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four peculiar limbs & a head that doesn’t fit 🏳️‍⚧️🪲23 • he/him

[wnnabe-twinkerbell]

art vs artist 🧡🧡🧡

[pets-fun-house]

The committee against vacuum cleaners

[rslashrats]

[softboyeeedaniel]

[powerburial]

yeah man its dostoyevskian. because there was a weird guy

[cannibalchicken]

[secondimpact]

[nick-nonya]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

days keep happening to me. and nights also. no say in it whatsoever

[wolfertinger666]

tboys with tummies will save the world

[mysharona1987]

[bakwaaas]

btw this is me

[literallyaflame]

love shakespeare. did a hamlet run tonight, looked someone dead in the eye to say “am i a coward?” during a speech and the fucker shrugged and nodded

[unfilstrofco]

Me, while watching a critically acclaimed film that was well received by audiences: why did no one tell me this film was so good

[n0seferatu]

big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

[n0seferatu]

damn british people cant cum..... this is so sad.......

[n0seferatu]

big chemist will try to sell you £20 paracetamol like beans dont cost like a quid a can and havin a wank costs fock all

[polyphonetic]

I am a high elf from Lothlórien, could someone please translate this

[temporalteardrop]

the apothecary will try to sell you a potion for a gold coin like a single bite of lembas bread can't sustain a grown man for a day and a fleeting glimpse of the lady galadriel costs nothing

[caffeineecold]

sorry i got scared by the passage of time. can yuo hold my hand

[lizardsmp3]

pov you are a skittish horse in the wild being offered kindness for the first time by the farmer's eccentric child who has full confidence that you can be the one to win the big race and save the farm

[lizardsmp3]

this one is doing numbers on twitter right now and every other qrt is like "IS THAT PHIL" here's my favorite. is that phil from dan............

[moominirl]

[vampirefabio]

283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.

[insomniac-arrest]

"maybe it's not your pussy" is such a funny phrase and also correct. People wonder why chores are so hard and it's like, friends we used to have a whole intergenerational team on this and now Grandma is locked in a beige box. Cooking is hard.

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog the problem is capitalism and not your pussy

[dear-ao3]