be intrigued, if you would

#pkmn irl #reblog #a constant across all realities it seems

Penny just called me screaming and crying about how the madoka magica movie got delayed again. I feel bad for her ngl.

#pkmn irl #reblog #sometimes one must have a little undercover goth fit. for one's health.

why do you miss your mom. You resent her for not taking care of you. Anything you miss about her isn’t real or true.

I know that. I miss her cause shes my mom. Shes my mom and ive been scared for so long and everything kinda feels really fucking hopeless for me and I wish she would give me a hug despite the fact she never would

Having felt this way before.

Humans have this unfortunate need to be embraced by other human-shaped things.

Seek out a hug from someone who will actually give it to you. A friend, a trusted associate, a humanoid Pokemon.

I wish you well.

Pelipper mail: a really weird dream. But not a bad one.

You and Des are running some sort of restaurant/bar together, it's not really clear where you are but you're having a good time. He's got chips in the fryer, you're getting consistent orders for curry, and the D&D group is cheering over a lucky nat20. Fluff shows up for a celibacy on the beach, Miyo awkwardly asks for a bunch of tiny drinks because everyone in his head has different preferences and he doesn't want to test the body's alcohol tolerance, and Maria has to turn down the flirtations of multiple women while Eileen laughs and laughs and laughs in her ominous corner of darkness. Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji are doing something incredibly homosexual in a corner, but that's none of your business because you're fucked if the rice doesn't cook properly.

Spectrier walks up to the bar and asks for a pint of single malt whiskey. Des mutters under his breath, "Why the long face-- oh shit don't kill me. I should not have said that to a customer. I'll get that for you right now."

Spectrier grins, entire jaw unhinging, and snatches a bottle of vodka from the wall with its tongue. You can hear the glass crunching as it chews, but no blood drips down, and you're forced to conclude that this is perfectly normal behavior for the fucked up horse.

"All the better to face you with," it says, which doesn't make any fucking sense. Des still keeps his fingers clear when serving up the pokemon's order.

A pink haired girl with horse ears skips in happily, and gasps. "Whoa, a real bar where I can eat hamburgers!"

"Daughter, this is not the place for you," rasps Spectrier to the horse girl. "Go buy yourself a happy meal. They have hello kitty toys for a limited time only."

"Okay! Yay!" With that, she skips out the door.

Des you gotta let me work at your bar

kantocamping

Psychic trainers aren't real and they can't hurt you

kantocamping

definitelynotavamp

it's the psychic trainers psychically reblogging it

kantocamping

This can't be happening to me

#reblog #pkmn irl

realpokemon

things that ARE appropriate during pride month: - taking your (crowd-safe) pokémon to pride - giving your pokémon flag accessories or using non-toxic dye - destroy transphobe with hyper beam

things that AREN'T appropriate during pride month: - recruiting the leaders of several terrorist organizations from alternate timelines where they've killed millions of people and harnessing the power of their various legendary pokémon to conquer all of reality

meow-you-doin-poke-catfe

I simply choose to believe that this day actually celebrates all Kangaskhan.

realpokemon

Wait do you have a rival now? Some individual you have homosexual tension with?

sigh. no...... (kicks a rock) (the rock is a graveler) (the rock kicks me)

#pkmn irl #reblog #psychic types

pokemonshelterstories

was hanging out in the N-U library after class and there was someone sleeping on the floor (not unusual) but then a random drowzee just walked up to them and.

lovenpeace-pkmn

Some questions for people with service Pokémon!

What was the process like of finding a suitable candidate? Did you train them yourself or hire someone else to do it? Did you train a Pokémon you already had, or adopt from a breeder or a shelter, or even catch them wild? How long was the training process? Did you have any candidates who washed out?

#pkmn irl #reblog #morpheus musharna #lugh espeon #nimue hattrem

I have two service Pokemon for different needs, and they came into my life at very different points and through very different methods.

Training times for service Pokemon vary wildly based on species and end goals of training. A Fidough or Slurpuff, for instance, can be trained to sniff out abnormal blood sugar in under an hour, but they still need a few months of training to make sure they know what to do after they've noticed their trainer needs help.

Morpheus, my Musharna, was a Munna when he was assigned to me. He was allotted to me on a 'temporary' basis by Hammerlocke Children's Hospital for purposes of relieving insomnia and nightmares due to my ill health and extended hospital stay. As I kept not getting better, Morpheus kept being necessary, and the decision was made when I transitioned to home-based care that Morpheus would come with me as a necessary extension of my treatment plan.

I sought out Lugh, my Espeon, myself. After I moved out on my own, my then-therapist and I decided that an emotional-detection Pokemon would be beneficial to both myself and Nimue, my Hattrem. I went through the options and chose an Eevee, as they are easy to find and take very well to support training, no matter what evolution they end up as. Lugh came from a very reputable training program in Wyndon, which I highly recommend working with if you're in Galar and need a service Pokemon. He decided that evolving into an Espeon would suit him very well indeed for bullying me into taking care of myself and dampening the aura around Nimue to let her calm down enough to self-soothe.

I have to defend my thesis on Monday.

I have been radio silent for most of this year because I have been diligently at work at (and then diligently violently ill about) my senior thesis on Trainer-Pokemon relationships and their lack of dependence on typing. Very promising, lots of papers to dispute,

I do still have to explain it. Out loud. With a slideshow. In clothing.

Oh Xerneas, spirit of life. Uxie, spirit of knowledge. The good people of Rotumblr.

WHAT DO I WEAR????

interpol-by-design

thigh highs boots and a dramatic cloak. go forth and serve cunt.

#pkmn irl #reblog #lugh espeon

I do have excellent go-go boots I've been saving for a special occasion...

Unfortunately I do have to decline the cape for two reasons: a) refusing to take down the hood may be seen as 'unprofessional', and b) the last time I wore a cape, I tripped on it and fell down half a flight of stairs, and Lugh only just barely caught me from impacting with the floor.

Thank your for your input regardless.

I have to defend my thesis on Monday.

I have been radio silent for most of this year because I have been diligently at work at (and then diligently violently ill about) my senior thesis on Trainer-Pokemon relationships and their lack of dependence on typing. Very promising, lots of papers to dispute,

I do still have to explain it. Out loud. With a slideshow. In clothing.

Oh Xerneas, spirit of life. Uxie, spirit of knowledge. The good people of Rotumblr.

WHAT DO I WEAR????

#pkmn irl

realpokemon

Do you have any advice for training a gothitelle? I've done all I can but she always has this sad look on her face and it makes me feel like I'm not doing enough as her trainer

hey. i think you should quit your job and go spend the next few months/years checking as many things off your bucket list as possible and also tell all your pokémon and family and friends that you love them