like mate, stop procrastinating

💌

[wrong-skz]

minho: my criminal record?

minho: the only illegal thing i’ve ever done is killing it in the dance floor!

minho: haha just kidding! i’ve killed a man before

[wrong-skz]

seungmin: so while it can be pretty hit or miss-

felix & jisung: I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH

seungmin: i fucking hate this family

[incorrectskzquotes]

Chan: When you see Felix, give him this message

Chan: :|

Chan: He’ll know what it means

[later]

Jeongin: Oh, and Chan said to give you a message

Jeongin: :|

Felix: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure

[incorrectkids]

Chan: Jisung isn’t answering their phone

Minho: I’ll call

Chan: Changbin and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Jisung: Hello?

[softbbyg0rl]

chan: okay whoever can make felix fall asleep gets ten dollars

seungmin, holding a frying pan: where is he

[bangprint]

stray kids as matt adrians’s troubled birds

[pinkmatters-deactivated20220507]

GO生 TEASER IMAGES

[incorrectkids]

Changbin: Hey, Hyunjin-

Hyunjin: [crying softly in front of the TV]

Changbin: Oh. Did the documentary mention another bird that mates for life?

Hyunjin: [nods]

[incorrectkids]

Hyunjin: The worst drug to crave is wanting to be loved.

Minho: I don’t know, meth is pretty fucking bad.

[minhover]

Felix: y'all still beat your meat??? lmao

Seungmin: what do you beat

Felix: homophobes

[pinkmatters-deactivated20220507]

what even goes on???

bonus: RAGE

[incorrectkids]

Woojin: I don’t get paid enough for this…

Chan: For what?

Woojin: [Gestures to everything]

[theloyaltyofthewolves]

seungmin: where are you?

felix: im by the cloud that looks like a lion

seungmin: could you be a little more specific

felix: simba

[petalsforjaemin]

invalid reason to hate stray kids: their music is noise

valid reason to hate stray kids: one of the members seriously asked if there were chickens in USA

[theloyaltyofthewolves]

jisung: why are you looking at me through a fork

seungmin: i’m pretending you’re in jail

jisung: why?

seungmin: it’s spiritually healing 

[dancerhyunjinnie]

Changbin: FIGHT ME

Hyunjin: Unfortunately, I have a rule against battling SMOLL children

Seungmin, attacking changbin with a knife: I don't.

[httpjisung]

god : felix?

felix : huh?

god : give me the kazoo.

felix : why?

god : because you've been playing side effects on it for 6 hours straight, we need to sleep.

felix : hm...alright... [gives him kazoo]

god : thank you. [leaves]

felix : [looks around] [pulls out another kazoo]