wormwort

Collector of random bits of interest.

[wormwort]

One of my cats hasn’t been on my bed (of his own volition) in years. Tonight he’s come up four times and is currently asleep. I don’t know what happened, but I’m staying as still as possible.

[honeygrahambitch]

If you know me then you know that shit like the fact that Gillian Anderson playing in both The X files and Hannibal gets me excited but if you know me really well then you know I get ridiculously excited about the fact that Scully says in some episode "Hannibal Lecter-level of psycho" and bonus points if you know Kacey Rohl played in both

[wormwort]

This is what pops into my head when I think of X-Files.

[willgrahamsbouncingbulge]

[strums guitar] Why am I awake at 2:16am

[ftm-will-graham]

did anyone have a good night of sleep? i feel like half the people i know didn’t today

[willgrahamsbouncingbulge]

i've noticed that as well. maybe it is a new tumblr feature

[armadillocrossing]

i haven’t had a good nights sleep in like a month cause i either CANT sleep or wake up every other hour from nightmares

last night was the first time in the longest time i woke up at a time relatively ok(3am) and i just read fanfiction until i actually had to get up

[willgrahamsbouncingbulge]

Bro this is a straight up curse

[the-cookie-monster-tm]

i’m late but i haven’t slept well in the past 3 days

[willgrahamsbouncingbulge]

@staff please fix this

[wormwort]

I slept so well that my dreams created a new storyline that now lives in my head.

Nico the weresheep is less than a day old and I love him with my whole heart.

[wonderstruck]

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

[wormwort]

Friendship is having no interest in their fandom and learning via osmosis while listening to their rants.

[funstyle]

having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

[jacobtheloofah]

i was paying attention, i was listening, but you see the problem is....it didnt work

[lone-pylon]

hey, you, you're finally awake

[nitashinori]

That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science

Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?

[thefuzzydave]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[stupidbeecandle]

I lived and worked in a lighthouse at a previous job.  There was a thick line painted in a circle around the shack where the fog signal was kept.  The line represented how close you could get to the fog signal without experiencing physical harm in the form of eardrums shattering or worse.

Even in the house it was LOUD.  Probably the loudest thing I have ever experienced but at a normal, predictable interval.  You would begin to time your sentences with little pauses with the rest of the lighthouse crew so you would talk like this while making your………..HORN…………. tea and then carry on talking because you knew when it would go off.  It rattled the walls and the dishes in our cabinet.

At least one girl had died there. They kept photos of her everywhere “in honor of her sacrifice” because she had decided to take the winter watch alone and died in a storm where bounders the size of mini vans had been lifted out of the ocean and left scattered across the island, to say nothing of the ice chunks.  People weren’t allowed to be alone on the watch after that.

One day a dead moose washed up on shore and it took my entire crew all day but we managed to rig up a line to hang it up to dry because we thought having a moose skeleton in the house would really spice the living room up a bit.  It did.  Weird shit happens when six of you are left alone, like ALONE ALONE, no cell reception, no wifi, just a radio to contact the real world and not a lot of reason to do that.  People don’t go on lighthouse jobs if they want to stay connected, I’ve found.

That said Id do it all again, I really do treasure those days

[glowingghosty]

[mcnerds]

you know you could’ve just said “no they don’t have wifi” and that would’ve answered the question

[stupidbeecandle]

But then you wouldnt have known about the moose

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

AO3 appreciation post!! reblog if you love archive of our own

[wormwort]

Husband is packing for his camping trip.

Him: “How do you shower without any showers?”

Me: “Is there water?”

Him: “I guess I can try to wash off in the water. I just don’t wanna feel dirty. Do we have any wet wipes?”

Me: Thinking about being forced to hike. “… We had very different childhoods.”

[hannibal-lecters-cock]

Insp~

[irreparableteacup]

[wormwort]

My dinner looks so fancy. My BIL works in a hospital cafeteria and he told me they’re usually pretty good.

[wormwort]

Is my screen brightness down too low, or is it just the Hannibal gif?

[thecollectibles]

Mermay 21-30 by Christophe Young

[wormwort]

Once upon a time I had a “mysterious digestive issue” that had me going to the clinic multiple times a week.

One day, the nurse is walking me out and says, “And don’t come back!”

There was a guy in the waiting room. He looked horrified.

“They’ve been in three times this week! I meant it in a good way!”

The receptionist and I were wheezing.