A Rude Lil' Tart @woupsoupcoup - Tumblr Blog

dead serious normalize having an average boring ass life where you have enough to meet your needs we do not need to be remarkable we just need to be alive

pusheen

scholarofgloom

kikokuso

I have a new favourite batshit rail idea

Please build it for the funny please please please

vacuously-true

You're right. I SHOULD be able to take the train from Minneapolis to Berlin.

grumfy

yeah actually we removed the big bad wolf from the little red riding hood story because portraying violence against minors is really messed up. yeah. yeah also the wolf narrative was really predatory and had had some icky grooming vibes and a fable meant for literal children shouldn’t have implied p*do shit and grape so now little red riding hood goes into the woods and nothing happens and she goes to grandma’s house. don’t worry our kids will still stick to the path and know not to follow to wolves implicitly because we told them to and children should always do as their told. just like little red riding hood does now.

themandylion

You joke but a copy of Little Red Riding Hood famously was pulled from school libraries near where I grew up back in the '90s. Not for any of the reasons OP gives, of course—it was pulled because Little Red had a bottle of wine in the basket she was carrying to Grandma's and that was against the district's D.A.R.E. (Drugs Are Really Evil Drug Abuse Resistance Education) program.

In short, the book was banned for containing grape.

stupidjewishwhiteboy

I’m such a children’s book nerd I instantly went “oh the one illustrated by Tricia Schart Hyman!”

persianmom-deactivated20260602

you have got to stop worrying about being the hottest person at the grocery store and start shoplifting ‼️

pusheen

calmdowngorgeous

Destroy the myth that libraries are no longer relevant. If you use your library, please reblog.

babushkaat

hunter-rodrigez

kitty perfect weight for picking up for cuddles! kitty very Soft and warm and will purr comfortably in your arms. Pick up kitty. no problems ever when picking up kitty because good weight and size for picking up after surgery.

kamscorn

no i dont want to ‘ask chatgpt’ i want to go to a wikipedia page and spend half an hour reading an article like a real person

simena

Ksenya Istomina (detail)

girlmostlikely

ENOUGH WITH THE PROTEIN MARKETING! PROTEIN POPCORN THIS PROTEIN WATER THAT NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS 50G OF PROTEIN OK. WHERE IS THE FIBER. WHERE IS IT. WHERE IS IT?????