I Write, Allegedly

Cam (they/he/she) | Fantasy & horror-ish stories and novels | Book and Writing Thoughts™

[enby-art-creations]

I AM MORE CREATURE THAN MAN OR WOMAN 🏳️‍⚧️💛🤍💜🖤🏳️‍⚧️

[albatris]

“How many road fatalities were recorded in South Australia in 2017?”

Your head snaps up. You’re flung back through your teenage years till you hit sixteen, and you’re hunched over your laptop at 3 AM, and you’re combing through SAPOL statistics and asking yourself why you escaped with only a few bruised ribs when she—

“Oh, that’s an easy one!” Sexist Pig says.

“Everyone knows that,” says Red Suit Jacket.

Bella nods enthusiastically and your scribe scrawls down 100 as your head continues ringing. Who the hell has that kind of knowledge on hand? You know exactly who, and it’s not fucking Bella.

Are these questions about you?

happy Quiz Fright release! please enjoy for two crisp australian dollars on my ko-fi, or PWYW! <3

I describe this one as a twilight zone episode with more graphic violence haha. I suggest going in blind, but trigger warnings are provided on the ko-fi page :3

reblogs are appreciated, too! they help my spores spread and I love to spread my spores

ok bye

[eldritchbauble]

You're just a mammal. Let yourself act like it. Your brain needs enrichment. Your body needs rest. You feel hunger and grow hair. You need to pack bond with other sentient things so you don't become unsocialized and neurotic. You are biologically inclined to seek dopamine and become sick when chronically stressed. Outrage about hedonism is made up to place moral value on taking pleasure in sensory experiences. I am telling you that if you don't let yourself be a fucking mammal, as you were made, you will suffer and go insane. No grindset no diets no trying to be above your drive for connection. Pursue what makes you feel good and practice radical rejection of the constructs meant to turn you into a machine. You're a mammal.

[swanprincex]

i hope you dont mind, i was posessed by these words until i drew this little zine and i just thought id put it here

[almyranpine]

really good tiktok

Transcript:

Girl, just do it fat. Don’t wait until you’ve lost enough weight. You’re worthy of taking up the space that you fill. Live your life now. Don’t wait for some future version of yourself that you think will be more deserving. You have every right to pursue your passions and dreams just as you are today. Your worth isn’t tied to a number on a scale or the size of your clothes; it is inherent in who you are. You’re allowed to be seen, heard, and celebrated in whatever body you inhabit right now. Don’t let anyone or anything convince you for too long. So go out. Do it fat! Wear the clothes you love, pursue the opportunities that excite you, and live unapologetically. There’s no reason to put off living the life that you want, waiting for a moment that you’re not even sure will come. You deserve to be happy and fulfilled just as you are, and the world needs you exactly as you are today. Everything good that has ever happened to you, happened in this body. Girl, just do it fat.

[gretchensinister]

Insensitivity reader to make sure that your characters are ignorant assholes in the ways that make the most sense for the characterization you're trying to achieve

[greelin]

“what’s up with you and vampires, man?” we don’t have the time to discuss this

[heyhoneyfox]

"I'm lying to you but this sentence is technically the truth without context" is such a good trope. Like yes the way that I am spinning these words forms a lies but if you squint I'm actually not lying.

[darkartfinds]

Artwork by Erika Kosmatka

[benelopes]

constantine, 2005

[molabuddy]

really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram

[movie-gifs]

Teresa Graves as Countess Vampira in Vampira (1974) dir. Clive Donner

[mutationgirl]

(having a good week) that’s right. the goal is to increase my baseline. make the spirals shallower until they spin lazily on the surface of the water, lose their suction. im not trying to fix it all at once, im trying to incrementally improve my way into something tolerable. and once im there maybe i can shoot for good

(having a bad week) and in my terrible forge i will temper the flames of ruin

[salr0ka-deactivated20250623]

it's not a red string of fate those two are bound by dog collars and a steel chain

[pomegranateteeth]

All the people want is vampires and a direct deposit of $5000

[classichorrorblog]

The Lost Boys (1987)

[fleebites]

junicorn

day 11

‘pigecorn’

happy pigeon appreciation day :)

[stjohnstarling]

Things Americans can be :

Con artists

Old timey mobsters

Jazz musicians

Door to door vacuum cleaner salesmen

Tycoons

Conspiracy theorists 

Things Americans can’t be:

Alchemists

Sommeliers 

Cat burglars and jewel thieves

Natural philosophers

Monks

Courtesans

[stjohnstarling]

Alright that’s it. The more of you who get mad at this post, the more I add to the list of things Americans can't be.

THINGS AMERICANS CAN’T BE PART 2

Gravediggers

Wizards

Bright young things

Chimney sweeps

Antiquarians

Peasants

[stjohnstarling]

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