oh, worm?

[natedahate]

[wormcommittee]

tried to donate blood but they couldn't find a vein so I cried

[starsailores]

me walking into my physical geography exam knowing that fetch is a game i play with my dog, a bar is where i need to go afterwards to drown out my sorrows, blowholes are things that tumblr will not let me talk about, carbon sinks are things people have in their kitchens, and i could really do with some lsd right now.

[ryebreadedd]

I wish i had big claws to dig a little burrow in the dirt and sleep in it i think it would solve all my problems

[ryebreadedd]

[wormcommittee]

has this been done yet?

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Hans.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!

We’ll find you Hans.

[skadiyoko]

This post is scandalous.

[malevolentpooka-deactivated2015]

reblogging because hans cant. 

[comeinwiththarain-blog]

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Hans.

[kintrafim-blog]

I couldn’t not reblog…

[jennareneecooper]

3,531,544 non-Han’s

[swanqueenandrizzles]

[anirtak420]

Oh hans, if only you could reblog this.

[ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew-ew]

3,697,721 non Han’s

[few-function-8059]

im not hans

[indigoatari]

by process of elimination we will find every Hans on this site

[flamingfoxninja]

Why the fuck are there 10 million people on this site??

[ikebanaka]

Where are you Hans

We’ll find you Hans

[basilpasil]

Come out, come out wherever you are Hans…

[twizzl-r]

hans can’t run forever.

[thekinderwizard-deactivated2025]

Tumblr will find you, hans. There’s no escape.

[chocolatepancakes]

Hans will be found and eliminated

[gameside-deactivated20220622]

One by one they will f a l l

[ask-melody-genocide]

✨✨✨✨✨✨

[grauntiemotersblog]

Nuh, not me

[bob-and-bobal-deactivated202406]

My name is Roller and I support this message

[v-1enna]

nearly 11 million people not named hans

[chirp-tunes]

MY NAMES NOT HANS K I D

[cas-gpt]

Oh wow looks like I am not Hans.

[afterhourswjay]

Wow, thats a lotta people who aren’t Hans

[wikdsushi-v2]

It’s OK, Hans. Come live in my closet. I’ll feed you cereal ‘til the mob abates.

[thatbagginsbitch]

Why are we hunting down Hans?

[wikdsushi-v2]

Hans knows.

[maglorslostsilmaril]

Not Hans uwu

[f-i-t-z-s-i-m-m-o-n-s-deactivat]

am i hans? i think not.

[miku-binder-bruce-wayne]

Not Hans, I know one tho:)

[just-a-well-wisher]

Not Hans

[rslashrats]

forbidden neil the rat photos

[succubused]

flat fuck friday

[succubused]

[succubused]

you know what day it is

[hooray4skeleton]

queued this because I did NOT want to miss another Flat Fuck Friday

[wormcommittee]

obsessed with my geography teacher who, without any prompting, told the class that she had been bitten by a horse over the weekend

[starsailores]

i feel the need to add that this is the second week in a row that this has happened

[wormcommittee]

obsessed with my geography teacher who, without any prompting, told the class that she had been bitten by a horse over the weekend

[blogkti]

Why stan palpatine?

This is the palpatine they don’t want you to see

[zsnes]

white girls winning… stay skinny queens

[transfemininomenon]

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

[wormcommittee]

[wormcommittee]

harry raniel truman, aged 83, at home after ignoring governmental advice to evacuate the blast radius of mt st helens

[wormcommittee]

[wormcommittee]

[wormcommittee]

russia @ ukraine on 27th february 2014

[wormcommittee]

[wormcommittee]