under the kitchen lights you look like dynamite

Aloha! Ciao! Bonjour! Hola! Ahoy! I'm Wonder Triton! Atlantean Princess, aspiring wrestler, plant mom, hairbrush rockstar and host of your goldfish's favorite segment on Mick FM!

[wondertriton]

what will be your first order of business when you become queen of Atlantica?

I’m cracking down on the pollution problem. There simply isn’t enough plastic in my sea!

[wondertriton]

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Leah: Yo can you keep a secret?

Leah: Too late, this is your test, you have to keep the secret now because I'm telling you anyway.

Leah: I just set 50 goldfish and one Betta fish loose in the fountain.

Wonder: How can I keep THAT secret! I don't think there's any way they can survive in the fountain! There's too many, no air and the betta will MURDER THEM!

Wonder: Why would you do that?!!!!? And why would you tell the mermaid???

Wonder: We have to go save them. NOW.

[melmeltriton]

Well. It’s been a while, but this grad school dropout is back and queenlier than ever. Just kidding, I’m still not anywhere near ready for that shit, but I now have a bunch of knowledge on how to fake like I am. Anyway, I’m kind of sad that I had to miss the ball! How’d my replacement Head Love Expert do?  Do I need to do damage control with a bachelor auction? Or maybe finally organize a messy speed dating event of some kind? Unfortunately for you all, I’m full of ideas.  

[wondertriton]

Hi Mel, Welcome back! You’re going to be the queen again? Was that something we were all supposed to know already or is that new? The whole which land Triton will rule thing gets so awfully confusing sometimes. Also the ball was extra boring this year without you! I didn’t even sign up, but I could just tell that it wasn’t as good as when you’re in charge. What’s messy speed dating? Does it involve running in mud?

[wondertriton]

yooooooooo closest-in-age cousin! You're a weirdo but like, I think that's what we all love about you. In 2020, catch me carrying on the Triton legacy at WHS with the best of 'em. Bet.

[mosstriton]

Okay, when was someone going to tell me that we were having a Battle of the Bands? I would’ve dropped training for the 2020 Sealympics months ago to get a band together and audition. Not gonna lie, but none of our acts sound as cool as something I would’ve come up with. 

[wondertriton]

Probably because all your super cool family members in the know are big college grownups now and don't care about High School stuff? Or we thought the Sealympics were way more impressive? Or we forgot to tell you! I don't know! Either way, it's not too late for you to make your own cooler band and get famous the good old fashioned way!

[wondertriton]

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[hollistriton]

If anyone was wondering, yes a stove top can burn off the ends of your hair. Also don’t try and cook after you’ve taken night time cold medicine because you will be out of it enough to actually burn off the ends of your hair. And after burning off the ends of your hair, don’t call your best friend for help because he will just apathetically tell you to get a haircut and that you shouldn’t have been cooking in the first place which you already KNEW BUT DID IT ANYWAYS!

[wondertriton]

How’d your hair get to the fire part of a stove? I don’t use stoves ever so maybe I’m missing lots, but isn’t the fire kind of low down? What were you doing exactly?

[megedonnelly]

you look like little birds help you get dressed in the morning

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[wondertriton]

TEXT ✉️ OPEN

Miles: If an animated version of that old 'Milk, Milk, Lemonade' rhyme took over your computer screen today while you were working on something, JUST KNOW THAT I TOLD THE OTHER GUYS IN COMPUTER CLUB NOT TO DO THAT!

Wonder: That's not about you????

[kiarataji]

“Wait, so… why do humans wear these shoes on stilts again? I know I look dope in them, but is there some kind of tactical advantage or something?” Kiara asked, looking down at her brand new pair of high heels.

@ohmisswonder

[wondertriton]

Wonder looked down at the heels on her own feet as if seeing them for the first time. Even though she'd worn them before, she'd never once attempted to consider using them for anything other than feet decoration. "I think someone told me that they make butts look good, but human butts still kind of look the same to me? And I guess You could throw them if you wanted to, but that kind of goes for any object, doesn't it?"

[wondertriton]

TEXT 🍦 WILES

Miles: I've never had to make a list of things people need to learn about Earth before!!! This is a lot of pressure, I'm going to have to pull like... most Googled conspiracy theories or something.

Wonder: I don't need to learn any more conspiracy theories!!! Dont put them on your list! Just stick to the stuff you won't force me to list to at any given casual moment!!!

[wondertriton]

HON miles, noli, darcy, sylvie

Not. It's winter time and we're all super cold. Unless we're all in front of a fire thing or bundled up like crazy, we're usually the exact opposite of hot!

[wondertriton]

I think you're so fun and weird and cool! I'm so glad I got to add you to my Blonde Squad and you're also pals with Miles so I don't have to compromise anything if I want to hang with you both!

[wondertriton]

You're the best thing to ever come out of the ocean. You're WONDER-ful.

[wondertriton]

TEXT 🍦 WILES

Miles: WAIT. Have I not taught you about the Abominable Snowman yet??? I'VE FAILED YOU AS A FRIEND!

Wonder: Nope! You don't teach me anything cool until you remember I have no idea what you're ever talking about! So yeah YOU HAVE!