Greetings...

god i have no idea what to put

[xkanekitoukax]

“Tastes like horseshit right?”

“Yo.”

“Don’t drop her.”

I fucking can’t.

😭😭😭

[worldclassflyingace-blog]

Nishiki my son

[gif87a-com]

[ayellowbirds]

wolf gently howling, rain pouring, thunder crashing. This is so dang soothing….

[3gayemus-deactivated20240227]

This is entirely my aesthetic

[the-flightoficarus-deactivated2]

Gosh I love wolves

[my-glasses-are-dirty-deactivate]

@howlingdawn

[sunlitallegory-deactivated20171]

“You’re too old for that.”

Is really a shitty concept. You’re too old for everything. Cartoons, sleepovers, candy, etc. Basically, you’re too old for fun. You shouldn’t be too old for fun ever in your life. If you want to watch cartoons, do it! If you want to have sleepovers, do it! 

[furlockhound-inactive-moved-dea]

CS Lewis famously said that the intrusive desire to appear grown up all costs was in of itself a childish trait that secure adults should’ve grown out of it.

He worded it that “When I was young I hid my love of fairy tails for fear of ridicule, now that I’m 50 I read them openly”

[scaliefox]

All this is true.

The intrusive desire to appear “mature” is a major insecurity in and of itself and the sooner we learn hobbies have no age limit that get’s you thrown out for hitting it, the better.

[takuahijackedthetardis]

You’re an adult, do whatever tf makes you happy, who cares what other people think.

[vstheworld]

of all mammals, the human is the only one to abandon play in adulthood entirely.

[thebestoftumbling]

HELLO SMALL COW

[orangevegan]

*SNIFF SNIFF*

[transmasculine-spock]

What gets me is that after the dog realized they were kinda scared, he/she lied down so the cows could be in control and feel safer. Such love. Animals are amazing.

[wackart-and-whatnot]

Did I ever tell ya ll I really like cows ??

[nasafic-deactivated20200122]

avengers + Cards Against Humanity

[fictionismyfreakinglife]

it took me years to realize the Incredibles family suit is combination of Mr. Incredible and Elastigirl suits

Mr.Incredible has a big i

Elastigirl has a her logo in a small circle

The Incredibles have an i in a small circle

which means Edna Mode thought about bullet proofing, fire proofing and also making the image of a family that has the legacy of both Elastigirl and Mr.Incredible meaning

[blondedfilm]

im 100% sure this move was created when their combined 4 braincells were fucking around

[galwednesday]

#DKLFJDLHLFJLK ok listen #thor’s pouting because jane’s on a research trip and steve’s in agony because bucky’s out there someone and they’re both #moping around the avengers compound #bringing everybody down #tony makes them go outside #“i don’t care what you do just my god do it away from here so i can BREATHE for five gd seconds” #hence #FRISBEE BASEBALL #here is how you play frisbee baseball #steve slams the shield. thor hits it #it’s sam’s job to fly after it and try to catch it before it hits the ground (very difficult) #then sam throws it back and steve has to try to catch it before thor can hit it with his hammer again #you win when you’re too exhausted to be sad (tags via @newsbypostcard)

[zeephyre]

Marvel Characters as Shit I’ve Said At School

Tony: I have anxiety and depression but no one fucking cares about that, they just want to talk about how fucking smart I am.

Steve: There are times I regret things. Like waking up.

Bucky: There are tears in my eyes but don’t think for a second that i have emotions.

Thor: I’m so happy until you get to all the reasons I’m not.

Clint: Two words: Mafia. Pigeons.

Natasha: [Completely serious] If I continue on the path I’m currently on, I’ll probably become an assassin.

Bruce: [Taking deep breaths] I’m fucking calm, I’m fucking calm, I’m fucking - [sCrEaMs in OuTrAgE]

Peter Parker: [window suddenly shuts without any breeze or outside force] the fucking ghosts are back.

Loki: To be honest, I should care, but then I remember… I couldn’t give a fuck about any of this.

[laurelins]

endless list of favourite scenes [5/∞]: #1 reason to punch Thanos

↳ t This is the Asgardian refugee vessel. We are under assault, I repeat, we are under assault - Engines are dead, life support failing. Requesting aid from any vessel within range… Our crew is made up of Asgardian families, we have very few soldiers here. This is not a war craft, I repeat, this is not a war craft.

[bassiter]

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Take Me Home, Country Roads by John Denver except it’s playing from your neighbor’s radio that you can hear from your back porch, which you sit out on to relax in spite of the loud buzzing from the lightbulb and the hoards of moths that flock to it on summer evenings like this.

[w0wls]

Those lil chiit chiit noises that you hear from the woods at night is so damn nostalgic

[marisatomay]

anyway after thanos ruined everything the only way for tony and nebula to get off titan and to earth would be in quill’s ship so just the 2 of them in space sad as all fuck after watching their friends and loved ones be obliterated but they only have 70s/80s bops to listen to and they roll up to earth and rocket hears the tunes and thinks it’s the guardians but it’s just some rich asshole and gamora’s murder sister enjoying quill’s musical selections despite themselves like “waddup everyone is dead but this grief soundtrack is tight as shit”

[cruciatus-in-crucem]

This is so sad, Alexa play hooked on a feeling

[dorkshadows]

Sebastian has nothing to gain in the end except OC’s soul. He never had anything to lose in the first place since he has no emotional connection to anyone, and Agni, his only acknowledged friend is dead. Which is why it’d be so funny in the end if he died fighting the big bad TM.

He’s not UT, so it’s not like he’s doing this to save some humans he cares about. He’s not Lizzie, so he has nobody he’s in love with. He’s not a human, so nothing’s going to happen to him in death. He’s not a reaper, so there’s no redemption or an office funeral.

It’d be the equivalent of him throwing everything he has onto the table, in a totally selfish gamble, and losing so badly his retirement savings are converted into a charity. 

I can already see the epilogue-

Lizzie: “He sacrificed himself for all of us.” Sebastian’s ghost in the deepest layer of hell: “Are you high!? I don’t even like any of you!!!!!”

[scientistsieglinde]

@cielizzydefencesquad

I’m the random angel

[cielizzydefencesquad]

@dorkshitsuji @papillonwolla

Y’all are angels for even reading my tags (AKA, rambling and incoherent word binges I go on from time to time though they have been occurring with greater frequency considering the Michaelis Predicament we’re in now - )

I would honestly take Sebastian crawling back to hell with his tail between his legs and trying so hard to get into Cocytus (the Ninth Circle of Hell and the most bitchin club in hell) going “but I swear! I was gonna fuck shit up and torment this little blue eyed brat and guys, I even ate a wee lil kiddie’s soul! That’s gotta count for something, right? Just let me stand in the corner by the frozen lake pleaaase!”

And Judas is all “nah fam, you go back to weenie circle #1 and try again - and take that angel of repentance with you! Some of us are actively trying to live up to our reputation as souls of the damned and creatures beyond salvation, hell-o!”

[cue a cacophony of mocking demonic laughter and sad Seb being comforted by random angel who’s all “don’t worry, at this rate you might even get a halo and wings before your thousandth year!”]

[and Seb going “I should’ve let Undertaker kill me when I had the chance, damn me and my will to live.”]

I’d be totally satisfied with this ending 😂

[whitepeopletwitter]

[breadedsinner]

Uh hey quick question what the FUCK does that mean?

[squided]

It means you need to agree to do a long list of things not in the job description for no extra wage and you can’t complain about it or ask for more money

[mnemonicpneumaticknife]

Applicant must lick my boots during interview and tell me they enjoy it. 

[f1rstperson]

“I think my labor is worth a livable amount money” how millennial of you

[theoracleofkwangya-deactivated2]

nothing is awkward or cheesy if you dont give a fuck. im on this earth to have a good time not to be seen as cool

[jelloapocalypse]

My mentality switched to this halfway through high school and life went from being bad to being fucking awesome really quickly.

[makerofrunevests]

Somebody seems to have improved Thanos’s page of the Marvel Cinematic Universe Wiki.

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

marvel said avengers 4 happens five years after infinity war. so how many gallons of whiskey do you think tony drinks before he’s able to bring peter back

[parkernoir]

how has the man not died of alcohol poisoning

[spideyandstark]

peter, alive, wiping a tear: i missed five whole years of memes