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Writing is a fun hobby! This gives me some practice!
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I'll do anything but fanfics!
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Currently the Book is:
Open / Closed
Writing is a fun hobby! This gives me some practice!
OC for blog: Writ E. Wyrm
Submit a prompt and I'll put my twist on it!
I'll do anything but fanfics!
NSFW prompts must be marked with permission!
TUMBLR WHY THE HELL IS MONSTER SMUT STICKERS AN AD?!
A conversation between a mortician and a body that supposedly hasn’t died yet
So a mortician talking with anyone?
Hey y'all why are writers always cold?
...why?
They're always surrounded by drafts!
How many mystery writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Oh god.
How many?
Two! One to change the bulb, and the other to give it an unexpected twist at the end!
What do writers have for breakfast?
Coffee?
Synonym buns!
Where do all the struggling writers live?
How are you coming up with all these?
Where?
Writer's Block!
What do writers suffer from each spring?
(I've heard a lot of them over the years.)
Allergies. Next question.
you were close; A case of allegories
Why are writers always in great shape?
Circular prose
Nope! It's because we're always running out of ideas!
Did you hear about the famous writer who turned out to be a fraud?
I did not
His life had it's prose and cons...
Why is editing a better job than writing?
It's more rewording?
Correct! I am out of jokes. :(
Why are writer's works like some women?
They're always left unfinished.
An average person with an average life takes their usual walk in the forest. They take a wrong turn and find themselves in a town full of cryptids, paranormal, and folklore. They try to turn back but find that they can't.
The person, disheartened, tries to accept their new normal. They get a job, learn to live among these incredible beings, even getting so far as to be loved by all.
However, their strive to be the same took from them. The person still longed for home, their new life experiences draining them. They took this person's sleep, their joy, their willpower. Only the person's hunger and talent was left.
They continued, sinking further into the abyss to be considered the same, to be considered normal. Never wanting to fly above the clouds. However, they soared through the stars! Their potential being both a blessing and a curse.
This person was beloved by the people of the town they came to know, along with several unknowns that came and went in a struggle to be stronger. Why were they tethered here? Why are they able to soar so high?
Thinking back, it started with that walk, a normal part of their life before. They saw something abnormal and decided to see. Taking a turn towards a life that gives them more struggle.
One day, this person hit a crossroads they always knew the way of. However, this new path of adventure betrayed them in some ways. And in others, it gave a gift of endless bounds. Only now, that they have no bridge left to cross back, that they feel trapped.
Knowing this, that their fate is set, they persevere. They keep fighting, along with their new friends, towards a brighter tomorrow.
I got another.
Quagsire
Nature: Adamant
Ability: Unaware
Move set:
Haze
Substitute
Drain Punch
Stealth Rock
Item: Big Root
Uh... I could see how that can work... but barely.
I should also say I asked a friend for another Pokemon, so we have 3 from ya, two from them. I'll put the Quagsire on my 2nd video team since I had planned to use my ace trio for this first round.
My analysis:
*reads the analysis
“I’m personally suffering for this…”
How dare you compare me to a misunderstood clown.
Captain Buggy is amazing! Even if they can't SPLASH!
Shut up, Karpy! They are too misfortunate.
I got another.
Quagsire
Nature: Adamant
Ability: Unaware
Move set:
Haze
Substitute
Drain Punch
Stealth Rock
Item: Big Root
Uh... I could see how that can work... but barely.
I should also say I asked a friend for another Pokemon, so we have 3 from ya, two from them. I'll put the Quagsire on my 2nd video team since I had planned to use my ace trio for this first round.
My analysis:
how to make a popular tumblr post:
start making a post
write "penis"
profit
sorry didn't hear you i saw the word "penis" and blacked out
put the post down
NO
STOP
CEASE THIS ACTIVITY AT ONCE
then work for it
you want this to be a 10k post? then queue this shit up for years to come. drown your poor followers in this post reblogged 57 times
earn that 10k
@hexagonal-wizard you’re famous!
/&
Ampersands: 0
Beats Current Record: No
The gimmick blogs have entered the fray
I am afraid
guess what
The potato gimmicks are coming too.
This post is potato approved 👌
I also approve of this post!
Me too ♡♡
Uh Oh.
Woag Shiatbcrasg
gfuel what
Wgat the fuck in characfed want me ro cosplay fucjjjn
Cupid or somebring??????’mmn
THE NEFARIOUS WIZARD HAS ARRIVED TO THE PENIS POST!
Advancement Made: "Haha"- Penis
Yay, genitals. Gross.
MONEY, MONEY, MONEY-
Curse of:
Your post getting to 10k whether you like it or not. :)
Damn
HA NOW YOU GOT TH3 3PPRBCU IN ON IT WAIT WHY DO I KNOW THAT WORD
Trans pride flag colour picked from op's profile picture!
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
please no
Sorryy about them... They tend to go overboard
BUT DO THEY SPLASH?!
No Karpy they don't splash.
Absolute GARBAGE!
New seafood place opened in town, what do you order?
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Today I learned Milotic was based off a fucking Oarfish Mermaid!
magearna:
Ability: Soul Heart
Nature: Modest
Attacks:
Charge beam
Fleur Cannon
Flash Cannon
Calm Mind
Warning: this Pokémon is mad weak against ground
It's a steel/Fairy type with a unique ability:
Weaknesses: Fire and Ground
Overall broken typing.
The item is likely gonna be leftovers, but that's up for debate.
I'm not sure as to what I would change since personally I choose not to run Legends or Myths. I discussed with my roommate for this since they had more of an idea than myself. But I do see the potential:
My roommate's analysis:
i know every bug. btw
personally
whos that white boy
i would like to formally apologize for calling this guy white. whos that mixed polynesian boy
Your tags say ya didn't keep up after gen 6, but this guy is in the 7th generation. I figured you would at least see some characters from the next gen from it before deciding not to continue.
To each their own I guess.
i sort of lost interest in the time between gen6 and 7 coming out, so when gen7 was first coming out i saw the new pokemon reveals and alola forms and everything but i dont think i really saw the characters all that much. i figured this guy was from gen7 bc he's got the team skull logo but i just thought this was funny
Guzma: team Skull's boss, a former trial goer, a failed captain, and Master of Bugs. Has a stash of Buginium Z in his room.
I have had his Golisopod one shot so many of my team members because I forgot about First Impression
wait….I played Pokémon X and I didn’t get one-shot….what the what.
Guzma is in Sun, Moon, and their Ultra Counterparts
On top of that, gens 6, 8, and 9 are the ones to not have a game featuring the third legend in major trios. Since Gens 1 and 2 only featured a singular major legend and pair of major legends respectively, they are excluded.
Ruby (Groudon) and Sapphire (Kyogre), then Emerald (Rayquaza)
Diamond (Dialga) and Pearl (Palkia), then Platinum (Giratina)
Black (Reshiram) and White (Zekrom), then Black 2 and White 2 (Kyurem)
Sun (Solgaleo) and Moon (Lunala), then Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon (Necrozma)
Gen 6 does not touch on Zygarde at all, Gen 8 has stories that blend in the legends, even with the expansions. Gen 9 is the only current outlier with no third legend present up until Terapagos was revealed.
Wait...I remember collecting Zygarde cells and eventually collecting all of them to complete the Legendary...in Pokemon Moon or X...my memory is foggy but I swear it was Moon.
Moon is correct. That is gen 7 and where Guzma is
Ye!
*just remembered how much they spedran the game within a month bc of how they overpowered their Pokémon.
*Ding!
Wait, did you ever get the free mythical Magearna?
QR code
What nature was the Magearna?
Mine was Modest.
I looked at a chart for reference because it was a long time since I played Moon.
what I remember best is that my Magearna has a super beefed Special Attack stat that allowed them to sweep my opponents within at least 2 matches in an irl match (3ds) in high school.
The compromise was likely the attack stat
Albeit, I sometimes lost.
Mine has Hardy I think...
Been a while since I looked
huh.
Would you happen to remember the move set?
I picked Fleur Cannon, Charge Beam, Flash Cannon, and I think calm mind.
No...
If ya want that to be the second mon tho, that'll be good
i know every bug. btw
personally
whos that white boy
i would like to formally apologize for calling this guy white. whos that mixed polynesian boy
Your tags say ya didn't keep up after gen 6, but this guy is in the 7th generation. I figured you would at least see some characters from the next gen from it before deciding not to continue.
To each their own I guess.
i sort of lost interest in the time between gen6 and 7 coming out, so when gen7 was first coming out i saw the new pokemon reveals and alola forms and everything but i dont think i really saw the characters all that much. i figured this guy was from gen7 bc he's got the team skull logo but i just thought this was funny
Guzma: team Skull's boss, a former trial goer, a failed captain, and Master of Bugs. Has a stash of Buginium Z in his room.
I have had his Golisopod one shot so many of my team members because I forgot about First Impression
wait….I played Pokémon X and I didn’t get one-shot….what the what.
Guzma is in Sun, Moon, and their Ultra Counterparts
On top of that, gens 6, 8, and 9 are the ones to not have a game featuring the third legend in major trios. Since Gens 1 and 2 only featured a singular major legend and pair of major legends respectively, they are excluded.
Ruby (Groudon) and Sapphire (Kyogre), then Emerald (Rayquaza)
Diamond (Dialga) and Pearl (Palkia), then Platinum (Giratina)
Black (Reshiram) and White (Zekrom), then Black 2 and White 2 (Kyurem)
Sun (Solgaleo) and Moon (Lunala), then Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon (Necrozma)
Gen 6 does not touch on Zygarde at all, Gen 8 has stories that blend in the legends, even with the expansions. Gen 9 is the only current outlier with no third legend present up until Terapagos was revealed.
Wait...I remember collecting Zygarde cells and eventually collecting all of them to complete the Legendary...in Pokemon Moon or X...my memory is foggy but I swear it was Moon.
Moon is correct. That is gen 7 and where Guzma is
Ye!
*just remembered how much they spedran the game within a month bc of how they overpowered their Pokémon.
*Ding!
Wait, did you ever get the free mythical Magearna?
QR code
What nature was the Magearna?
Mine was Modest.
I looked at a chart for reference because it was a long time since I played Moon.
what I remember best is that my Magearna has a super beefed Special Attack stat that allowed them to sweep my opponents within at least 2 matches in an irl match (3ds) in high school.
The compromise was likely the attack stat
Albeit, I sometimes lost.
Mine has Hardy I think...
Been a while since I looked
A reminder Dratini is Canonically 5ft Long
i know every bug. btw
personally
whos that white boy
i would like to formally apologize for calling this guy white. whos that mixed polynesian boy
Your tags say ya didn't keep up after gen 6, but this guy is in the 7th generation. I figured you would at least see some characters from the next gen from it before deciding not to continue.
To each their own I guess.
i sort of lost interest in the time between gen6 and 7 coming out, so when gen7 was first coming out i saw the new pokemon reveals and alola forms and everything but i dont think i really saw the characters all that much. i figured this guy was from gen7 bc he's got the team skull logo but i just thought this was funny
Guzma: team Skull's boss, a former trial goer, a failed captain, and Master of Bugs. Has a stash of Buginium Z in his room.
I have had his Golisopod one shot so many of my team members because I forgot about First Impression
wait….I played Pokémon X and I didn’t get one-shot….what the what.
Guzma is in Sun, Moon, and their Ultra Counterparts
On top of that, gens 6, 8, and 9 are the ones to not have a game featuring the third legend in major trios. Since Gens 1 and 2 only featured a singular major legend and pair of major legends respectively, they are excluded.
Ruby (Groudon) and Sapphire (Kyogre), then Emerald (Rayquaza)
Diamond (Dialga) and Pearl (Palkia), then Platinum (Giratina)
Black (Reshiram) and White (Zekrom), then Black 2 and White 2 (Kyurem)
Sun (Solgaleo) and Moon (Lunala), then Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon (Necrozma)
Gen 6 does not touch on Zygarde at all, Gen 8 has stories that blend in the legends, even with the expansions. Gen 9 is the only current outlier with no third legend present up until Terapagos was revealed.
Wait...I remember collecting Zygarde cells and eventually collecting all of them to complete the Legendary...in Pokemon Moon or X...my memory is foggy but I swear it was Moon.
Moon is correct. That is gen 7 and where Guzma is
i know every bug. btw
personally
whos that white boy
i would like to formally apologize for calling this guy white. whos that mixed polynesian boy
Your tags say ya didn't keep up after gen 6, but this guy is in the 7th generation. I figured you would at least see some characters from the next gen from it before deciding not to continue.
To each their own I guess.
i sort of lost interest in the time between gen6 and 7 coming out, so when gen7 was first coming out i saw the new pokemon reveals and alola forms and everything but i dont think i really saw the characters all that much. i figured this guy was from gen7 bc he's got the team skull logo but i just thought this was funny
Guzma: team Skull's boss, a former trial goer, a failed captain, and Master of Bugs. Has a stash of Buginium Z in his room.
I have had his Golisopod one shot so many of my team members because I forgot about First Impression
wait….I played Pokémon X and I didn’t get one-shot….what the what.
Guzma is in Sun, Moon, and their Ultra Counterparts
On top of that, gens 6, 8, and 9 are the ones to not have a game featuring the third legend in major trios. Since Gens 1 and 2 only featured a singular major legend and pair of major legends respectively, they are excluded.
Ruby (Groudon) and Sapphire (Kyogre), then Emerald (Rayquaza)
Diamond (Dialga) and Pearl (Palkia), then Platinum (Giratina)
Black (Reshiram) and White (Zekrom), then Black 2 and White 2 (Kyurem)
Sun (Solgaleo) and Moon (Lunala), then Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon (Necrozma)
Gen 6 does not touch on Zygarde at all, Gen 8 has stories that blend in the legends, even with the expansions. Gen 9 is the only current outlier with no third legend present up until Terapagos was revealed.
DO NOT UNSHRINK DRACO. I WILL PAY YOU TO NOT
Already done o7
No dragons will be unshrunk on my watch
@draco-the-chaos-dragon good try
*garbled from inside Slimy*
I will feed you to the spine eater if ya don't give up!
I DON'T HAVE A SPINE. I REPLACED IT WITH URANIUM 237
Aron then, they would love to eat you
I am friends to all steel type pokemon. And fairy type. Actually, most pokemon
BUT DO YOU SPLASH?!
[Karpy used Close Combat]
USELESS!
DO NOT UNSHRINK DRACO. I WILL PAY YOU TO NOT
Already done o7
No dragons will be unshrunk on my watch
@draco-the-chaos-dragon good try
*garbled from inside Slimy*
I will feed you to the spine eater if ya don't give up!
I DON'T HAVE A SPINE. I REPLACED IT WITH URANIUM 237
Aron then, they would love to eat you
I am friends to all steel type pokemon. And fairy type. Actually, most pokemon
BUT DO YOU SPLASH?!