BITTER TRUTHS YOU CANNOT AVOID

It is very difficult to make one's way in this world without being wicked at one time or another, when the world's way is so wicked to begin with.

[mirtocomune]

You must have thousands of questions, Baudelaires. 

[worldswickedway]

I’m looking forward to season 3 of ASOUE mostly because it’s going to be three books I’ve read once or twice each and then one book that I think I’ve read more times than any other in the series. An adventure all around!

[worldswickedway]

Currently taking applications to join my Fiona Widdershins Fan Club and Protection Squad

[worldswickedway]

I’m looking forward to season 3 of ASOUE mostly because it’s going to be three books I’ve read once or twice each and then one book that I think I’ve read more times than any other in the series. An adventure all around!

[unfortunate-stranger-losers]

vfd kids + how likely they are to stab you 

[tarmairons]

No one’s gonna believe you went to medical school.

[anna-milton]

Asoue characters as these antiques roadshow items

Klaus:

Sunny:

Violet:

Olaf:

Gustav:

Esmé:

The quagmires:

Jerome:

Carmelita:

Olafs troupe:

[muffinpines]

Guess I’ll post this now :D My asoue tarot card design…Fiona Widdershins for the Strength card! She was one of my favs as a kid. Love her glasses. 

[worldswickedway]

i’m so glad the netflix show included my favorite lemony snicket monologue

[jollythunderstorms]

Esmé: I said whoever stole my sugar bowl your moms a hoe

[call-me-ish]

Kit, aged 6, drinking tea with her twin and baby brother: if our kidnappers aren’t here in 15 minutes we’re legally allowed to leave

[nappingpanda]

  (I may or may not be projecting my thoughts of Mr Poe on him but I think the rest are pretty accurate tbh).

[anna-milton]

Jacques meeting Carmelita in The Austere Academy:

[accidental-hermit-deactivated20]

this meme has been going around so of course I’m using it to make fun of vfd

[tarmairons]

cinematic parallels 

[morrithal]

The Baudelaires when they arrive at their new home

[tarmairons]

requested by ▷ anon

[hellodarjeeling]