Some People Want to Watch the World Burn

She/Her. INFJ. Aquarius. Nerd. Pluviophile. Hufflepuff. FIGHT ME.

[witchifyouplease]

I don't normally post things like this here but it would mean the world to me if this could be signal boosted.

https://gofund.me/2eef6e27

Thanks in advance!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that neurodivergent feel when you find that one fucking person who it doesn’t drain your battery to talk to. like a person with whom conversation is consistently fun and non-tiring and even sometimes relaxing/energizing which is of course absolutely insane as a concept

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

multiple people have responded with “yeah and i married them” and ya’ll are hella valid

[orvillius]

I fell madly in love with them. We were separated for 12 years. And immediately upon reconnecting were finishing each other’s sentences. We’ve been together for ten years now and I still can’t believe how lucky I am.

[typewriterchan]

Deeply accurate for my marriage as well. <3

[fritokal]

Deeply accurate for my marriage as well <3

[witchifyouplease]

Currently in love with and watching her married to someone else...

[jaubaius]

Art Car with singing fish and lobster

[propheticfire]

The above caption egregious omits that the fish and lobsters are singing Bohemian Rhapsody.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*alleviates your anxiety by replacing it with new, less relevant anxiety”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*distracts you from the state of the world by giving you a phobia of blue whales* 

[noodles-07]

Gaud its just a whale. Have you ever met a blue whale? It won’t hurt you.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

listen fucker, whale songs can be twice as loud as a fucking jet engine, more than loud enough to burst eardrums, paralyze limbs and cause organ damage at close range. sperm whales, the loudest animal on the planet, could literally vibrate a human body to death. the sheer fact they don’t is either ignorance, choice, or lack of opportunity–not inability. as for blue whales (aka the biggest creature to exist ever despite the fact that megafauna roamed the earth for tens of millions of years before these fucks came around), well a blue whale’s corpse is capable of literally exploding from gas buildup. and that’s not even getting into my extreme visceral discomfort surrounding whale falls aka the process of a whale carcass falling abyssal depths of thousands and thousands of feet, just falling through the fucking water to the ocean floor and creating a complex localized ecosystem capable of sustaining who-knows-what kind of deep-sea terrors for decades, so kindly get fucked. 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#and just like that you’re not thinking of coronavirus anymore

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[narcissusneverknewme]

thank you for this free trial. I would like to unsubscribe from your service

[twin-fox]

Someone put red paint on the "Serve and Protect" sculpture at the Salt Lake City police building and it is such a powerful statement.

"Good art should disturb the comfortable and comfort the disturbed." -C.A.C.

If anyone knows who took the photo, it would be much appreciated. I want to give credit where credits due. Found here on insta.

https://www.instagram.com/utagainstpolicebrutality/

[valtsv]

[star-wars-shit-posting]

[puds-archive]

what a good morning!! im gonna draw a dog!!

[puds-archive]

apRIL FOOLS I DREW TWO DOGS THEY’RE BEST FRIENDS

[thebloggerskaramazov-deactivate]

the only good april fool’s joke

[abduction]

[kingkilling-and-stormlight]

SKY WHALE SKY WHALE SKY WHALE

[malus-syl-vestris-deactivated20]

No. Look at the position of the tail fins. They’re perpendicular rather than parallel to the ground. That’s a sky shark.

[gnomebud]

SKY SHARK SKY SHARK SKY SHARK

[sugwa56]

cute watcher

[space-hobbits]

Far Over The Misty Mountains Cold is literally just Dwarvish Take Me Home, Country Roads

[xxtc-96xx]

[animafelinasblog]

[hopefuldreamers-world]

Hysterical love this picture

[princesstigerbelle]

He soop

[fruitblush]

i am not microwave or dishwasher safe

[valarhalla]

Ok so there’s these tidal islands in Northern Germany that are connected by little tiny trains that you have to drive yourself, which is already delightfully ghibli-esque.

But then I found out UNTIL THE 196OS, THE TRAINS HAD LITTLE SAILS AND WERE WIND-POWERED?

THAT’S THE MOST GHIBLI THING TO EVER EXIST ON THIS PLANET, BRING IT BACK YOU MONSTERS.

[valarhalla]

Ok clearly, we just need a ghibli movie set in a world inspired by East Frisia, because in addition to the Sail-Wagons, they also have:

Windmills

Lighthouses

The world’s highest per capita tea consumption, with adorably ghibliesque tea ceremonies

Houses that look like this

Farms that look like this

Heart-shaped waffles (ok that’s everywhere in Northern Germany, but our adorable waffles deserve a ghibli cameo).

SEALS

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

Reblog if you are ASEXUAL, SUPPORT ASEXUALS, or really really want to WEAR A REALLY FANCY BLACK CAPE

[goddessofroyalty]

Crack AU where Anakin can all of a sudden hear the background music that we all hear. Those pleasant chats with Palpy become a lot more ominous. Though Anakin admits that the fights have become a lot more epic. Thoughts?

Hahahahaha. Love it!

And okay, my first though was “and the galaxy was saved because even Anakin Skywalker would struggle to keep trusting Palpatine with that music playing in the background”

Anakin think he’s gone COMPLETELY insane (maybe he’s finally been electrocuted too many times and its fried his brain). He doesn’t tell anyone though because he can still fight just fine just… everything is a lot more musical. He doesn’t want to be thought crazy and taken off the front lines.

Once he figures out what the various musical cues mean he actually finds them useful in figuring out how dangerous a situation is. Also battles are so much cooler now and boring landscapes are slightly less boring because at least now they have mood music. Yep, he can live with this.

(Although he is always confused why the ominousness that is The Imperial March starts playing at some of his decisions)

[angelqueen04]

*cracks up*

[forcearama]

Anakin: I’m so worried about something. I should probably keep my feelings to myself and attempt to solve my problems by working with Palpatine. He seems like he has my best interests at heart.

Music: DUN DUN DUN, DUN DA-DUN, DUN DA-DUN!

Anakin: [pauses] [looks around] Uh…OK. I mean, I’ll…go talk to Obi-Wan?

Music: [hopeful woodwind instruments]

Anakin: …and be open and honest about my life and what is bothering me, and try to work out a non-violent resolution to my problems?

Music: [Force Theme plays]

Anakin: [smiles] All right! Huh. This is helpful. 

[angelqueen04]

Positive reinforcement at its finest. ;D

[ialreadyreadthatfanfic]

#lol#i’m just imagining the force throwing its metaphysical hands in the air like ‘subtlety obviously isn’t working with this one so have a whole#symphony of hints young reckless one’ (via @likealeafonthewind)

I’m crying from laughter, this is beautiful.

Anakin: *fucks up*

The Force: Son, please… Guess I’m gonna enable the hints menu.

[forcearama]

THE HINTS MENU. *dies* 

Maybe Obi-Wan hears the music, too, and then the day is saved. 

Obi-Wan: [walking away] Welp, guess it’s off to kill Grievous I’m sure Anakin will be fi – 

Music: [Duel of the Fates] 

Obi-Wan: OMG not this shit again [runs back down the hall towards Anakin]

Anakin: [running back towards Obi-Wan] Obi-Wan I just heard that Ominous Music again and also I secretly married Padme and she’s pregnant and I haven’t slept in 6 days and I keep thinking she’s going to die and I AM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT and if you leave I will 100% end up killing everyone and –

Obi-Wan: – oh my God! OK…it’s OK, I heard my own ominous music a second ago when I was getting ready to leave and so I won’t and we’ll fix th – 

Anakin: – I heard mine when I thought about maybe talking to the Chancellor instead of y–

Palpatine: [sidling up behind them smugly] Everything all right, gentlemen?

Music: [scary ass music from the opera scene] 

Anakin and Obi-Wan: AHHHH

[forcearama]

I randomly thought of this post again today and it made me laugh 

[forcearama]

For the record in that last line I always pictured them clinging to each other in fear like Shaggy and Scooby: 

[albaparthenicevelut-deactivated]

ACCURATE OH MY GOD

[b3n-kenobi]

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

I would so read this.

[inqorporeal]

@forcearama

[forcearama]

Palpatine’s face is killing me. 

[icanbringyouincold]

I can’t breathe oh my god this is fucking funny

[artofjen]

Why Ship Zutara #5: They wear each other’s colors

[ineskew]

[ID: Digital fanart of Katara and Zuko as the Painted Lady and the Blue Spirit, respectively. They face away from each other on a white background. Katara is waterbending, her water flowing down from Zuko’s blue mask, and Zuko is firebending, his fire blazing up from Katara’s red robe. They have each other’s shadows silhouetted behind them. /end ID]