From Across The 🌎

I mostly lurk nowadays and reblog recipes, cool pics, beautiful men, and memes. Been active since 2011 so this blog has seen it all. Enjoy!

[magicalgirlpropaganda]

I have an hour so with tht time im gonna draw the green m&m in this

[magicalgirlpropaganda]

Ok so i dont actually have tht time uh

Anyways if this gets 10 notes ill draw the m&m here

[magicalgirlpropaganda]

Wait no i didnt mean it

[magicalgirlpropaganda]

I guess I gotta keep my word

[astraeye]

i hate all the people who go like "ohh van gogh is overrated" or "you just like van gogh cause it's popular". yeah? so what? can't i like stuff that a lot of people like? can't you admit that dude is an amazing painter and deserves every single fucking ounce of recognition? shut up, please. i'm falling in love with the starry night all over again wheter you find that good or not, bitch

[agoddamnedrayofsunshine]

"Van Gogh is overrated"

Well maybe if you watched the museum scene from the Dr Who Van Gogh episode you'd understand.

[bisexualspongebob]

bisexualism and lesbianity

[kaijuno]

[evilvillain123456789]

rolling my penis with a rollingpin during masturbation in an attempt to get as much sperm out of my body before the rapture happens in about… 4 minutes- as my priests warned. crying out in pain, but it soon comes gushing forth. Lying down, panting, bleeding, when suddenly I feel a gust of wind. I see the puddle on the ground shine with a brilliant white light, and rise towards the heavens, but I do not join it

[no-chill-at-all]

[issagif]

[phoenixiancrystallist]

Thank you, bc “well damn lady I Coke’t remote the clouds” didn’t make a lick of sense

[cassiuslonginuss]

i thought this was a moodboard

[renzzyenz]

For I was buttered and you licked me clean. Stuck in a room and you opened the door. And you may answer Lord when have we seen you buttered and cleaned you? Stuck and opened the door? And the Lord will say inasmuch as you have done it unto Jorts, you have done it unto me

[vaguebitsofnonsense]

[ruinedchildhood]

[sixpenceee]

Avoiding this towing mistake can save your life | source

[tchyp]

Reblogging for road safety.

[wingleader]

Saw a tiny u-haul trailer doing the wobble like this the other day and made very sure to get in front of them asap.

[maxwaspace]

Why would you want to get in front of them? I really want to know

[smallestdogswilldie]

posts that put you on life support

[fairycosmos]

just found out that if i stay in my room all the time my life will eventually shrink to the size of it and i will lose all memory of how to function as a person. shocked & upset

[typeandlettering]

Quick Tip to Draw Straight Lines & Avoid Shaky Hand Lettering by Sean McCabe

[cathedralight]

(reblog to save an artist

[the-thought-emporium-imperial]

Of all the art classes I’ve taken, this is one the most helpful thing I’ve ever learned.

[keepmeafloat]

Push straights

[inaracewithmyself]

[tastefullyoffensive]

🔥🍑 via

[af-hverju]

me: why are you destroying earth!!!

aliens: because theres people who think that english is the only language they need to speak

me: thats fair i understand

[nerdypersonwithwings]

For some reason I find this all the more amusing because it’s written in English

[af-hverju]

moi: pourquoi vous détruisez le monde!!! l'extraterrestre: parce que il y a des gens qui pensent que l'anglais est le seule langue pour parler moi: ah ça c'est bien

[languageoclock]

ich: warum zerstört ihr die erde!!!

aliens: weil es leute gibt die glauben dass englisch die einzige sprache ist die sie sprechen müssen

ich: das ist fair ich verstehe

[sprachtraeume]

ég: af hverju eyðileggið þið jörðina!!! aliens: af því að það er fólk sem finnst að enska sé sú eina tungumál sem þau þurfa að tala ég: oh, það er vit í þessu. ég skil.

[pory-gon-2]

ik: waarom vernietig je de aarde!!!

aliens: omdat er mensen zijn die denken dat engels de enige taal is die ze hoeven te spreken

ik: oh zo, ik snap het

[perilegs]

minä: miks te tuhootte maapalloo?

alienit: koska tääl on ihmisiä joitten mielestä englanti on ainoo kieli jota niitten täytyy puhua

minä: toi on reilua, ymmärrän

[polyglottica]

私: どうして地球を滅ぼしているんですか？

宇宙人: 英語しか喋る必要がないと思う人がいるからです

私: なるほど、わかりました

[lingumaniac]

me: Wosück maakt ji de Welt twei!!!

aliens: wieldat dat Lüüd gifft, de dinkt dat Engelsch de allenige Spraak weer, de een snacken mütt

me: jo, daar seggst wat. Nu versta ik’t

[somalang]

aniga: dhulka maxaad u burburinaya !!!

shisheeyaha: dadka intiisa badani u malaynayaan in Ingiriisidu tahay afka oo kaliya ay u baahan yihiin inay la hadlaan

aniga: waxaan fahamsanahay. waa wax cadaalad

[zhanaform]

我：你们为什么在毁灭地球?！！

外星人：因为有人以为他们只会英语就可以了

我：懂了，说得有道理

[natsui]

ako: bakit niyo sinisira ang mundo!!!

taga-ibang planeta: kasi merong mga taong akala nila Ingles lang ang kailangan nilang matutunang lenggwahe

ako: ah, sige naiintindihan ko

[katsudonski]

Aku : kenapa kau hancurkan bumi!!! Alien : karena masih banyak orang berpikir hanya bahasa inggris satu-satunya bahasa yang terpenting Aku : oh, oke lah..

[belisencia]

tôi: tại sao các người hủy diệt trái đất!!! người ngoài hành tinh: bởi vì có người nghĩ rằng tiếng Anh là thứ tiếng duy nhất mà họ cần biết tôi: ồ thế thì tôi hiểu

[aphdoitsu-deactivated20170414]

Eu: Por que vocês estão destruindo a Terra?! Aliens: Porque há pessoas que pensam que o inglês é a única língua que eles precisam falar. Eu: Isso é justo, eu entendo.

[wednesdaythunder]

jag: varför förintar ni jorden!!!

utomjordingar: för det finns folk som tror att engelska är det ända språket de behöver kunna

jag: rimligt, jag förstår

[useless-czechrepfacts]

Já: Proč ničíte Zemi?

Mimozemšťani: Protože tu jsou lidé, kteří si myslí, že angličtina je jediný jazyk, který potřebují znát

Já: To je fér, to chápu.

[useless-polandfacts]

ja: dlaczego niszczycie Ziemię?

kosmici: ponieważ są ludzie, którzy myślą, że angielski to jedyny język, którego potrzebuję

ja: rozumiem, w porządku

[vyrkann]

io: perchè state distruggendo la terra!!!

alieni: perchè ci sono delle persone che credono che l’inglese sia l’unica lingua di cui hanno bisogno

io: capisco, mi sembra giusto

[rad-and-sleepy]

Yo: porqué estás destruyendo la tierra!?!?

Extraterrestre: porque hay personas quienes creen que inglés es la única lengua que se tiene que hablar.

Yo: te entiendo, es justo.

[haxyr3]

Я: Почему вы уничтожаете Землю?!?! Инопланетяне: Потому что есть люди, которые считают, что им нужно говорить только по-английски. Я: А, ну понятно, тогда ладно!

[jenroses]

A modern Rosetta stone.

[polygamouscaterpillar-deactivat]

[mens-rights-activia]

Onipa: ad3n ti na woo se3 ewuasi

3wiamu nii: efri s3 nk⊃fu⊃ bi w⊃ ho a ⊃mo fri s3 br⊃fo ne kasa p3 a ehyia ⊃mo

Onipa: a, ma te ase

[into-the-valley-of-unrest]

Yessssssss I love the sign language addition! @polygamouscaterpillar

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

This is like the side-by-side plates of the Lord’s Prayer in the historical linguistics textbook except so much better

This is the most educational shitpost I’ve ever seen

[thatlittleegyptologist]

[homeosloven]

Jaz: zakaj uničujete Zemljo?

Nezemljani: zaradi ljudi, ki mislijo, da je angleščina edini jezik, ki ga potrebujejo

Jaz: aha kul, razumem

[beyeasy]

Rest in Peace Betty White.

[math-memes]

[thickness-protection-program]

Only the sexiest baddies use Leibniz

[vulnerary-prince]

I am going to scream everyone is reblogging this like it is just common knowledge I feel like I’m losing my mind

[thickness-protection-program]

You could say it's... Deriving you crazy :D

[vulnerary-prince]

[twloha]

[paperback-mummy-blog]

I really love this and I know exactly why but I can’t explain it.

[in-thislight]

Because it’s just another indication that we, as Human Beings, are one.

[priestessamy]

It’s also just like… a very human thing to do, to measure everyone’s heights in a way that makes it so significant