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Grass/Shinx/Daisy. They/Them. 21+. Living Disaster, Not Totally Human, (Probably) not a real wizard. Everything I post is ok to reblog unless I state otherwise.. I like magical girls, animation and monster high. Feel free to ask me anything. Check pinned post for links on mobile.

[wizardfisting]

here is the links to my about n such if you're browsing on mobile!

[eroscestlavie]

when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.) 

[depsidase]

[sleepystrawberrybunny]

[tooies]

reblog and put in the tags what your childhood password that you just stuck with is!

[looseinthecatroom]

[tall]

[yourcalamity]

tumblr bitch: liking creepypasta makes you a freak!

me: **growls really hard**

jeff: its ok theyre just jealous babe…

me: i know jeff, i know

slendy: **slaps my fat juicy ass**

me: NOT NOW SLENDY JEFF AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT

slendy: youre so boring **murders a whole family**

me: **sighs**

police: **en route**

jeff: **the killer**

[jenny-holzer]

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[sylferino]

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[hustlerose]

Out of Touch Thursday

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

[snuv]

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

[rockmilkshake]

happy birthday.

[saltwatersweets]

this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this

[3000s]

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

[3000s]

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

[wizardfisting]

I hate that the depression is kicking back in bad so the numb disinterest is back and that just makes going through life so fucking pointless and bleak lol

I can feel the joy and the hype and love for what was my main hyperfixation/special interest/whatever u wanna call it that pulled me out of my last BAD depressive episode fading out. Feel nothing over the prospect of engaging with it and its like ok great. Thats dead. Fantastic.

Can only hope after some time SOMETHING else manages to break through again. Tho who knows what or when that will be

[blemgoid]

Rest in piece to all the soldiers that died in the amazing digital service

I dive in her amazing digital cervix

[00000066]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

i tried to be her star pawn...but she treated me like property, brother

[xanaxfarts]

A caiman in the Amazon wearing a crown of butterflies that feed off the young crocs salty tears. (2016) Photog. Mark Cowan [source]

[fotojournalismus]

The Tsaatan (Dukha) Reindeer Nomads from the Mongolian North, or the Dark Heavens.

Photographs by Hamid Sardar-Afkhami

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Feeling like this rn for real

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Around mid-february I quit my job to take another offer I got from a language academy, which was closer to home and offered me better benefits. I got a six-month trial period contract with them, after which I'd be hired for real as an actual employee and not a contractor.

Last friday I came into work just to get told that they were terminating my trial contract, supposedly not because of anything to do with my performance but because HR decided that, with the current number of students enrolled, they didn't have the demand for so many teachers in the afternoon shift.

So I was employed there for less than a month and I can't go back to my old job and I genuinely don't know what to do with my life now.

[imsobadatnicknames2]

I'm not even posting this to ask for money I just genuinely don't know what I'm gonna do now, I've been applying to jobs like crazy. I feel like if things don't improve I'm gonna end up picking up a shit job as a bilingual call center operator which will turn me into the joker after a couple weeks of getting yelled at by middle aged gringos for having an accent.

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Me rn

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Okay I'm finally starting a new job on monday, for an american outsourcing contractor that rents third-world workers out to different companies as spanish-english interpreters. The pay's kinda shitty for such a demanding job and it offers 0 benefits but that's like par for the course as far as american companies that outsource labor to the global south go and atp I'll have to take what I can get.

Thing is if I start monday I won't be getting paid until the end of May, and at that point I will have been unemployed for two months and a half, so money's starting to get short, so I just need some help to make it until then. So like. just in case anyone can help me out.

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