The bees in my head are getting louder and angrier

@buckys-robot-arm

Perry | Bi | She/Any(sans it/its) | Jewish | American | Autistic/ADHD/OCD | Celiac | Tyler, the Creator Enthusiast | Official College Graduate!! :) | Please send help bc of the buzzing, like it feels like my brain is being sautéed on medium heat | I like (pre-2021 lol)Marvel lots and lots! Angry bi girl that’s short and ready to kick your ass if I have to. Whoever said that the customer is always right was a fucking idiot Btw zio is a slur coined by former kkk grand wizard David Duke and nazis weren’t just general “very bad guys”, they went after gay ppl/communists/etc (besides Roma) because they believed Jews created them

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jame7t

We can use tumblr to blog, I think

buckys-robot-arm

pukicho

Can you ask my doctor to remove my ovaries please?

I just don’t understand why you think I have authority over your doctor. What do you see me as.

andrevalias

there was that time you paid lip service to doctors over furries.

pukicho

I saw some crazy images online and now I prefer furries

s-leary

Amazing moments in Dads: my friend’s dad’s critique of Frankenstein was, “I just don’t think the author had read science fiction before.”

pukicho

I drank a shitload of honey last night and slept for 12 hours

pukicho

Stop calling me bear

fnordseer5

getting home is so epic it's like lol i'm home

ivy-michaels

Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.

gender-luster

none of these words are in the bible. or the dictionary, for that matter.

hugintheraven

#While this is a joke#For the etymologists out there#Tumblr did not “goncharov” poob#translation: Tumblr is not making a fictitious thing called poob that we insist is real#Poob is glup shittoing (streaming services)#Translation: Poob is now a generic name for whatever streaming platform is out there when you don't feel like naming something specifically

cushfuddled

I read this aloud to my roommate and he thought I was having a stroke

macabro

I don't understand why "Adrian doesn't like Grace at first" is as popular as it is on fanfics.

Imagine for a second you are Adrian surname The Eridian. Your spouse has been missing and presumed dead for around a decade, and suddenly one day an alien spaceship comes into orbit. And you cheer "Yay alien species have realized we have the same problem and have come to either give us a solution or join or efforts, too bad my mate is still gone."

Except he is not actually gone, because the eridian equivalent of a carebear decided to save them. And he doesn't want anything in return, in fact he is well aware that he might die A PAINFUL SLOW DEATH, shortly after fighting just to get the love of your life back to you. But it's ok :) because Rocky (yes he gave them a silly name) is my best friend! Oh- Are you ok-

macabro

No, Rocky is first and foremost a Grace hater (affectionate)

b-side-takes

not to be like that but misgendering is still misgendering even if you think you know someone’s gender better than they do. because that’s the basis of literally all misgendering you don’t get a special pass because you’re Transing Them

hypotheticalpeople

guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations

headspace-hotel

machine-unlearning

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

shreddinthemarart

Yay! Palamedes and Camilla are here. Palamedes is probably marveling at an ancient skittle and Cam is taking notes and just repeating "indubitably Warden."

clubnich

The Ninth Saint to Serve the King Undying and her cavalier Ǫ̸̥̬̳̟̞̙̼̳͓̉͋́ṛ̶̠̰̘̤̯̹͎̫̈́̌̚t̸̢̡̧̢̛̛̘̘͎̝̪͉̅͆̈́̈̒̈́̿͘ú̴͉̳͊̀̇͠s̸̺̘̙͑̈̂͂̒̾͜ ̶̘̠͔͆̌Н̴̼͚̱͚̙̭̳̪̙́̐̄̈͌̚и̶̧̌̓̇͜г̶͔̲̼͖̙̳̒̀͌́͋͂͝͝е̴͓͈̲̌н̸̡̢̛̠͚̼̻͍̠̂͂͑̾̇͒̕͝͝а̴̠̪͌̈́̎̀̓̅̀̚͠д̵̭̬͓̠̫͓͓̝̹̍̾ͅ

afterthemovie

hello everyone. my name is harrowhark nonagesimus welcome to my meal. i have never cooked before but god asked me to try because he wants us all to eat & exist in union <3 of course i will oblige him because i harrowhark nonagesimus am the most devout worshipper of the locked tomb and the king undying. first up on the menu is soup. i hate flavours so i didn’t put any salt or anything. but don’t worry i put something better :) haha you guessed it! i sectioned my tibia and put it in the soup :) yeah :) so i can explode people :)