-juice-container

Disco elysium is a great political litmus test, as evidenced by that ones steam review where the guy got angry the game called him a facist in the first 2 hours of the game

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Here it is

lesbianralzarek

the levels of racism this man has to be on to get so engrossed in the racist dialogue options that it eclipsed everything else and made him believe it was the central theme. holy shit.

socialmaya

tangerinegrove

regrettablyjake

Didn't notice the GLARINGLY OBVIOUS change, and was instead desperately looking for the "had to do it to em" guy

ash-and-art

pancakeke

I like these but the name makes me feel like I'm about to get yelled at

jdididydog

what the fuck is happening with your keyboard bro

shittymoviedetails

public announcement

baravaggio

you. american adult with a drivers license. can you tell me who has the right of way at a 4 way stop

relelvance

Everyone saying it's whoever go there first meanwhile the real answer is women

#hashtag male feminist

mudwerks

(via Elon Musk Loses $100 Billion in Net Worth as Tesla Stock Prices Plummet)

social network billionaires having a rough day…

bransonreese

lmao what a loser

gothish

mr-deep-downer

dark science beyond belief

captain-cargoshorts

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands

Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double

So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him

volcanokids

Me, putting a red bracelet on the leg of a male red wing blackbird: ON GOD we gonna get u some pussy bro

jordisstigander

I remember reading a study where researchers realized that female birds of a certain species preferred males with a darker breast. So they created what they literally called a “Super-Sexy Male” by catching a male and coloring his chest with a marker. They then ran dna tests on the eggs in the area.

Previously when the researchers had run these tests, they found a certain amount of infidelity was common for these birds. Somewhere around 10% of eggs were fathered by males who were not the primary mates of females.

After the advent of the Super Sexy Male, however, stuff got crazy in bird world. Infidelity skyrocketed, with upwards of 25% of ALL EGGS in the area being fathered by this specific male. Furthermore, his mate’s eggs were 100% his.

This is just insane to me. Just imagine you’re living your bird life when suddenly somebody scribbles on Dave’s chest and the ladies can’t stop throwing themselves at them. It’s stupid that we theoretically can wreck this kind of havoc on an ecosystem.