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[vegaofthelyre]

The Patience Of Ordinary Things by Pat Schneider

[whitepeopletwitter]

[antique-scarecrow]

#i’ll ask a rich person where the trash is#and they’re like ‘oh right here’#then lead me down 2 hallways through a secret passage and into a cellar#and the trash is in the farthest corner of the cellar in its own closet#and it’s sensor-activated

why are these tags so funny

[beebugger]

THE BIN OF AMONTILLADO

[susuwatori]

Ghibli houses

[yocalio]

The Mummy (1999) Dir. Stephen Sommers  

[whatevernatureis]

You know that sort of technological/sci-fi aesthetic that was most prevalent in the late ‘80s to the mid-’90s that used a lot of grey to beige colors and angular shapes with heavily rounded edges and corners?

Syd Mead was certainly a big influence, though a bit sleeker than most examples:

One of the greatest exemplars of the aesthetic is the interior of the Enterprise-D on Star Trek: The Next Generation:

It seems to be designed to appear both futuristic and welcoming. The plastic usually has a grainy texture so it doesn’t look so shiny and cold. Light sources are soft, with the lightbulbs concealed behind corners or plastic coverings that diffuse the light; it was also usually a bit dimmer to feel more indoorsy and cosy. Pure whites are shunned. Chairs and couches are made to appear comfortable at first glance (even if weird angles and slopes would compromise comfort in practice). Ceilings and walls slope inwards, accentuating the low, cosy feeling. It makes me think of being in an airliner, since airliner interiors have a similar aesthetic (that worked to ST:TNG’s advantage; since the interiors reminded me of an airplane, it felt like they really were in a spaceship).

In some ways it seems to be a softer, cosier update of the ‘60s space age aesthetic, and there’s a smooth transition to the colder, shinier Y2K aesthetic.

[all-things-comedy]

[decayedvenus]

[sexhaver]

im so glad nobody on this website can drive so i dont have to put up with driving discourse

[sexhaver]

imagine a long post about how driving really slow in the left lane is valid

[rainbowbuttconfetti]

[welcometoyouredoom]

[charlesoberonn]

The song “Jolene” but the singer never stops describing Jolene, going into more and more details and getting more and more disturbing until you’re not sure what Jolene is except that you’re afraid of her.

[maenadmars]

♪ your teeth are sharp / your mouth agape your claws rend flesh / there’s no escape from the judgement of the Eldritch One, Jolene ♪

[smalltall]

He screams about you in his sleep and when he wakes, does naught but weep in terror, of the one they call Jolene

[butts-for-days]

blackening the summer skies

with burning wings and countless eyes

we tremble at the sight of you, Jolene

[animatedamerican]

♪  we cower here beneath your gaze that sets the earth and sky ablaze have mercy at the end of days, Jolene  ♪

[themoonworshiper]

Below the earth below the seas

The inky black wherin thy be

To you we give these fettered three

Jolene

[brokenlogic18]

[alva-alice]

[spacecadet]

[wolfmen]

I dunno, I just really feel like Summer Girls by LFO should be here instead of Steal My Sunshine. 

[logotv]

[welcometoyouredoom]

[willowrosenboob]

Spike and Drusilla in School Hard