The batfamily has a couple of codenames for Alfred when they’re patrolling Gotham; Agent A and Penny-One. Damian doesn’t understand why they call him Agent A when the title “agent” typically precedes the last name.
One night, on patrol, Robin refers to Alfred as “Agent P.”
Dick loses it. He starts cracking up on the spot, unable to stop himself from laughing as he knocks out a criminal with his escrima stick.
From this night on, Jason and Steph unironically begin calling Alfred Agent P on patrol, and, when Halloween comes around, Jason, Steph, and Dick tell Alfred they have the perfect costume for him.
Alfred: A fedora wearing platypus? I do not see what is so funny.
Steph: Pleeeeaaaase Alfred?
Dick and Jason: 🙏🥺
Alfred: Oh, alright.
Cue Halloween night when Alfred is getting ready and Jason walks over to him just before he puts on the fedora.
Jason: A platypus?
Alfred, putting on the fedora: Do you need something, Master Jason?
Jason: Perry the platypus?!
Dick: 🎵 doobee doobee dooba doobee doobee dooba 🎶
Steph and Jason harmonizing: 🎶 A-gent P—— 🎵















