Cindyy

hi im cindy. im 23 and ugly but i could probably make you laugh

[bummass]

Dove chocolate and Dove soap are two different companies who havent sued each other because they have different trademarks lol

[gaycism]

Damn and I really all this time just thought dove (the soap people) had a meeting one day and were just like “…. we might fuck around and make some chocolate”

[imaseawitch]

Finding out that Dove Soap and Dove Chocolates are different companies has the exact same energy as finding out that Michelin Tires and the Michelin Star Rating System (which rates the finest restaurants in the world) are actually the same company.

[theweirdwideweb]

[dunkstein]

I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize an entire car into red mist

[dunkstein]

https://youtu.be/Nl8xTqTUGCY

If you haven’t seen this episode of Mythbusters I feel so bad for you because “What car?” remains to this day as a defining moment of my adolescence and my entire life

[theotheristhedoctor]

That was a near-religious experience 

[outburstsoftheordinary]

I made a gif of it for those of you who cant watch the video in your country. Or if you know you just want to stare at it mesmerized like me

[theclaravoyant]

the original video was not available for me but i found one that is and … whaaat

[spiderine]

here’s a good one of the whole segment

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

holy shut

[uncle-beanbag]

My mother is 70 and still loves it

[catchymemes]

[madame-macabre]

When you have the power of God and anime on your side

[glumshoe]

Somebody give me creative reigns for a TV show. Picture this - Elvira and Dolly Parton starring side-by-side as twin sisters, both witches from humble roots. They’ve each lived wild lives independently and with a little huffy hostility towards each other, following different paths to become powerful enchantresses. As they reach old age, they realize the only thing they can’t replace with magic…. is family. 

[glumshoe]

This is the greatest day of my life.

[coluring]

*swags nervously*

[threesideddream]

shout out to this baby for being amazing.

[redditfront]

[setheverman]

this man does the math and delivers your change

[the-whateverest-jkb3-blog-deact]

[scottsummers]

[catbotblep]

mrrrabp *lays down in the manner of a wet towel*

[princesstigerbelle]

Is this how wet towels lay????

[princesstigerbelle]

Shit!! this wet towel is proper as HECK!

They are evolving….

[teapotsahoy]

When ur like: “this show is very good.  In fact, it is too good.  I want something I can watch with 30% brain and this is a minimum 60% brain show.”

[officialunitedstates]

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

[dat-soldier]

[cozza-frenzy]

I know everyone’s seen this a million times, but it’s still SICK.

[xxxtictacion]

The origins of the mission status: sick image

[whitepeopletwitter]

[spacehunter-m]

[official-venom-snake]

*ascending slide whistle*

*descending slide whistle*

*several xylophone notes*

*wet “splat” noise*

“There!”

[mrchristmass1]

звуки секса с моей неудачной женой

[iamoutofideas]

[taino-ti]

Lil Nas X is the funniest celebrity out there. No I will not be taking questions. 

[chewbacca]

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