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26|they/them|cancer❂ Leo⤉ Sagittarius☽|INFP|Pagan About pfp by ciricearts on twt

[shrimpisdrawing]

After a long mission away from each other Sonic gets cuteness aggression seeing him again

[mutationgirl]

you are just cranky because i took something imperceptible from you and you cannot recall it in its absence but you feel the edges of it anyway

[jessss-ica]

if anyone needs me i’ll be alone in my tower

[windowz97]

you have to remember jow special it is that when a black cat loves the sunbeams so much , its fur will get more colours because ghe sun loves it back . you cant let yourself forget

[mir-koko]

hawks on his day off!! finally. he deserves free time

[gremlininho]

looking. at you

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[anais-ninja-bitch]

unrestrained summer fun

[eebie]

Youre the only daniel i ever gave a damn about

[stuckinapril]

[cappyclementine]

Ohhh wait...I'm cute!!! :OOOO!!!! *aims my pistol at your head*

[passionpeachy]

I am God and in this next patch update I’m getting rid of periods. instead, vaginas will now make pearls that you can trade in for prizes

[passionpeachy]

“what are the prizes”

icarly wii game

[iphigeniacomplex]

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Being an American is fun because you’ll say something like “I think children should be educated and fed” and some Christian will pop out of nowhere to call me a filthy Communist and ask me why I hate white people, men, and god

[orpheusilver]

HOW TO HUG LONG DISTANCE

[orpheusilver]

HOW TO EMAIL HUGS

[orpheusilver]

10000 KILOMETER HUG TECHNIQUES

[siena-sevenwits]

Hey everyone, looks like the “cat summoned for jury duty” was ai generated - even has the ai symbol at the top. Thanks for the heads up, @cannot-all-throw-inkpots . My apologies- I did not realize when I shared it.

[theriu]

Aww dangit. Guess that makes sense, but it was so believable because I can 100% see that kind of goofup happening

[theriu]

Some positive news: There really WAS a cat summoned for jury duty back in 2010. Turns out the error was quickly corrected and the cat did NOT actually have to travel to the courthouse. But at least we can enjoy the fact that a papereork glitch did once try to give a cat jury duty XD

[seven-winged-liar]

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

[draconym]

[draconym]

great work everyone hit the bathhouse