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Troubadour, horse nomad, and renegade philosopher are the only honourable careers. Ideally, you should be all three in your lifetime.

#changing my pinned to this #I've got a chance at 2/3 of these

lost-lycaon

Lilac breasted roller, surveying the insect buffet on the savanna.

ominous-signs

Sign I saw near a beach in California a few years ago.

sesiondemadrugada

Manfredi Caracciolo.

1anonyymous1

rexalogy

dogpuppy

I finally found my health insurance card after six months. do not use your health insurance card as a bookmark

girlfleeshouse

The house symbolises your parents.

eclecticopposition

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

#one time when I was a kid I bit through a glow stick and got glowstick chemicals in my mouth and it was terrible #but on a more recent and more hater note my roommate bought these awful coke zero/jack daniels cocktail-in-a-can things #you know I'm fine with whiskey I would almost prefer just drinking that alone. the coke zero added to it creates something sickly #you would think these two american drink giants would be onto something but it's really gross

dreadwedge

how pets are named

Holly -> Hollywood -> L.A. -> Los Angeles -> Angel -> Snow Angel -> Snowgirl -> Frosty the Snowgirl -> Frosty -> Ice Cream -> Soft Serve -> Little Softy -> Microsoft -> Microsoft Word -> MS Word -> Miss Word -> Miss W -> Mrs. Dubya -> Mrs. George W. Bush -> Mrs. Bush -> Mrs. Busch's Baked Beans -> Mrs. Beans -> Mrs. Mr. Bean -> Mistress Beans (in a British accent) -> Beans On Toast -> B.O.T. -> Bot -> Botulism -> Botulizzy -> Lizzy -> Big Lizzy -> Large Lizard -> L.L. -> LL Bean -> Mrs. Large Lizard Bean -> Mrs Large Lizard Beans On Toast W. Bush the Snowgirl -> Girl