⚔️ IronWarFalcon Supremacist ⚔️

tipzy ☠︎︎ xhe/xer ☠︎︎ drinks, food, and marvel now, apparently ☠︎︎ the samrhodeytony brainrot is capital S Strong, just a warning ☠︎︎ this blogger has alcohol-induced brain damage! please be patient

[savage-sinister]

All my fan works are deeply niche and incredibly self indulgent.

I am serving myself. I am throwing an exotic and strange banquet. I am not expecting any guests but you are more than welcome to attend.

[clancyrox]

Rhodeytony but not as in Iron Husbands.

Rhodeytony as in slow-burn so slow it stretches over decades and into a new millenia. Rhodeytony as in they graduated MIT and got toxic, they drifted apart, they yearned and suppressed, they fought the few times they did see each other. Tony gets caught up in being the world’s plaything and Rhodey gets caught up being the perfect cog in a machine that doesn’t care about him. They mess around in a Vegas hotel room here and there and that only increases tensions and emotions. Tony’s an emotional and impulsive mess. Rhodey is terrified of being found out as a queer. They both say things they don’t mean. They go no contact. One day, TONY reaches out and asks Rhodey to quit active service and come be his liaison and it’s all messy homoerotic friendship with high-stakes and cameras on them at all times. And yes, they’re both morally ambiguous. Men in the 90s and early 2000s and in their specific workforces too.

Yeah. That kind. Mkay?

[wizardnaturalist]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

[pussyhoundspock]

joining the war on kids reading any book they want on the side of kids reading any book they want. simply you will be fine. it's even good to be confronted with things you don't understand and even find upsetting, uncomfortable and difficult. it's a surprise tool that will help you later.

[nonevahed]

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literally ok so not a funny story but kind of funny? when I was nine I encountered rape in a book and I was like hey mom what’s this mean and she explained it and I was like oh. gross. and then like two weeks later a girl on the bus abruptly disclosed her csa and we were all like ????? what ???? but I was like wait hang on there’s a word for that ☝️🤓 and explained what it meant and that it was illegal and that you could talk to a teacher or my mom if it had happened to you and everyone was like ohhhhh I see I see and very somberly comforted the girl (she was safe she was removed from her home and living with my neighbor at the time so it wasn’t Urgent)

[zarohk]

And this is a perfect illustration of why it is important for kids to read or variety of things, and why abusers don’t want them to.

[woomashin]

you'd think keeping up with a fic document library w/ 400+ fics on/in it would be easy. however ☝🏾 brain damage

[woomashin]

also thinkin abt natasha kissing pepper's strap

[woomashin]

thinkin abt. tony licking rhodey's cum out of sam's oversensitive cunt

[transmortifried]

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

[charlesoberonn]

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

[anatomizer]

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

[winelipred-deactivated20260430]

seeing a notification from a mutual is just like hi I love you btw

[woomashin]

there are ppl that still use twitter...

[sirens-pearl]

Me telepathically inserting my thoughts about proper nonsexual bdsm sub/dom dynamics into the brains of the fanfic writers:

[annabelle--cane]

people can be so weird about their double standards for fanfiction vs traditional fiction. once saw someone very seriously say that people who write fic for the terror are fucked up and need to stop because those were literally real people who died on the franklin expedition, but they were also completely fine with tv show the terror itself existing, despite the fact that it, too, is fiction about the literally real people who died on the franklin expedition. our blessed historical fiction vs their barbarous rpf.

[veliseraptor]

#good post op but also hmmm this articulated a thing I haven't been able to its been stewing #it's annoying when people treat fanfiction as anything other than another form of media among many. in either direction #like its not uniquely some sort of paragon of community or collaboration or creativity #nor is it inherently worse than any other media type? it's just people writing. one of many many ways to do so. this ones online (via @woobifiedvillain)

[setulose]

I bring a sort of "you don't have to get married or have kids" vibe to the function that people invested in the continuing subjugation of women don't really like

[brawltogethernow]

Look what my friend with no social media posted to the chat with the damning staggered timestamps of 1:11, 1:37, and 1:42 A.M.

[userfish]

Megan should be allowed to kill one man a day at this point

[fairycosmos]

big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave

[woomashin]

"why don't you go into the main tag of your favorite underrated character/rare pairing to find more stuff for them?" because it scares me. next