Violent Fish

If you don't like wine you can go fuck yourself.

[heytinafey]

[greeneyesguise]

an american TREASURE.

[stimman3000]

youtube.com/watch?v=tc-jMrxgPsw&t=47s

[modernwolfman-deactivated201811]

this is cool but why is it shot like the intro credits of a crime drama

[gallusrostromegalus]

…Dessert,  but shot like Murder.  I think I’ve found my favorite aesthetic ever.

[ampervadasz]

[characterlimit]

*schlorp* OHOHOHO *shklump* AHAHAHA

[luxgalador]

I cannot stop watching this

[irreleventblue]

[savannahfaerie]

Soon..

[sixpenceee]

Impressive edits made by @justinleduc.

[juggybetts]

Snakes always bite back

[catchymemes]

Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead

[invader-bean]

he accepted ur cold drink!!

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

Drake is a big kid at heart

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

Lmaoo the internet wins again

[localstarboy]

“hold on blood we ain’t got no longer stick?”

[theeffectofglitterineyes]

“Who finna hold me” “Me” “Maynee get outa here” 💀💀

[mochiiprincesa-deactivated20181]

Lmaoo

[bakedkesh-deactivated20191103]

I am in tears. I love him.

[blocboyt-deactivated20181205]

😂😂😂

[dontforgetthemiss]

“Yeah I ain’t got no skill. I got courage, but I ain’t got no skill”

[valuethislove]

“Give me the blammy bruh” 😂😂😂💀💀💀

[jeankd]

I’m having death over here.

[solo-munroe]

Not the “blammy” 😭😭

[teealwayschillin-deactivated201]

REBLOGGING EVERY TIME

[bikinicouch]

Yo this shit is so fucking funny yo I can’t

[unclemadlib]

😂😂

[southrnbird]

Omg 😂😂😂😂😂

[brijeux]

“50 feet down there, get you down there” “Get who down there!?” 😂😂

[afrosnchopsticks-deactivated201]

My husband Marshawn 😂😂😍

[tomboy-cutie-deactivated2019010]

I’m dying breh

[blvckgeezus]

Lmfaooooooooo

[supesdavid]

[boredpanda]

Elevated Bus That Drives Above Traffic Jams

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

if this fucking thing started training over me while i was driving i’d slam the breaks and kill everybody behind me

[gosimpsonic-deactivated20190116]

[takeafuckingsh0wer-blog]

[igglooaustralia]

I have never laughed so hard

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

I am despondent

[babyfireflyisdead]

My soul just left my entire body

[cake-warrior]

I’ve gone to a better place

[gmbencompetence]

We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.

or

It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.

[jupiterjunebug]

this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful

[gmbencompetence]

Fuck. That is a damn good nomination.

[thisisdefinitelyacreativename]

if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.

[gmbencompetence]

We’re getting into the good ones now. This is some classic Tumblr.

[turtle-powered]

Two old favourites:

“Bitch, That’s the Tubby Custard Machine” (http://imgur.com/gallery/IObQF)

and the horse dildo that was passed off as someone’s arm. (http://abakkus.tumblr.com/post/48958415162)

[gmbencompetence]

This is rapidly becoming a master post of ignorances and I could not possibly be happier.

[analienorsutin]

Rare blue watermelon

[sickofimmortality]

That disease where you get purple eyes, no period, and no body hair

[akiraita]

How have we gone this far without anyone mentioning the bird in the chocolate fountain

[unicornfan]

soap makes water molecules smaller

[elphabaoftheopera]

I nominate the “we are killing the earth” picture of the earth in comparison from 1978 to 2012

[brucebocchi]

the dog with the slice of ham on its face that everyone thought was a gigantic burn scar

[adataraxia]

“Tequila is the only alcohol thats not a depressant so you can drink as much of it as you like”

[softurl]

[sasukehateblog]

that post with the picture of the joker without makeup and people thinking it was a real person and defending him

[painisthecleanser]

that photo of voldemort being passed off as an aborted fetus

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

The two way mirror

[rinlockhart]

“listen here, cumslut.”

[tenaflyviper]

I can’t believe you guys forgot someone trying to pass off a picture of the inside of a fig as a microscopic view of the inside of a vagina.

[nyokoko]

I can’t believe I was on Tumblr for every single one of these posts.

[fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20]

9pm on a summer day is a god tier hour on planet earth

[madilik]

a mosquito wrote this