Skeleton Minion

102 years young LOL!/Feminist/Minion of a Dark Wizard/any pronouns/Opinions are my own

[woke-skeleton-minion]

Bones are pretty much the classic thing to pick with someone

[r0zeclawz]

[thatdykepunkslut]

I have not seen a single post about how vampire bloodlines 2 came out today.

[woke-skeleton-minion]

Ive heard its not very good

[woke-skeleton-minion]

Hate working the front desk i gotta ask people how to spell their name and its like "oh yeah it Ah Luh Ah Nuh"

"Can you spell that phonetically for me?"

"No i dont know how to do that"

Ok bro here you go

[notahorseindisguise]

"i like your tattoos" theyd look better on your bedroom floor

[notahorseindisguise]

yeah flaying alive this is about flaying alive....

[dismalzelenka]

ah (ah ah ah) flayin alive flayin alive

[woke-skeleton-minion]

Watching Battlestar Galactica

[woke-skeleton-minion]

I dont care for the dog thing, but Apollo and Starbuck were made for each other.

[woke-skeleton-minion]

Watching Battlestar Galactica

[energyprison]

A lot of people are talking about arvel the swift lately

[woke-skeleton-minion]

Not for long 🕷🕸🕷🕸🕷🕸🕷

[woke-skeleton-minion]

"Um my tithes to the Dark Master were incorrect" girl i literally cannot access your archive without you speaking the password you gotta work with me here

[woke-skeleton-minion]

The Dark Master is really into data protection ever

[woke-skeleton-minion]

What do you mean this is the wrong account

[woke-skeleton-minion]

WHEN I SAY THE 4TH CHARACTER OF YOUR MEMORABLE WORD I MEAN THE 4TH CHARACTER NOT 4 CHARACTERS

[woke-skeleton-minion]

"Um my tithes to the Dark Master were incorrect" girl i literally cannot access your archive without you speaking the password you gotta work with me here

[woke-skeleton-minion]

The Dark Master is really into data protection ever

[woke-skeleton-minion]

What do you mean this is the wrong account

[woke-skeleton-minion]

"Um my tithes to the Dark Master were incorrect" girl i literally cannot access your archive without you speaking the password you gotta work with me here

[woke-skeleton-minion]

The Dark Master is really into data protection ever

[woke-skeleton-minion]

"Um my tithes to the Dark Master were incorrect" girl i literally cannot access your archive without you speaking the password you gotta work with me here

[medievaljournalist]

today we honor the brave sacrifices of the griffon riders who destroyed the twin obelisks of the world darkness center in warlock city

[woke-skeleton-minion]

The Dark Master is really mad that happened can you delete this post or he'll put me in the Bonesaw again

[woke-skeleton-minion]

I can't believe a witch just killing-cursed a supporter of the Dark Master. Just blew his throat out with a single spell. Right after he said something racist.

[motherfucker-unlimited]

The Dark Lord has been poisoned! Someone poured lots of love while preparing his food!

[woke-skeleton-minion]

Ohhhhhh shit

[nick-nellson]

The Devil Wears Prada (2006) dir. David Frankel

[woke-skeleton-minion]

Its just like my relationship with The Dark Master in a way

[woke-skeleton-minion]

They brought a court jester into the dungeon and he took one look at me and said "why the wide grin? Something tickle your funny bone" and I smashed his head in repeatedly with a morning star for some reason.

[woke-skeleton-minion]

The Jailer saw the jester and said we were supposed to ransom him back to the king. I asked him if we could use necromancy on him to bring him back, but the Jailer just tutted and clopped away on his hooves. I think I'm in trouble.