Greetings, fellow headmates, heartfolk, and curious onlookers!
I'm running for President of Syscourseria-- the title of Best Syscourser in the system community. Why? Because I believe in systemhood, plurality, unity, and most importantly… quality memes and warm takes.
What qualifies me to be president of Syscourse? Well, I come with not just experience-- but experiences, plural. I’ve got a full internal cabinet ready to go, complete with wildly differing opinions, snack preferences, and at least one personality who insists on being called “CEO of Vibes.” Whether it’s navigating academic theories or deciding which one of us left the lights on, I’ve got a whole think tank in my head. You want diverse perspectives? I’ve got them-- sometimes all at once. Voting on initiatives? We’ve already had three internal elections and a group chat meltdown. I’m basically a walking committee, and that’s what makes me perfect for the job.
I've won twice before, how bad could it be?
I’m here to represent all kinds of systems: DID, OSDD, endogenic, median, ones I can't pronounce-- if you’ve got headmates, I’ve got hugs.
Under my leadership, I promise:
A ban on gatekeeping disguised as “concern.”
Free headspace renovations for all systems (open floor plans encouraged).
And weekly community cuddle piles — consent required, dissociation optional.
Let’s talk about my opponent, Freezing Cold System Takes. The only candidate brave enough to say “who cares about plurality” while in a plural tag. If you want leadership that’s more lukewarm chaos and less frostbitten ideology, I think the choice is pretty clear.
They’ve proposed policies like:
Mandatory amnesia checks at every roleplay checkpoint
“Inner world license exams.” (We barely passed real driving, okay?)
Mandating all system members clock in and out like it's a psychic punch card
And their signature catchphrase: “I’m just saying what everyone’s thinking.”
Freezing Cold System Takes has some truly innovative policies—like their plan to standardize inner world time zones, as if our brains needed more scheduling conflicts. They also want to install a “vibe check checkpoint” between switches-- because nothing promotes mental wellness like being interrogated by the Internal Revenue of Stability. And don’t forget their initiative to assign every alter a job title-- because nothing builds trust like telling your demon protector they're now the Assistant Manager of Emotional Regulation.
Well, maybe we’re all thinking it’s time for a warmer take!
In conclusion, if elected, I promise to be:
Educational, but with memes.
And above all, someone who sees the whole system-- not just the fronters.
Vote for me, your friendly neighborhood syscourser. Together, we’ll build a community where everyone-- yes, even the inner world gremlins-- feels seen, heard, and slightly overstimulated in a loving way.
Thank you, and may your switches be smooth and your headspace have Wi-Fi.
@freezingcoldsystemtakes your turn 😏
