So I Stand In The Sun, And I Breathe With My Lungs

23. Alaska. Nihilism. Maybe the opposite. Not sure yet.

[tastefullyoffensive]

To battle! (via Emma_The_Ward)

[smokecartel]

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[dave-pen]

i had this productive day planned out but i got sad and went to the pub and drank loads of pints instead.

i need to do better tomorrow ffs

[wonderfulwinds]

Hey bro, at least you got outta bed. 

[petzel]

i’m officially cancelling cringe culture. it’s over. go enjoy the things you like unabashedly and proudly because life is hard and sometimes things are just nice.

[petzel]

play minecraft. watch doctor who. read homestuck. draw undertale fanart. be a furry. live.

[durnesque-esque]

Love yourself. Be kind to others. Enjoy the fuck out of whatever you want.

[dave-pen]

except for this

[pkeoj-deactivated20190117]

I could’ve gone my whole life without that

[dave-pen]

                                                                                                                                           #where did you even find that shit                                                             

what do you mean where did i find it, it’s a classic from the noughties, it was no.2 in the charts in the uk

[queenpiss]

when is it okay to start blogging baby grinch again

[vincentneff-deactivated20150115]

Now

[queenpiss]

[simplycolettemariee]

*taps bong with lighter* “id like to make a toast”

(via simplycolettemariee)

[ripndipcl]

[blcksprng]

:’(

[pentecost]

[wild-cabins]

Mason Strehl

[mega-question-guy-deactivated20]

Famous musician kills man in broad daylight

[sour-syrup]

Any knitting pattern is a beginner pattern if you’re willing enough to sit there and fucking suffer.

[adeles]

if this ain’t me

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[burntcopper]

things english speakers know, but don’t know we know.

[windycityteacher-deactivated202]

WOAH WHAT?

[ice-light-red-deactivated201611]

That is profound. I noticed this by accident when asked about adjectives by a Japanese student. She translated something from Japanese like “Brown big cat” and I corrected her. When she asked me why, I bluescreened.

[greelin]

a list of emotions i feel frequently

no

fall out boy

4 am

lying face down on the floor

no shirt

what

[taosinthepages]

[coffinforyourcoughin]

Me

[silvaalarcon]

lordstark:

ho ho holy shit it’s almost christmas

[birdschoolforbirds]

WILL???? IS THAT YOU WILL???? W I L L 

[tessfromthenorthside]

oh thank god