#incorrect jisung

[incorrect-staytiny]

Bang Chan: [fully immersed in his work, editing music and writing song lyrics]

Jisung: [upside down on the couch] do you think ducks have feelings?

[hyunlix-lover4]

Seungmin, learning how to drive: What happens if I press the gas and the brake at the same time? Jisung: The car takes a screenshot. Hyunjin: Please pull over. I’m driving now.

[wrong-skz]

seungmin: so while it can be pretty hit or miss-

felix & jisung: I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH

seungmin: i fucking hate this family

[luvelytheo]

Jisung: you know what they say, everybody likes a drink, nobody likes a drunk

Haechan: shut up, the only thing you’ve ever drunk is caprisun

[weishenbwi]

Jisung: Okay, I admit it. Maybe I wasn't as nice as I should have been. But, Minho, do you really want to kill me?

Minho: Just think of it as you're being let go, that your life's going in a different direction, that your body's part of a permanent outplacement.

Jisung: Hey, that's kinda like what he said to you when you got fired.

Minho: I know. It's called a "cruel irony", like my dependence on you.

[incorrectleeknow]

jisung: *standing next to flowers*

minho: what are you doing?

jisung: smelling a rose

minho: pft that’s weird

minho *to himself*: i wish i was that rose

jisung: what?

minho: i said you are gross

[betray-jaes]

Jisung: can I ask a stupid question?

Seungmin: Better than anyone I know

[incorrectfelix]

*Felix and Jisung in hell*

FELIX: jesus christ, it’s hot down here

SATAN: ...deal with it

JISUNG: Okay... but like when are you going to turn on the AC?

SATAN: That’s it, pack your shit