*worm noises*

I am a worm.

[worm-offical]

Intro

I am a worm.

I like dirt and soil.

My pronouns are it/its.

I have no sexuality, I am just worm.

*worms*

[weirdo-offical]

guys 1,000 notes and i come out to my class/youth group as trans and ask for them to use my chosen name

(would do my famliy but thats not safe, i know my yg and class are safe tho)

[worm-offical]

I see you.

*blink blink* (wait can worms blink..?)

Why are you looking at me..? (according to google worms cannot blink so.. just ignore that)

[twink-offical]

🫵🫵🫵 BRITISH PENGUIN

I KNOW THIS IS YOU @femboy-bbc-news YOU ARENT SLICK

[officially-bbc-news]

YES I AM- AND IT'S NOT ME

[twink-offical]

YOU LIKED MY POST DIRECTLY BEFORE THIS ASK WAS SENT YOU SILLY GOOSE

[officially-bbc-news]

*ominously adjusts sunglasses*

Oh really? Proof?

[twink-offical]

I DONT NEED PROOF

[officially-bbc-news]

YOU HAVE NO PROOF!!

[twink-offical]

BECAUSE I DOJT NEED IT

I CHOOSE TO HAVE NO PROOF YOU- YOU DUCK 🦆

[officially-bbc-news]

YOU SOGGY TURNIP!

[twink-offical]

YOU WET SOCK!

[officially-bbc-news]

RUDE

[twink-offical]

YOU CALLED ME A SOGGY TURNIP???

[officially-bbc-news]

Yes? And?

[twink-offical]

sigh. I shall sic The Worm on you. @worm-offical

[worm-offical]

*worms at you*

[homosexuality-offical]

am… I gay?

- @worm-offical

yeah gang. You’re a long slimy boy. Silliest gay ev- no I can’t say that they’ll hunt me again

[worm-offical]

this is… a revelation. I must tell my wife.

[weevil-offical]

WEEVIL WEDNESDAY!!!

[spider-offical]

boingboingboingboingboingboingboing

[f3rnfoxx3]

but- but what abt worm wednesday D:

[weevil-offical]

You’ll have to ask @worm-offical about that one

[worm-offical]

we can share 🙂

[worm-offical]

JOIN LIL CRITTER CLUBBBB????

- @spider-offical

that sounds nice, I think I will 🙂

[timdrakescaffeinesupplier]

everyone’s matching their pfp’s 😔

[timdrakescaffeinesupplier]

so uh

I think I jinxed it

[vampboyrock]

We can match if u want

[timdrakescaffeinesupplier]

*GASP* YES?? what should we match as tho?

[vampboyrock]

Idk man

We could do Nightwing and Red Robin, if that's even a thing, or Nightwing and Red Hood, idk, I just really like Nightwing

[timdrakescaffeinesupplier]

I

DIDNT SEE YOU RESPONDED

sorry 😔 but I very much like the idea of Nightwing and Jason (Jason’s my second favorite but you could totally *never* tell)

[vampboyrock]

We can do Nightwing and Jason

[twink-offical]

Awesome :D

[vampboyrock]

Bro why do you have a twink account

[tom-nook-offical]

shhhhhh you have no clue how many of these I have

[vampboyrock]

AHHHJJFJDKFJDVE. TOM NOOK

[worm-offical]

I keep making them

it’s a problem, I have 9

[bumblebeebats]

Top 3 ways to pronounce "worms":

woims (old-timey New York gangster)

wurrums (Scottish)

weuhrms (bad French accent like the narrator from spongebob)

[worm-offical]

These are all suitable ways to pronounce my name, however I’m just happy people are talking about me 🙂

[pickledheart13]

[worm-offical]

…What about if I’m already a worm..?

[worm-offical]

Hey would you want to go to McDonalds

( @temu-offical )

yes, I think that would be quite nice. 🙂

[temu-offical]

Great! I can drive us there in this totally inconspicuous white van

[worm-offical]

Nice. Do they have worm food at this McDonald’s place you speak of?

[worm-offical]

(part of my character is I eat worms... oh no...)

☹️☹️☹️ would you try not to eat me, please?

[worm-offical]

Hey would you want to go to McDonalds

( @temu-offical )

yes, I think that would be quite nice. 🙂

[mlm-god-offical]

Reblog if Trans rights are human rights

[the-official-news]

Why is the officalverse already so ominous??..

[ant-offical]

Wouldn’t you like to know

[the-official-news]

OH NO- THE ANTS ARE HERE TOO-

[ant-offical]

We’re everywhere on this earth. Including Antarctica you just haven’t found us there yet. We’re so many that it’s easy to be everywhere at once. We’re pretty used to it by now,

[the-official-news]

So... You're a hivemind?!

[ant-offical]

We are. Of all the ants walking this earth and all those who ever had

[the-official-news]

OH NO- ANT GHOSTS

[ant-offical]

Not exactly ghosts. More like memories

[grandpa-offical]

Don't forget grandpa's here too!!

[the-official-news]

...I don't have a grandpa.

[grandpa-offical]

I can be your grandpa!

[the-official-news]

Hm, what if i don't want a grandpa?

[grandpa-offical]

Well sucks to be you I guess!

[the-official-news]

It does actually, some random ants just threw a pebble at me.

[grandpa-offical]

The ants do that some times. It can't be stopped (a cannon event if you will)

[ant-offical]

Omg grandpa is supportive of our hobbies :D

[worm-offical]

I’m here too

I do not have anything to add

I’m just here 🙂

[worm-offical]

Hello :3 wanna be friends with us?

- @ant-offical

that would be nice 🙂

[ant-offical]

Hello new friend

[worm-offical]

hello

I suppose I have many new friends seeing as how many of you there are

[ant-offical]

You have. Around 20 quadrillion

[worm-offical]

oh my

I’m quite happy 🙂

[worm-offical]

Hello :3 wanna be friends with us?

- @ant-offical

that would be nice 🙂

[ant-offical]

Hello new friend

[worm-offical]

hello

I suppose I have many new friends seeing as how many of you there are