Plasti

They/Them, Poly. Artist, Dnd fan, and a Sad, Sad Clown.

[zoeydotexe]

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system of a clown. if you even care

[just-a-nowhere-giirl]

A series of greatest hits from possibly one of my favorite parody accounts on anything ever.

[bugwars]

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs

[onecells]

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

[onibi-onibi]

(敵襲に備えているだけの図。 オースティンパワーズのアレ | けいれん（松本痙） さんのマンガ | ツイコミ(仮)から)

[innerchildabortionclinic]

"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[thecollectibles]

Art by Kyoung Hwan Kim

[valtsv]

maybe this is insensitive of me but i find it really funny that the human behavioural response to being sufficiently bored and isolated is to devise increasingly creative ways to harm our bodies and risk our lives just to have something to react to. and no small amount of innovation has been achieved this way. yeah sorry but if you don't give me enough treats and puzzles i'm going to start hurting myself for fun.

[valtsv]

"you're going to hurt yourself badly doing that" actually i'm very good at it. i've had lots of practice you see.

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[fmetmoved-deactivated20250211]

[frankiedotbiz]

in the club sipping on that shit that makes every steven universe character hate you

[dykeferatu]

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

[monchursouls]

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

[rat-in-the-grain]

Hehehehehe

[monchursouls]

Can I fucking help you?

[sasuke-offical]

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

[monchursouls]

What

[rat-in-the-grain]

What

[meanbossart]

Whenever I start feeling down about the child-ification of online spaces and media I remember the psychotic Divinity trailer that Larian showed at the game awards and it gives me a tiny serotonin boost ☺️

[expressions-of-nature]

In the Kingdom of Frost by Alexander Cherkasov

[pangur-and-grim]

I hope my spider fucking book will hold universal appeal

[pangur-and-grim]

[vulpes-aestatis]

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

[thecactifindahome]