gone girl

april. 20 something. driving to cvs in ur bugatti.

[seeraphina]

the aura these two photos in particular were giving and are still giving a decade later...

[twirlingfreckles]

to be clear, Hudson Williams could kill someone in cold blood right in front of me and I would still stan

[sheisraging]

amazing

[pvrrhadve]

this absolute cultural reset

[withthegoodhair]

"Somehow, the Emperor has returned!" (this is when I started audibly laughing out loud and realized I wouldn't stop)

@sarahreesbrennan I mean this with all due respect ma'am but I do need the third book on my desk by the end of the week LATEST !

[wrenoftherain-art]

Key sounded impressed but doubtful, "Love survives execution?"

[actuallysara]

Hudson Williams in New York City | May 2, 2026

[wyatthazy]

Franco Lo Presti as Cliff Marleau (Marlow) in Heated Rivalry

[twinkwolf]

while we're at it, a true lesbian remix flip and reverse of heated rivalry TO ME means that shayna hollander (oh, just shane, yeah haha. shane for short) is a top. she doesn't know it yet, she doesn't get it yet. she is probably stuck in the homophobic psychosexual hellscape that is women's college rugby where everyone is overcompensating and making themselves smaller off the field to prove they're still a girl. and yeah, shane really only wears athletic stuff but. you know. roots and lululemon. and she still has really long hair, so even if she's got wide shoulders and can't walk in heels and looks awkward in a dress, it doesn't mean anything. maybe sometimes she tucks her hair into her hoodie just to see what it would look like if it was short. whatever!

and inna rozanov is just so...she's got this pony tail that swings when she runs. looks just right in her clothes. so confident. a short girl with big energy. she'll get a guy to buy the whole team bottle service. and when shayna sees her in the showers and sees all the soft parts, the petty shape of inna's body, she is set on fire with how badly she wants to just hold her down just tackle her to the ground just pin her down and!!!!!! oh no!

[seeraphina]

the aura these two photos in particular were giving and are still giving a decade later...

[aslongasitsblack]

i know ilya is dyyyyying to bling shane out he’s typing cartier dot com into his iphone the moment he gets out of shanes car from the cottage after they get married he buys shane a four carat engagement ring that he knows shane will never ever wear but he likes to bring it out occasionally and slip it on shanes finger when they’re cooking so shane’s ring finger is weighed down while he’s chopping carrots into oblongs he one time is seriously in dm talks with an instagram chain artist to get shane an iced out cuban link with ‘24’ in diamonds before shane talks him out of it saying its literally a down payment for a house and ilyas like baby you are worth it. you are worth more. yuna and shane have that conversation from gilmore girls where shane is like “he bought me this bag…i think its called a birkin” and yunas like “a birkin bag? a birkin bag! a birkin bag for shane…” shane goes home and is like dont buy me fucking million dollar purses and ilya sulks that he’s spent years putting down money with his sales associate at hermes to get this opportunity shane asks if he bought all his girls a birkin and ilya very seriously responds you buy dior for your hoes. you only buy your wife a birkin. when shane finally breaks through his prison of masculinity he wears a tasteful curated selection of jewellery (a paperclip chain bracelet, a t-bar necklace and his wedding ring) that he only finds out the collective price of when a twitter account does some googling and finds out he’s wearing hundreds of thousands worth of white gold. shane’s version of this is wordlessly paying ilyas parking fines as they come in the mail

[fuckrozanov]

people being like “i think the heated rivalry fixation is dying out” not on my dash. not on the dash i’m living in

[aphantasias]

the avoidant attachment style whine is going in my top ten ilya noises folder

[aslongasitsblack]

shane becomes convinced cliff and ilya are having an affair because they keep sending each other shit like ‘let me know when you’re back in boston big boy i want to slob on that monster dong’ and finally shane confronts him and ilya is like no baby this is how straight men talk to each other when they’re convinced each other are straight and shane’s like i have never said anything like that to anyone and ilyas like well except to me ;) and shane punches him in the arm and shows him his texts from hayden and they are all like ‘Hey Shane ☺️ thank you for sending Jackie mothers day flowers. We appreciate you so much man.’ and ilyas like shane. this is so fucking gay

[helloitsbees]

the horrors may be unrelenting but motherfucker so am i!

[notkatniss]

just got so hard I blacked out

[handsywoman]

goodnight 🫠