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Fit & Trim ── Bio-V Firming Emulsion, Essence, Dr. Bauer Vibrator & SO2C Firming Roller

If two pieces of skin touch when reaching for the cookie jar in the top cabinet, it really is time to take slimming seriously.

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Ethnic Delights ── Hainanese Chicken & Pig’s Leg at Kwun Thai Restaurant

Of all the flightless birds, chickens remain people’s favourite kind to eat, narrowly beating out penguins, kiwis, and Big Bird himself. Make bird the word with today's Groupon.

What about ducks and geese and quail?!?!?!  

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Pamper Your Stomach ── “A Taste of Thailand & Korea” Dinner Buffet at Royal View Hotel 353 Bar

Life is filled with tough decisions like having to choose between coffee or tea, eating or sleeping and chicken or fish.

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Capture the Moment ── Indoor / Outdoor Photo Shoot at SENS Studio

Photography was invented by a scientist whose body went numb after holding his chubby baby for too long while posing for a painted portrait. Immortalise your face with today’s Groupon.

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Pumped Up Kicks ── Muay Thai Boxing at Glory of Dragon Martial Art Gym

The human skeleton gives the body structure, preventing us from looking like sacks filled with creamed corn. Put your bones to good use...

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The Master Dish ── 8-Dish Dinner at Joy & Peace Chinese Seafood Restaurant

Unlike a fork and knife, a pair of chopsticks requires only one hand, allowing you to carbo-load as you break the world record for waving at cars. Say hello to today’s Groupon.

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Holy Crab ── Succulent, Seasonal Mud Crab from Hung Fook Company

Crabs do their best to escape, but walking straight isn't something they do very well; they’re crabby and stubborn, and many find themselves trapped and waiting for the pot. Take advantage of their misfortune...

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The Pursuit of the Perfect Body - Body Lymphatic Treatments at Nu Derma

When stuck in a traffic jam, no amount of road rage or honking will get you anywhere. Similarly, when your internal system is feeling clogged and clunky, angrily banging your head against the wall isn’t going to help. Free up your internal traffic jam...

Highlights

Effectively reduces fatigue, water retention, tension, and muscle soreness

Ideal for the cubicle captive who is sleep deprived and tense from poor posture

Essential oils and natural plant extracts aids detoxification

Improves blood circulation and metabolism

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Car Spa ── Car Beauty Package w/ Three-Layered Crystal Sealant & More at Extreme Pro Waxing Center

Like teeth and nails, cars enjoy being shiny. Reflect jealousy waves...

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Six French GUINOT Hydrating Facial Spas at La Femme Beauté & Spa

Unlike a clock tower, a person's face doesn't need to be struck by lightning to turn back time. Achieve a more youthful look...

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Semi-Buffet Lunch at Amico Italian Wine Bar & Restaurant

Before dinner bells, chuck-wagon cooks called cowboys to supper with smoke signals shaped like brisket. Heed the call…

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Permanent RF Hair Removals & Soothing Treatments at ANGEL FACE

It is a well-known fact that a hairless body surface shaves seconds off bobsled starts and quickens your ‘snatch-and-grab’ abilities during sale shopping. Streamline your skin…

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Buffet w/ 70+ Items at Matsuya Japanese Restaurant

Unlike band jamming, having a buffet is an unrestrained experience in which one can break all the rhythm and theory of the usual routine to ruthlessly indulge in favourites. Unbind your appetite…

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Creamy 6” Mille Crêpes / Sawdust Pudding Cake from Qian Cake

Cakes are a multi-purpose food, made to be eaten, made to be celebrated and made to be smushed into people’s faces. Celebrate cakes…

[Editor's note:  "Sawdust pudding cake - Sawdust refers to the biscuit crumbs. The biscuits are crushed until they’re super fine."]

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Korean i-Angel Classic Mesh-Type Baby Hip Seat Carrier

Welcoming a new baby into the family is one of life's greatest joys, second only to welcoming an independently wealthy new baby into the family. Prepare for unborn bundles…

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12 Quick-Dry 100% Cotton Face Towels from Planet Home

Aside from keeping the skin dry, towels can be called upon to substitute ropes during emergencies or be commissioned to lend its cottony texture to add to the muppets crew. Stay dry and clean…

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VC Organic Rose Nourishing Eye Mask

Before organic beauty products, ancient warriors were forced to go into battle wearing animal-tested war paint packed with phthalates. Turn away from tawdry toiletries…