I'm Fine, I'm Just Spiffy!

Hi, my name is Molly! I am a Christian! And also a woman! I really like Dismas Mersiv, even if I suck at showing it :)

[alexadelphia-official]

Psalm 61:2 really reminded me of a lesson I'm continually learning nowadays, that I have to admit where my limits are and to humbly ask God for help when I can't do something instead of just acting like I can look in and do it through my own effort

[neonshroudedgraves]

Your Computer May Soon Require an Age Check. And It Might Not Take ‘No’ for an Answer

Age verification laws are moving beyond porn sites and social media. Soon, your operating system could be required to know how old you are.

[pinkyprincessnom]

IT NEVER ENDS

@d0esery @youtube-privacy-union @roxfox5 @gentleman-velvet @hannahhook7744

Sorry for tagging

[d0esery]

🇺🇸⭐️REMINDER TO CONTACT YOUR REPS, SIGN, PETITIONS, AND PROTEST! MAKE A FUSS ABOUT THIS! LET THEM KNOW WE ARE GONNA FIGHT! ⭐️🇺🇸

[golden-gospel-poet]

Jesus ~ the Composer 🎶

[mybeautifulchristianjourney]

Your feelings are a terrible guide for what is true.

God's Word is the only solid ground you can stand on.

[shinjiro-aragaki99]

[shinjiro-aragaki99]

[ziodynes098]

🔹 Nyafia from Palworld! Drawn for Monster May 2025 🔹

Design available on Redbubble!

[roseshell]

[fluffs-n-stuffs]

shoutout to one of the top ten roy mustang frames of all time

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[becherdireinen]

a man being gentle with you is the most masculine thing he can do.

[baraphalloplastyclinic]

I actually do think we should discourage women from becoming housewives. Do not become financially dependent on a man. That's how a lot of women ended up dead over the years. A man gets violent suddenly and you have to choose between homelessness or potentially dying at his hand because you have an enormous gap in your resume and no degrees or certifications or anything that will help you pursue a career that will allow you to be financially independent. He owns your bank account. His name is probably the one on the car. Try and leave and he can report it stolen. Where will you go then?

Don't become a housewife.

[sunshineandrosesnoraincamemyway]

My stars the tags on this post are sad.

Anyways

I would love to be a housewife

[uptownthots]

average Christian

[sunshineandrosesnoraincamemyway]

No, it's not your fault if a man abuses you. Ever. That's both not what I said and also not a Christian belief. I do not appreciate your strawman attacks

Being a stay at home wife doesn't magically make your relationship more prone to abuse. There are plenty of abusive relationships where both parties are working

My issue with the original post is that it is a gross over simplification of what is a major problem. I'm not saying it's your fault if you're abused, im saying being financially dependent on a man is not what has killed women, being in a relationship with a terrible man is.

Yes, there are people who are charismatic and hide their evil well, but in almost every story I've heard where the husband was abusive there were red flags before the relationship that other people saw and the wife ignored them when brought up. I'm not saying it's your fault if you're abused, I'm saying listen to wise council before getting in a relationship

[icannotbejondenden47]

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[feldfrog]

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

[tuxankhamun]

Commenting "God isn't real, stupid" on a post of someone asking for prayers for a sick family member doesn't make you seem like a smarter, more intelligent individual, it just makes you sound like a raging, hateful loser lmao

[hourlycatphotos]

[tomicscomics]

05/22/2026

What... what're THOSE?

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JOKE-OGRAPHY:

John 14:15-18 takes place during John's version of the Last Supper, where a bunch of Jesus's teachings are rolled into one big dinner discourse. It's where Jesus promises that, once He's gone, He'll send a paraclete (a Greek word meaning "called alongside," like a helper, advocate, or counselor) to stay with and guide the new Church. As Christians, we know this paraclete to be none other than the Holy Spirit, the third Person of the Holy Trinity.

In the Book of Acts, we see the Holy Spirit come to the disciples about 50 days after Jesus's resurrection, and about 10 days after His ascension to heaven, on the feast of Pentecost. In Acts 2:1-4, He enters the house where the twelve apostles and other disciples dwell, first as a howling wind, then as tongues of fire reaching out and granting the faithful the gifts of the Holy Spirit. Animated by the Spirit, the disciples all go out and preach, each being understood by everyone they speak to, even those who speak different dialects and languages. It's like their union with God is beginning to heal the disunity of ancient Babel.

In this cartoon, the Holy Spirit politely knocks on the door before entering. Peter notes that Whoever's at the door must be the paraclete Jesus promised to send. John admits to Peter that he originally misheard the word "paraclete" and thought Jesus was sending them a "pair o' cleats," which sounds similar. In the English-speaking United States of America circa 2003 (and culturally adjacent eras and areas), the word "cleats" was generally used to mean "sports shoes equipped with pointed grips" (even though the word "cleats" technically refers to the pointed grips themselves). This is quite a humorous twist of circumstances, for Peter and John do not live in an era NOR in and area that is culturally adjacent to the English-speaking United States of America circa 2003, so they would never use the term "cleats" to describe sports shoes, at least not the brands we're familiar with today.

Anyway, since Jesus obviously said He'd send the disciples a paraclete (the Holy Spirit), and not a pair of cleats (spiked sports shoes), Peter and John smile at the absurdity of John's misunderstanding until Peter opens the door and sees the Holy Spirit in his dove form standing outside in a fancy pair of cleats. This is funny because birds don't normally wear cleats when knocking on doors, meaning He probably had to put them on very quickly after knocking.