my evil chalice came in but its so fucking small. goddamnit. they're going to make fun of me at the wizards circle tonight
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my evil chalice came in but its so fucking small. goddamnit. they're going to make fun of me at the wizards circle tonight
loser
FUUUUUUUCK !!
anyone ponderinh today? i love a good vow of solitude but it gets lonely sometimes lol. Serious replies only. must be able to cast at least third level spells.
can we ponder and hold hands and then jump in a lake under the stars and then roll of a blunt
yes i love a good ponder #poderinh #yeppers #ponderit
FULL OF LOVE TODAY! The evil mind-control witch POISENED me with "100mg sertraline" and now i APPRECIATE the SMALL things in life.
my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "honorable knight" youll be zonked out of your gourd
me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit
5 minutes later: only in death does duty end
my buddy pacing: i am the sword and the hand that wields it
When I die i will turn into a maggot or larva. I will crawl through the grass and bury myself in the compost pile underneath the chicken roosts. There I will be surrounded. The soil will be warm, and it will fold itself around me, cradle me. I will sleep, dreaming of my mothers arms. When I wake I will not remember what it is to be human, I will struggle to emerge from the soil. Armored legs clicking, wings still crumpled and soft on my back. Driven by some deep purpose, I will climb shrubs, trees, weave myself between the claws of feathered beasts and reach up, up.
awoke to find myself on the edge of a lake. when i peered over its edge i found that in my reflection i had yellowed eyes and blue skin that parted around my neck in strange flaps. gills? It blinked and then was gone, and i stared into the lake but could find nothing but an endless abyss. i am scared to return, and yet something in the waters calls to me. what could this mean??
anyone ponderinh today? i love a good vow of solitude but it gets lonely sometimes lol. Serious replies only. must be able to cast at least third level spells.
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pondering again
had a rough one today... all my imps got out of their cage and climbed the walls...
Boss has been asking where all the breakable green pots that release healing orbs have gone. Don't have the heart to tell him they stopped making them years ago and I've just been filling tupperware with orbeez.
sigh...whatever *swigns my awsuome giant sword around*