Fangirling All Day, Every Day

[sreegs]

i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr

[sreegs]

man what did i click on that tumblr thinks im gay

[teaspoon-sarah]

the sign in button?

[sreegs]

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[parkchanwoohoo]

This whole series is so goddamn funny

[giselsann]

Commission ✨ 🪄

[giselsann]

Couple commissions 50$ .

[giselsann]

Spaces available ✨

[giselsann]

Please let me know if anyone is interested. My landlady's cat fell from the 4th floor and I need to take him to the vet.😔

[giselsann]

I need to raise $200. If anyone is interested, please let me know.

[lilhaaaarper]

看了Sam几秒钟立刻变成🍅的访谈觉得太可爱了所以画了🍅梅卡并且在他旁边生成了一个逗乐的贝勒……

[yourfavpunchesnazis]

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

[yourfavpunchesnazis]

[tnystrk-exe]

[entropychronicles]

[dizzyzs]

Everyone look at the cat blanket I made like .. 3 years ago

[dizzyzs]

Btw don't believe any Etsy ad or things trying to sell this pattern to you. It's been free since the 90s. It's very simple, just double crochet and color changes. Be sure to weave in ends as you go unlike me

[lesserdreams]

MY MOM JUST MADE THIS PATTERN EVERYONE LOOK

YOU CAN DO IT IN SO MANY COLORS

[such-justice-wow]

I spontaneously sent this to my brother (likes cats and crochet) and it turns out hes been looking for a free version of this pattern for ages

[cuddlyplaguedoctor]

@lankira

[dzjadzja]

Free patterns get a reblog

[sierrabravoecho]

The upside-down book in this picture is doing so much narrative heavy lifting… Dunk is illiterate through no fault of his own and Aerion is stupid through great personal effort

[cipheramnesia]

I bet if a mushroom could lap water out of your hand with a tongue that a gently drinking mushroom tongue on your hand would be the softest and gentlest thing.

[saint-batrick]

jesus christ, i experienced brief but severe grief over not actually being able to experience this.

[cipheramnesia]

I think it would feel like a lizard tongue but I've never had a lizard drink out of my hand either, and thus the whole thing remains conceptually elusive.

[hypercam2-mp4]

this put such a vivid image in my head i needed to make it real as soon as i got home

[cipheramnesia]

This makes me indescribably overjoyed.

[cipheramnesia]

This is the only post I've written while also being incredibly high.

[transastronautistic]

ID: a lovely digital painting of a light-dappled forest floor where a human hand extends, open-palmed, to a mushroom. The mushroom laps at a droplet of water on the pad of one fingertip with a lil tongue extending from under its cap. Tiny text reads sip sip sip sip

[peachiefilms]

"i just want to know it meant something to you" flambert animation RAHHH 😛

[remotetrash]

OH MY GOD HELP ME I CANT BREATHE

[huyandere]

tamjin can be so funny

[massivelynervousprincess]

All according to plan 🤣

[xekstrin]

My boyfriend, again blending together fanfiction tropes: So what if when you finally find your soulmate, that’s when you discover if you’re alpha or omega, right?

Me, hands shaking as I frantically search for pen & paper: KEEP TALKING

[xekstrin]

Me: Seems hellish

Boyfriend: So does being an ant person

Me: Again, baby, they’re not ants

Boyfriend: YES THEY ARE. They communicate via pheromones— LIKE ANTS.

Me: So back to the soulmate thing….

Boyfriend: You could trick them into following orders and thinking they’re dead by spraying them with a spritz bottle. I think they need a queen.

Me: So back to the soulmate thing…. Seems hellish!

Boyfriend: Not really. If being around the other person is what triggers the changes, if you want to go back to normal… all you need to do is leave.

Me, writing: (You found your soulmate. It’s changing you in scary ways. All you need to do is leave… how difficult would it be to leave? What pressures exist to stay?)

Boyfriend: So these ant-people—

Me: OMEGAVERSE IS NOT ANTS!!!!!!

[teaboot]

God I love Apothecary Diaries. Maomao is like a dog with a mouth full of Lego bricks to me. Babygirl don’t eat that

[teaboot]

So imagine you go to a brothel and when you get there it’s full of beautiful women but then also there’s this dog. And when you ask “hey what’s with the dog” they’re like oh the dog, we love the dog, everybody loves the dog, the dog collects rocks from the yard. And you’re like “okay” but later you find the dog gathering piles of rocks and cementing them into a beautiful river-stone wall to protect the building. And you’re like “I didn’t even know dogs could do that”. And they’re like “that’s nothing, check this out” and then the dog starts doing multiplication with the rocks. You’re like “what the fuck” and they go “nahh she’s just getting started”. And they start giving the dog complex mathematical formulas that the dog answers by laying out the rocks. And you go “holy shit that’s the smartest dog I’ve ever seen”. And they go “it’s the smartest dog in the world” and you’re like “wow that’s amazing”. And then you look outside and the dog is eating the rocks. And you’re like “can the dog eat rocks?”. And they’re like “no”

[teaboot]

One day you find out the dog went missing. “We don’t know where the dog went but we miss the dog”, the beautiful women tell you. A year later the dog comes back. The dog is accompanied by the Duke of wales. “My gardener stole this dog but now I would like to buy it”, he says. “The dog has built me a beautiful castle and solved the viscount’s mysterious murder.” You aren’t sure how the dog did that by stacking rocks but you’re still incredibly impressed. The beautiful women are so happy to see the dog again. “Did you know that the dog can ride a bike?” The Duke asks. You look at the dog. The dog is obviously concealing a mouth full of gravel

[elisabethdeep-blog]

This is the post that enticed me to watch apothecary diaries and now that I am watching apothecary diaries I am constantly pointing at the very deliberately cat-coded character, whose name is 'cat-cat', and shouting 'this dog can EAT ROCKS?'.

[formerlyluckymanticore]

Reblog if you will never. Ever. Use AI in your writing.

[asinglebakedbean]

I like to think that the Autobots know they're fucked if Prowl makes this face instead of just yelling at them

[mossy-rossy]

Ok so you know how at the bar Visi is like “orgy time now?” and Robert gives his sarcastic lil comment? I’m just imagining Blazer mentioning what the team would get for improving their overall scores and the usual pizza party stuff comes up — but then someone’s like “what if we not only improve but beat this other team” and Robert, fully not serious, says he’d “let the team run a train on him” and Visi + the team perks up immediately. The whole Z team is so uncannily motivated and robert thinks maybe they really want pizza…

Nonnie… your brain… too magnificent…

Forget topping the leader board, downtown branch about to get absolutely demolished with the Z-teams perfect score.

Mfs doing crime on their time off so they can fix it in the next shift at this point.

The phrase “For the Cookie!” Is thrown around during this period, Robert has to tell Blazer maybe they should get Crumble not Pizza Hut.

[ahotknife]

the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself

[clearestbluest]

<3

[shining-bewear]