Muppet Man

25 he/him

[icarusplumbales]

Polluting the local water table with the runoff of excess love from my love factory

[infertilityidol]

[segamascott]

[bakwaaas]

you’re in his dms I’m already blocked

[modwyr]

the problem with liking video games is that the gaming industry is genuinely so evil and needs to be wiped out

[spelldealer]

cousins and coworkers are addicted to getting pregnant

[chemicalico]

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

[doggirldick]

imagine if cocks could self-lubricate, like they could secrete ooze

[doggirldick]

[lordofseagulls]

Lil Nas X should not be allowed to be this funny

[baradragon]

notice how everyones 30 now

[passumbapper]

did chikorita ever end up decreasing the increase or was that another of bidens failed promises

[catgirlanarchist]

the democrats ended up shunning chikorita and abandoning her policy proposals, calling her a "saultry little binch" and refusing to cooperate with someone "on the bottom lsft" of the political spectrum

[prettycolors]

[whyenn-reader]

"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything

[calllynx]

Op turned off reblogs but I MUST

[howtofuckyourkramer]

[kaylmao]

shh don’t worry catholics aren’t real

thank god. i mean thank something else

[catkola]

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago