an american TREASURE.
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One Nice Bug Per Day
Peter Solarz
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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Monterey Bay Aquarium

oozey mess
d e v o n
will byers stan first human second
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Discoholic 🪩
NASA
Three Goblin Art

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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an american TREASURE.
youtube.com/watch?v=tc-jMrxgPsw&t=47s
this is cool but why is it shot like the intro credits of a crime drama
…Dessert, but shot like Murder. I think I’ve found my favorite aesthetic ever.
*schlorp* OHOHOHO *shklump* AHAHAHA
I cannot stop watching this
Soon..
Impressive edits made by @justinleduc.
Snakes always bite back
Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead
he accepted ur cold drink!!
Drake is a big kid at heart
Lmaoo the internet wins again
“hold on blood we ain’t got no longer stick?”
“Who finna hold me” “Me” “Maynee get outa here” 💀💀
I am in tears. I love him.
“Yeah I ain’t got no skill. I got courage, but I ain’t got no skill”
“Give me the blammy bruh” 😂😂😂💀💀💀
I’m having death over here.
Not the “blammy” 😭😭
REBLOGGING EVERY TIME
Yo this shit is so fucking funny yo I can’t
Omg 😂😂😂😂😂
“50 feet down there, get you down there” “Get who down there!?” 😂😂
My husband Marshawn 😂😂😍
I’m dying breh
Lmfaooooooooo
Elevated Bus That Drives Above Traffic Jams
if this fucking thing started training over me while i was driving i’d slam the breaks and kill everybody behind me
I have never laughed so hard
I am despondent
My soul just left my entire body
I’ve gone to a better place
We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.
For my nominations, I’m putting up:
If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.
or
It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.
I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.
this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful
Fuck. That is a damn good nomination.
if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.
We’re getting into the good ones now. This is some classic Tumblr.
Two old favourites:
“Bitch, That’s the Tubby Custard Machine” (http://imgur.com/gallery/IObQF)
and the horse dildo that was passed off as someone’s arm. (http://abakkus.tumblr.com/post/48958415162)
This is rapidly becoming a master post of ignorances and I could not possibly be happier.
Rare blue watermelon
That disease where you get purple eyes, no period, and no body hair
How have we gone this far without anyone mentioning the bird in the chocolate fountain
soap makes water molecules smaller
I nominate the “we are killing the earth” picture of the earth in comparison from 1978 to 2012
the dog with the slice of ham on its face that everyone thought was a gigantic burn scar
“Tequila is the only alcohol thats not a depressant so you can drink as much of it as you like”
that post with the picture of the joker without makeup and people thinking it was a real person and defending him
that photo of voldemort being passed off as an aborted fetus
The two way mirror
“listen here, cumslut.”
I can’t believe you guys forgot someone trying to pass off a picture of the inside of a fig as a microscopic view of the inside of a vagina.
I can’t believe I was on Tumblr for every single one of these posts.
9pm on a summer day is a god tier hour on planet earth
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