*Eternally Screaming*

[odvulture]

The Hunchback of Notre Dame, The Phantom of the Opera and Beauty and the Beast all speak to one of humankind most consistent questions;

can French men be loved?

[rose-colored-tea]

[homunculus-argument]

Thoughts that are mutual between cats and their people:

Yeah you're cute when you sleep but you didn't let me sleep either so I'm going to annoy you now because I'm bored. Hahah get poked, sleepy idiot.

How do you not comprehend this when I am literally staring at you. Like I understand that your brain can't understand things this nuanced but come on, how do you not get this.

I don't know if you know that what I am currently doing is an expression of affection, but that won't stop me. Knowing that I showed you that I love you is enough.

I heard a crinkly material and the sound of you chewing so I have to know what's in your mouth RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

I can't communicate with you and you can't communicate with me, so I'm just copying the tone of the sound you're making in hopes that you understand that I try.

You are doing activities beyond my comprehension, and I find this fascinating. I will never understand what the fuck you are trying to achieve here, but I am intrigued nonetheless.

Hey are you ok, you haven't done your weird thing in a while. Yeah I don't get why you do that but I know you do that when you're ok.

[papathe5th]

Judith’s actual job is to read our thirst posts to Frater Imperator as a means of pumping his deflated ego.

[textsfromhannibal]

Hey Judith, I wanna bounce on your boss like a trampoline.

[cruise-in-your-glow-bus]

"She says she wants to... to what, now?"

[textsfromhannibal]

“Uh, the full quote is, ‘I want to bounce on your boss like a trampoline, so please make sure his insurance is up to date and that he’s taking his calcium supplements, because his pelvis is in imminent danger.’”

[cruise-in-your-glow-bus]

*muffled noises of papal concern*

[luckykittycolor]

[neon-radish]

Guys I think I know how a plasma gun works now

[teathattast]

[sohazegoes]

Copia seeing that Perpetua got to perform in front of Queen:

[porterr-robinson]

v.2

[usedtobehmc]

If I ever don’t reblog this, you can assume I’m dead. It’s just pure, sound-design gold.

The cuts, the slow ramp-ups, how it matches his dance moves.

MWAH.

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[assiraphales]

bruce springsteen opened a concert last night calling trump corrupt, incompetent, and treasonous. that’s right sweetie he’s not for YOU and neither is “born in the usa” and it never has been x

[assiraphales]

like r we forgetting this is a man who cancelled a show in north carolina bc of their anti trans legislation or WHAT

[pisshandkerchief]

say that king

[vampirecatprince]

I love remembering that, canonically, Copia has done this jump

[fallen-ghoul-angel]

Approach the Kreature with caution and calm demeanor as she is still quite feral and spooks easily

[ngnt-writes]

This man forgot we can see the bottom half of his face and only selected the eye emote.

[your-fave-hates-jk-rowling]

YOU hate JK Rowling!

[lochnutmonster]

[rebel-girl-queen-of-my-world]

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

[sparrow-olli]

There are two frames of Swiss freaking out during Watcher in the Sky in Rite Here Rite Now. I found them, you're welcome.

These look like photos of a cryptid.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[barillapasta]

[shrimptiger-deactivated20250910]

You're papa to me. *sobs while shaking him violently* YOU'RE PAPA TO ME!!

[gabitzart]

They're stupid