I think we need to decide on the ship name for Julien and Occtis because we have multiple options.
What’s our ship name ?
Knightingale
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I think we need to decide on the ship name for Julien and Occtis because we have multiple options.
What’s our ship name ?
Knightingale
Occtien
Juliocctis
reality tv shows i think the mighty nein would win
beau - survivor. she can live through anything: poison, hunger, dehydration, etc. i think the challenge for beau would be to not kill the other contestants for being annoying to be honest.
jester - love is blind. she's gonna charm the pants off of everyone, win the season, drop the ball and use the money for her and fjord's second honeymoon
caduceus - masterchef. moves the slowest out of everyone yet still manages to finish on time. refuses to cook any meat or fish and uses substitutes but still doesn't get eliminated because his food tastes so good.
fjord - big brother. he can do well in the social aspect of the game while also being physical enough to win the challenges. he'd never get to be head of household though. will kill a man to win a phone call with jester.
yasha - great british bake off. she might try to add some bugs but with her charm and skills, the judges don't mind at all. bakes her winning creation for beau when her wife returns home
caleb - who wants to be a millionaire. the only game where the only thing you need is smarts. uses his one phone to call to essek to talk about tonight's dinner plans then wins the million.
molly - drag race. would do a killer impression of the ruby of the sea for snatch game. sewing skills unmatched. delivers it all during the rusical. queen.
veth - taskmaster. the quickest with the tasks and finds every loophole there is. somehow every item she brings is something that embarrasses fjord.
essek - the traitors. easily fools the rest of the residents. but secretly throwing up in anxiety every other day. makes it to the final three then forfeits himself out of guilt. fan favorite.
This is how episode 6 went right
Essek: is forced to kill his mother right as he was close to being able to save her, frames and sees executed his only friend, generally becomes a harsher and more closed-off person
The fandom:
This is how episode 6 went right
this is 100% what happened and no one can tell me otherwise
Essek has established a respectable cover identity for himself in Zadash as a traveling scholar, after all these years of coming and going. Enough to have shops he prefers to frequent when he is here, with good selections of merchandise and owners he trusts well enough to sell him what he needs without robbing him blind.
“I like the feel of this,” Caleb murmurs, slipping Essek a sheet of vellum.
“Yes,” Essek agrees—the grain is distinctly finer than what he usually encounters—but then he frowns at the price list. “Though the cost for it is exorbitant.”
“Perhaps, but it's not for nothing that our customers use this for luxury bookmaking,” the shopkeeper Ilia puts in, materializing suddenly at Essek’s elbow. “This must be your…”
“Partner,” Essek says absently, still examining the price list. Light, the cost of paper these days is beyond reason.
“Well, you have very good taste,” Ilia tells Caleb decidedly.
“Just the usual parchment for me, Ilia, if you don't mind. Ah, yes, very well,” Essek adds hastily when they raise an eyebrow at him, “I'll take ten gold worth of the vellum.”
They beam at him and bustle to the counter to ring up Essek’s purchases without further ado.
“There you are,” Essek says wearily, putting the bundle of vellum into Caleb’s hands. “I still think we might have gotten a better price for it in Emon. Everything is so expensive in Zadash these days, with their imports at a pause. Paper, especially, and when one is this near an archive of the Cobalt Soul—” Essek pauses. “What? You look like a fish, opening and closing your mouth like that.”
Caleb splutters. “What did you say to them?”
“Say to… Ilia?”
“Ja,” Caleb says. His ears are turning red for some unfathomable reason.
“That I wanted my usual parchment. I have bought paper from them several times—”
“No, before that,” Caleb interrupts.
Essek blinks at him. “That the cost for the vellum was exorbitant?”
“After that,” Caleb says, pinching the bridge of his nose.
“I didn't say anything else. Are you alright, Caleb?”
“You said.” Caleb takes a deep breath. “You called me. Your partner.”
“Ah, yes. I did.” Essek still doesn't understand. “Did that bother you?”
“It's not that it bothered me,” Caleb says, looking anywhere but at Essek. “It's that. Well. We never really talked about it in such categorical terms.”
“Yes, but I find that it is a useful word considering its versatility,” Essek says reasonably, guiding Caleb by the elbow before he can trip over his own feet. “We might co-own a business. Or maybe we run an accounting firm. We might even be committing crimes,” he adds, grinning at Caleb ruefully. “Maybe it is all of the above. Who knows?”
A beat. “I see,” Caleb says.
“Of course, that is not how I meant it,” Essek says, as an afterthought. “Also, while we're here, could I tempt you into stopping for some of those meat skewers at the Pentamarket?”
“Essek,” Caleb says. “What did you mean, then?”
What a silly man he is, sometimes. Essek sighs and kisses him on the mouth, right there in the middle of the sidewalk.
“Husband would be inaccurate,” Essek says, as Caleb nearly chokes on his own spit. “And boyfriend sounds too juvenile, even for a young man such as yourself. Careful, you're going to wrinkle the vellum.”
“Then I suppose you can go and buy me some more,” Caleb mutters under his breath. His whole face is a delightful shade of pink.
Essek smiles to himself. “Yes to the skewers, then?”
“Ja, alright,” Caleb says, in a tone that implies unspeakable capitulation on his part.
But he lets Essek take his hand for once, even though they are in public, grumbling all the while about certain elves who do whatever they want, when they want, so what does it even matter what he thinks? But they walk hand in hand to the market anyway, Caleb smiling the entire way there as though he can't quite help himself, his cheeks still flushed pink.
Cryptic visions of space and time...
I'm hypnotized
Halsin being big and buff and scars all over and a low voice,,, but that cute ass nose and those lil pointy ears with tiny braids in his hair………… save me.
My demisexual ass didn't clock Halsin as hot until I first got to know him. After I did though?
He's so funny and kind and he truly cares. He likes ducks ffs! His whole deal is saving a forest spirit and helping raise the kids that were orphaned!! He's so sweet!
Ever since that, it simply became impossible to forget about the hotness. I openly objectify daddy Halsin on the daily.
As an Eurovision fan, this year I'm making sure they don't get a second of my attention
Thoughts that are mutual between cats and their people:
Yeah you're cute when you sleep but you didn't let me sleep either so I'm going to annoy you now because I'm bored. Hahah get poked, sleepy idiot.
How do you not comprehend this when I am literally staring at you. Like I understand that your brain can't understand things this nuanced but come on, how do you not get this.
I don't know if you know that what I am currently doing is an expression of affection, but that won't stop me. Knowing that I showed you that I love you is enough.
I heard a crinkly material and the sound of you chewing so I have to know what's in your mouth RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
I can't communicate with you and you can't communicate with me, so I'm just copying the tone of the sound you're making in hopes that you understand that I try.
You are doing activities beyond my comprehension, and I find this fascinating. I will never understand what the fuck you are trying to achieve here, but I am intrigued nonetheless.
Hey are you ok, you haven't done your weird thing in a while. Yeah I don't get why you do that but I know you do that when you're ok.
My friends: damn, who has you smiling at your phone like that?
Me, hiding my dozens of AO3 tabs: nothing! 😳
The Mighty Nein are so funny because Matt’s just there like, “Lorenzo was supposed to get away. You were not supposed to keep the Happy Fun Ball. You were NOT meat to go to Xhorhas. Trent was supposed to escape—” Mighty Nein just steamrolling their way through their own campaign. They do what they want. The DM’s long-term plans have no authority over this party
Matt, creating Essek Thelyss: I'm gonna make the perfect narrative foil for the players and break them with Essek's betrayal.
The Mighty Nein: he's hot and he floats??? He's ours now, we're adopting him so hard this guy's gonna change his whole alignment.
Maybe it's just my proximity to middle age, but for my money, Halsin is the most attractive romanceable character in BG3 by a mile. He's kind. He's courteous. He takes responsibility for his mistakes and undertakes to fix them without roping you into a bunch of drama about it and then goes on to help you save the world just because he likes you. He's a leader with a healthy ambivalence about leadership. He's effectively an eco-socialist with deep and abiding convictions about the treatment of the underprivileged, especially children. He is passionately romantic about you while also decrying the constraints and jealousies compulsory monogamy. AND he's built like a brick shithouse and will fuck your brains out. I'm just not seeing what's not to love about this man.
Reblog bc he’s a handsome, Responsible, RELIABLE mf who would have me on my knees
Just
All of this
Yes
Ah yes, my favourite Critical Role dynamic. Sad Wizard x Other Sad Wizard.
My perfect blorbos who never did anything wrong ever*
I love them ♥️
*they did, in fact, did many wrong things but we love them anyway
“Yes, I am very sweet.”
She really is 🥰
One and all I present you: a Shadowgast coloring book! Art drawn by the lovely folk over at The Aeor is for Lovers discord server!
You can access the book pdf here and a folder containing all the drawings here!
So beautiful!
Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.
this joke would get the exact same reaction in 1870 that it gets in 2021 and I love that about it