What The Marvel?

Just incorrect Marvel quotes for fun

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I decided to do requests and asks!

You give me 2-6 marvel characters, they can be comic or MCU and I’ll write a small incorrect of them.

You can decide the topic if you like, it can be about a fight, a mission, crack, romance ect...or just leave it to me, it’s up to you!

Or I can answer your questions as the character

Now I think maybe I can do headcannons as well, it might be fun!

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Loki: *literally on earth for 10 mins, doing nothing*

Stephen: too dangerous, here, fall for eternity

Wanda: *turns a whole damn town into a sitcom, keep people imprisoned for months, have magical babes, bring back the dead, starts a fight with S.W.O.R.D., have a witch-off...*

Stephen: I’m not here for Westview, it’s all fine honey, let’s have a tea shall we?

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Loki watching his “file” in the interrogation room like:

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Daredevil, black panther, loki

Matt: hmm I see...

Loki: no you don’t ?

T’challa: LOKI NO-

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I wish you all a ✨MARVELLOUS✨ year my loves, happy new year!

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Kate: your best shot?

Clint: The one that I never took...

Kate: *on the inside* he must be talking about Black Widow, it should emotional...

*20 year ago*

Natasha: Don’t do this...

Clint:...

Natasha: CLINT IF YOU TAKE THAT ONE LAST SHOT YOU’R GOING TO DIE FROM ALCOHOL WE HAVE A MISSION TO COMPLETE PLEASE!

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Doctor Strange: Do you know Spider-Man?

Doc Ock: Yes!

Doctor Strange: Is this him?

Doc Ock *turns to Peter*: kid have you ever dance in middle of the street?

Peter: n-no

Doc Ock: No, he is not Peter

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Get to know the admin

Name(s): Sága, Víli, Xian

Age: 20

Sexuality/gender: Lesbian, demi-aroace

Pronounce: She/her, Ze/hir but you can also refer me as oxygen waste

Language(s): Turkish, English, Japanese (still learning)

Besides Marvel, I like learning languages, reading all kinds of book (mostly horror), anime (fav Naruto), games (fav TLOU), Doctor Who, Star Wars (fav OG Trilogy), my fav drama is The Untamed aaaannnnddd that’s pretty much it.

Hi! Okay so there isn’t really a pacific reason why I’m doing this, I never had this many followers in anything and I don’t really care about follower numbers (I didn’t even knew I had over 3.000 followers until today, like wtf) but I’m glad y’all like my stupid quotes and I appreciate it, if I’m able to put a small smile on your face even for few seconds then I’m happy, thanks for following me!

[worstloki]

loki: im jotun

sigyn: you're WHAT

loki: im sorry

sigyn:

sigyn: oh em gee our kids are gonna b so cool

[maddness-and-myths]

Loki: I tell you I’m a monster and that’s the first thing that comes to mind?!?!

Sigyn:

Sigyn: …yes?

[sectumsempraxz]

Loki:

Sigyn:

Loki:

Sigyn: can I touch your blue skin now?

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Loki: ...yes?...

Sigyn: ;)

Loki: huh? What’s that mean?

Sigyn: >;)

Loki: Sigyn wtf is that mean?!

*Sigyn touch loki...in her own ways*

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Tony: I'm not a religious person though I do hold a particular disdain for Buddhism on the off chance I might be reincarnated into someone who actually gives a fuck.

Rhodes: ...

Happy: ...

Pepper: ...

Peter: GODDAMN

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Hey!!

Hey 😊

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It’s my birthday, I’m one more day closer to death ✨yey✨

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Loki : I will face god and walk backwards into hell

Leah : the fuck you will, I didn’t invite you to my house

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Okay but what if Wanda said “no more superpowers” instead of “no more mutants”

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What if series basically Marvel saying “Oh, you’re sad about your favourite’s death? Boo hoo, now watch them die in a another multiverse”

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And we all thought Steven was going to be mad because of the multiverse disaster but no, he was like “ehh it’s all fucked up anyway, let me join too”. Honestly, Loki is more considered about multiverses than Sorcerer Supreme’s himself at this point

Wong be like: bruh

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MCU is not MCU anymore, it’s not Marvel Cinematic Universe, it’s Marvel Cinematic Multiverse at this point