walking white flag

they/them | enby lesbian | med student

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[gremlininho]

looking. at you

[myspace]

The question remains:

Did they not have the budget to put a ball in the movie?

[ruinedchildhood]

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

Reblog to save a duck

[13faeinapenguinsuit]

Quack quack

[ijustgotherebro]

It’s getting to be that time of year where more people are going outside to parks and stuff so i thought it would a good idea to reblog this again

[theofficialvincenzo]

Once I was feeding some ducks from a bag of birdseed I brought with me, and this woman next to me looked so confused and asked what I was feeding them

When I said it was birdseed she just went “oh- can they actually eat that? Is that safe?”

I didnt know how to respond like, at all, so I just pointed at the duck and said “bird”

She then had a look on her face like a new groove was just forcibly carved in her brain and said softly “oh my fucking god”

[gerardwaysbob]

[wouldyoujustnot]

Ofc I had to log the fuck back in!!!!

[pinof]

are dan and phil in a relationship?

[livingchancy]

a man who would go back into the closet for 15 years for you without even blinking, without even thinking there’s anything to forgive you for, fully believing all that patience and time and space and agony was completely worth it because he loves you that much and is that devoted to you. a horrible liar who spends 15 years lying because you aren’t ready to tell the truth yet. you might think that this man doesn’t exist but he does. and his name is phil lester

[onyourstageleft]

dan really said "fuck fascists" and "tboys for the win" and "I would lose the fans in the phivorce" and "you were my first boyfriend" and "this is my therapy homework" and "shout-out to the artists and the autists" and "we need to leave something for the yaoi" and phil said "maybe don't film YouTube videos with someone the day you meet" and "my coming out video was shorter" and "I'm too fun for you to leave me" and "you've got issues, I've got less" and "we were gay the whole time" and "don't follow our example" and "it's the shared trauma"

[diphowell]

[hgracieeees]

this being the updated r/danandphil rules is KILLING ME

[diphowell]

"what we had was the most important thing to me"

[whimsicalfairytales]

some of the best comments on dan and phils video

[djungelskogbear]

How never having seen a single Dan and Phil video feels right now

[penissuperfluous]

You all disappoint me. Not one (1) drawing of a personified tumblr mourning the lifeless corpse of 4chan? Not ome? They were our rivals you sick fucks. Nary a whiff of 1 (one) fix-it AU? Im going to hibernate now..youve pirssed me off

[orbcube]

hi im your cat do you mind if i touch your coffee. do you mind if i put my whole foot in your coffee

[judas-iscaryot]

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑

[judas-iscaryot]

for context, scientists have know about these mfs for like a HUNDRED YEARS but only now have they actually seen one ALIVE !!

[judas-iscaryot]

🦑‼️

[ekayaiko]

A colossal squid is filmed in its natural habitat for the first time

Colossal squid are known to be elusive and likely avoid the bright and loud research equipment used underwater.

this is a juvenile colossal squid!! it's transparent to camouflage in the shallower waters where it lives at this stage of its life. it'll head deeper and turn redder the older it gets- red light is the wavelength least able to penetrate water, so the deeper you go the quicker the red filters out. red or black marine life is hardest to see down there because there's no red light to reflect off the animal, it'll just be dark! stealthy abyssal terror in the making <3