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[sinusoidalgyroid]

[empresslaurosaurus]

Ich auch, Bruder. Ich auch.

[captchacomics]

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

can we bring back captcha comics

[kushblazer666]

[jasper-rolls]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[callmedaddy-42]

[artissijamm]

HERE’S THE DUCKS.

[theweirdwideweb]

So in Minnesota there’s this cultural taboo about taking the last piece. If there’s a group and everyone orders pizza, typically one slice will not be eaten. At the office if someone brings donuts, the last donut will be left alone. Possibly cut in half. Then that half cut in half, but always leaving at least a little on the plate. The reason is it’s considered impolite because someone else might want it. To take the last piece is a desperate thing to do. There’s even an expression: “I wasn’t raised by wolves.” Anyway, here’s the best local facebook post going around right now. 

[goathazard]

I saw this and thought to myself, thats so strange because thats a thing here in sweden as well, how two different places so far apart can have the same taboo.. and then I remembered something from history class

[goathazard]

Humans are wild, huh?

[theperksofbeingaperk]

[mockwa]

🐯 🐯 🐯

[bunjywunjy]

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

[ari-nemera]

It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER.

The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her it’s safe and ok!!!! (What’s cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of ‘deal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughter’)

this is all in all an adorable video 10/10

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

SHUT

[bunjywunjy]

actually you’re completely right that the original lion is a juvenile, but it’s a male! his size and the fact that he still has some baby spots left also indicate that he’s a very YOUNG juvenile, equivalent to a human preteen!

so really what’s happening here is a fantastic mother dashing outside with a broom to defend her 13-year-old son from the angry opossum that he just found in the trash can while taking out the garbage.

[a-book-of-creatures]

Bestiaries describe mongooses as crawling into crocodiles’ mouths and gnawing their way out of the larger animals’ bellies. With that attitude… I can see why they would think so

[rebeccathenaturalist]

Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind (After She Deals With These Lions)

[eternalgirlscout]

justin mcelroy has said many powerful things but honestly no set of words in the english language conveys the same energy as “that’s a funny trick to play on god”

[dunknewton-deactivated20210211]

“you’re rearranging deck chairs on the titanic, my friend” is a very close second

[unholydevilhost]

“we can do whatever sins we want! there’s no god here to observe this” is very good too

[mrsmummifikation]

“the man who sleeps with a machete is a fool every night but one” was also good

[waxminutes]

“for the millionth time the first amendment protects you from the government not the justin”

[alltheladiesyouhate]

little (100% canon) things i love about the end of pride & prejudice that don’t usually make adaptations:

Lizzy offers to burn The Letter because Darcy’s embarrassed about how bitter he probably sounded when he wrote it

Darcy tells Lizzy that he told Bingley he was wrong about how Jane felt. Lizzy (parphr): “Did you decide that for yourself or were you just going off what I told you at Hunsford?” Darcy, the stubbornest nerd: “No, I figured it out for myself” Lizzy, sarcastically: “okay, Darcy”

When Lizzy tells Jane she’s in love with Darcy, Jane asks her if she’s joking six times

Next day: Darcy and Bingley show up at the house. Mrs Bennet’s upset that Bingley always brings Darcy. To get rid of him, she tells Kitty and Lizzy to take him on a walk. Bingley: “Kitty looks sick. Maybe Lizzy and Darcy should go…….. by themselves” Mrs Bennet: “I’m sorry Lizzy you must find a way to survive this” Lizzy, sarcastically: “Oh nooooooo”

 Direct quote, Mr. Bennet on Darcy saving Lydia: “It will save me a world of trouble and economy. Had it been your uncle’s doing, I must and would have paid him; but these violent young lovers carry every thing their own way. I shall offer to pay [Darcy] to-morrow; he will rant and storm about his love for you, and there will be an end of the matter.”

Lizzy writes a friendly, clever letter to her aunt and uncle that’s included in the text, the next line is “Darcy’s letter to Lady Catherine was in a different style”. The text of Darcy’s letter is omitted

Jane and Bingley move in next door to Lizzy and Darcy

[prideprejudce]

Jane and Bingley move in next door to Lizzy and Darcy

[lorelaigilmoure]

#same energy

[owlet]

hate to repost but the bde that is sheerly radiating out of this picture is just too much

[catchymemes]

[animalwoonz]

[avoiding-claws]

Corvids are just the best

[adulthoodisokay]

i love birds so much

[animalcrossingmemes]

[isxbellaaaaaaa]

underrated characters of the series

[metalbatteryzone]

[lezgem-deactivated20160104]

I lose followers every time I say “trans women are women”

so I’m gonna keep saying it until I weed out all ya

[lezgem-deactivated20160104]

immediately lost two followers

[audscratprophetlilith]

I’d rather see my follower count drop than have anyone following who can’t handle the notion that TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN.

[bumblebeerror]

You can also leave if you can’t handle that trans men are Men.

[tea-and-antlers]

And gtfo if you can’t deal with the fact that trans non-binary people are neither men nor women and that’s entierly and perfectly valid.

[becausewedefinetheworld]

Also gender fluid people are totally valid no matter what!!