Shine, bright.

[galllfrey]

[cantinabandmp3]

Tumblr Update

If you go into ‘settings’ and then ‘dashboard appearance’ you can switch off the new dashboard!

Settings ➡️ Dashboard ➡️ Use the old dashboard

[minimoll7]

Just for anyone who isn’t aware, you need xkit for this! That option did not show up for me at all until I downloaded the extension

[wongtonnoodle]

@ddcc95

[astraldeterminism-deactivated20]

if you wake up much earlier than normal you feel secret emotions

[medusasstory]

#one time i just woke up at 7 am and stared at the sunrise for like an hour #dont know what emotions those were but they sure were a lot!!

[riverside--wren]

If you stay up late enough, you feel those same emotions, but the bad version of them

[unclefather]

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

[stability]

size of the donut hole through the years (Via keepfilming)

[unscriptedindulgence]

Interesting. Reverse the chart and it’s my asshole through the years.

[hyperboul-deactivated20180101]

why would you comment that

[milfsmackdown]

i think jeff bezos should personally deliver every amazon package until he dies of exhaustion and then whoevers doorstep he dies on gets his fortune

[zarchomp]

the santa clause but with someone who doesn’t bring Christmas joy to children around the world and also has never once befriended a reindeer (which, as we all know, is the only measure of goodness we accept)

[ddcc95]

oh my god do you know how much more people will start using amazon if theres a chance to get his fortune. 

what a marketing technique 

[wongtonnoodle]

we would be doing it to kill him

[todd--chavez]

[localtiktoks]

[stolentweets]

[fuks]

not to be dramatic but i would die for this cat

[fetus-cakes]

what a confusing set of emotions

[bd9wirksissbiska-deactivated202]

ur not ugly, u have poor self-esteem

[bd9wirksissbiska-deactivated202]

u didnt grow up ugly, u were taught to judge urself

[bd9wirksissbiska-deactivated202]

other ppl arent ugly, ur projecting ur learned insecurities onto them

[kindfoxes]

a trio of witches and their familiars

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

this is such a fantastic photo

[moonenjoyer]

well this truly was A Decade. i loved you. i hated you. goodbye 2010s.

[hotephoetips-deactivated2017080]

i’m watching Bee Movie for the first time

i’m 1 minute and 30 seconds in

a’ight so this main character is supposed to be a male bee but he uses a pencil sharpener to sharpen his stinger but male bees don’t have stingers?

[hotephoetips-deactivated2017080]

he got a mom and dad but the queen supposed to be the only one procreating so what is the truth?

[hotephoetips-deactivated2017080]

a'ight so this a whole society of bees that feel obligated to walk and drive instead of fly

[hotephoetips-deactivated2017080]

he just became disillusioned with the capitalist system it’s bout to be some shit

[hotephoetips-deactivated2017080]

you’d figure this movie would have more woman characters considering as how female bees are the ones who do all the work but ok

[hotephoetips-deactivated2017080]

i know too much about bees to watch this movie

[fakehistory]

Adam and Eve are banished from the garden of Eden after eating the forbidden fruit [6000 B.C.]

[commodorecliche]

Scientist 1, an absolute slut for Christmas: EARLY CHRISTMAS IS GOOD FOR YOU

Scientist 2, ready to burn every Christmas tree within a 10 mile radius because it's not even Thanksgiving yet: IF I HEAR A SINGLE JINGLE BELL, I WILL DIE

[cherryozyi]

*me who decorates early and listens to Christmas music*