This whomps

tsk

[words-are-sharpened-swords]

bruh i stg i found a contender for tumblr sexyman contest while gambling at casino the other day

this creature is too cute

[torracat]

i havent eaten an apple in days. the doctors are closing in. my barricade wont last much longer. theyre coming. tell my family i love them

[gothhabiba]

I love not playing along

[gothhabiba]

"she's gained a lot of weight lately" "oh, good for her"

"on the wrong side of 40" "huh, which side is that?"

❗️I am not playing along with you❗️

[hyrude]

the author’s barely disguised job they worked in their early 20s

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[words-are-sharpened-swords]

NAH NAH NAH tHIS... JUST HAPPENED TO ME 2 DAYS AGO.

I was out of town and used my phone to Google "you pissed me off" as a reaction image to send my friend. What I was looking for was something like this

a reference to Regular show. It's iconic, it's what I think of when I get peeved at somebody. So I googled "you pissed me off" to get the image. What do I get instead from Google? this absolute horseshit.

wHAT THE FUCK?!? I'M SORRY, IS THIS CHAT GPT?

Does Google actually think people WANT our searches to be like asking some friend a question and that it doubles for a mass encyclopedia??

GOOGLE IS A TOOL

A TOOL TO SEARCH FOR THINGS ON THE INTERNET RELATING TO WHAT I TYPED.

I am not trying to have a conversation, I JUST WANT TO SEE THE RESULTS OF WHAT I SAID. Why would I tell google it pissed me off, it is a machine, it's feelings are worthless to me AND my own feelings should be worthless to it.

I do not care to teach any AI how to communicate with me, my own feelings of frustration towards it as a device should go to the actual company behind the tool, THE TOOL ITSELF IS NOT A PERSON I SHOULD FEEL COMPELLED TO RESOLVE MY APPARENT FEELING OF ANGER.

It's like if I typed in a math problem into a calculator and it tried to get personal with me, that would be FUCKING STUPID, ITS JOB IS TO SOLVE THE MATH, THAT IS IT.

Google's purpose has always been to just REVEAL RESULTS OF WHAT PEOPLE LOOK UP ON THE INTERNET TO THEM, NOT TO IMITATE A PERSON. I am GOOGLING SOMETHING which I've done for SO MANY YEARS and never had a problem with it. But now they add this AI garbage for nothing but potential for false information cause everyone knows AI makes very common mistakes but SOMEHOW IT HAS TO BE ON THE TOP OF RESULTS.

AI is a cancer.

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

you’ll achieve the most you can if you go at your own pace

[tired-stressed-trying-my-best]

[preserving-tiktok]

[taraljc]

This is an awesome use of what is probably a master's degree if not a doctorate and I am 100% thrilled that she shared it even though it was embarrassing and she squeaked.

[liminalbeauty]

Thank you, adorable scientist, for making people's lives better.

[punchspeedchunk]

As an Australian, THIS WOMAN IS A FUCKING GODSEND.

[weaselle]

Californian (sup, fellow desert-havers) i've been using this since i saw it and it works so fucken good dude (i often have to put like 8 dogs in my car, so it's extra important my car isn't attempting to go super-nova when we get in)

[miamaimania]

░▒▓ Mixed Signals ⌇ Your connection is unstable

[dawn4ngel]

[bbcwhereareyou]

[punchholesinthesky]

[foodffs]

[foodffs]

Zuppa Toscana Soup {Olive Garden Copycat Recipe}

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

[deliverancefromfear]

[marxistmandalorian]

Lessons from the 90s that children today need

[softwaring]

[thememedaddy]

[berlynn-wohl]

tbh at the time folks either didn't think anything of this aesthetic or else thought it was kinda ugly, but now that we've all been mired in "Dentist's Office Waiting Room Furnished By Ikea" for over 20 years, it just looks so pleasant and wholesome

[lesbianalicent]

[irideer]

let em keep thinking we’re dead

[trekscribbles]

This week, I read a fic that was around 20 years old, which had originally been posted on the author's personal website and which she added to AO3 a few years ago. She listed her email address with the fic, so after I finished reading, I sent her an email saying how much I enjoyed the story, how much I appreciated the work and effort she obviously put into it, and thanked her for uploading it to AO3. She responded the next day and thanked me for my message, then said she had a few more stories in the same series that she hadn't gotten around to uploading. I checked this morning--she added a 35,000 word novella and thanked me in the summary.

👏 comment 👏 on 👏 old 👏 fics 👏

[charonsferry]

⚠️ A single, distant "awawa!" echoes from the hills...

[eroscestlavie]

Genuinely incredible single serve site I just found: a guy made a search tool so you can find completely empty AMC movie screenings in your area and enjoy a private or near-private theatre.