The Writer & The Artist

This blog tells the tale of benidryl.tumblr.com, AKA Ben and oh2e.tumblr.com, AKA Seth, and our everyday madness. They/them please. Enjoy your stay. - Everything relating to our ridiculous comic is being posted to the-adventures-of-birb-and-boop.tumblr.com

[writer-artist]

I was trying to explain the walrus and the fairy meme to my friend who does not use tumblr and this was her response:

Please picture that as a full size Supermarine Walrus aircraft and not a piddly one - I was attempting to edit and send this to the aforementioned friend before my train lost internet at Westminster. It’s far away, not small.

[writer-artist]

Ah yes, my favourite train station in Ireland, Suaisi o Heusuoo

[writer-artist]

For some reason I've gotten way too into local politics this time around. Also why does this poster look like they're a polycule:

[tethered-heartstrings]

happy cannibalism day! 🧠🫀🫁🦴

[arborealgargoyle]

[id: Is It Cannibalism Day Today? It’s Cannibalism day on the 5th of May. end id]

[writer-artist]

Reblog if you too immediately start doing the gayest dancing to the Horrible Histories RAF song as soon as it starts

[writer-artist]

So there we are, playing a family board game in teams. My dad gives my brother and I the clue of “astronomy”. We have to pick one of the words in front of us. I am thinking it might be “telescope” or possibly “space”. My brother refuses to entertain any idea other than China.

It is not China. It is telescope. We lose.

[writer-artist]

Other shenanigans from the game include my brother (yes the same one) giving the clue of “famous places” and the answers being both ‘Rome’ and ‘field’ and my sister (6) giving the clue of ‘fruit’ for the card that reads ‘apple’. The apple card does not belong to her team and they lose.

[writer-artist]

So there we are, playing a family board game in teams. My dad gives my brother and I the clue of “astronomy”. We have to pick one of the words in front of us. I am thinking it might be “telescope” or possibly “space”. My brother refuses to entertain any idea other than China.

It is not China. It is telescope. We lose.

[writer-artist]

Shhh it’s only 500 words short

[oh2e]

Me: *happily watching Bathory in Slovak with English subtitles*

Google:

[writer-artist]

[writer-artist]

Me, sending a video : look at my film journal for class! Isn’t it so organised!

My friend, who is familiar with my bullshit:

[writer-artist]

Shout out to that person in my building who showers at 2am - I wish I had half your confidence. Keep going buddy.

[dateamonster]

[opens up my notes app and sees the song i wrote about cannibalism for some reason yesterday] ah.

[dateamonster]

i feel like at least a couple ppl here will appreciate this at least in concept

[cadaverthecrapfest-deactivated2]

OP would I be allowed to sing this shenaniganery because this is an absolute fucking gem mine

[dateamonster]

(i noticed this was getting notes again so i decided to check them and) if you can figure out a tune for it youre absolutely welcome to because after writing this down i immediately lost whatever sense of harmony i had attached to it in my head and its been lowkey bugging me ever since

[oh2e]

You ever get really really into a half decent band and suddenly you own all their albums on CD and then after a couple of months you realise they’re actually not that good and the only one you like is the collection of singles?

[writer-artist]

Me at 15: yeah I say ‘fuck’ obviously

Me as an adult™: my preferred swear word is ‘poo’

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req’d by @buckys-robot-arm

i mean thas not wrong humans are a reallys sucky source of nutrition

[writer-artist]

“Not all men” - you’re right Michael D Higgins would never

[dankmemeuniversity]