minho: my criminal record?
minho: the only illegal thing i’ve ever done is killing it in the dance floor!
minho: haha just kidding! i’ve killed a man before
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minho: my criminal record?
minho: the only illegal thing i’ve ever done is killing it in the dance floor!
minho: haha just kidding! i’ve killed a man before
seungmin: so while it can be pretty hit or miss-
felix & jisung: I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH
seungmin: i fucking hate this family
Chan: When you see Felix, give him this message
Chan: :|
Chan: He’ll know what it means
[later]
Jeongin: Oh, and Chan said to give you a message
Jeongin: :|
Felix: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure
Chan: Jisung isn’t answering their phone
Minho: I’ll call
Chan: Changbin and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Jisung: Hello?
chan: okay whoever can make felix fall asleep gets ten dollars
seungmin, holding a frying pan: where is he
stray kids as matt adrians’s troubled birds
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Changbin: Hey, Hyunjin-
Hyunjin: [crying softly in front of the TV]
Changbin: Oh. Did the documentary mention another bird that mates for life?
Hyunjin: [nods]
Hyunjin: The worst drug to crave is wanting to be loved.
Minho: I don’t know, meth is pretty fucking bad.
Felix: y'all still beat your meat??? lmao
Seungmin: what do you beat
Felix: homophobes
what even goes on???
bonus: RAGE
Woojin: I don’t get paid enough for this…
Chan: For what?
Woojin: [Gestures to everything]
seungmin: where are you?
felix: im by the cloud that looks like a lion
seungmin: could you be a little more specific
felix: simba
invalid reason to hate stray kids: their music is noise
valid reason to hate stray kids: one of the members seriously asked if there were chickens in USA
jisung: why are you looking at me through a fork
seungmin: i’m pretending you’re in jail
jisung: why?
seungmin: it’s spiritually healing
Changbin: FIGHT ME
Hyunjin: Unfortunately, I have a rule against battling SMOLL children
Seungmin, attacking changbin with a knife: I don't.
god : felix?
felix : huh?
god : give me the kazoo.
felix : why?
god : because you've been playing side effects on it for 6 hours straight, we need to sleep.
felix : hm...alright... [gives him kazoo]
god : thank you. [leaves]
felix : [looks around] [pulls out another kazoo]