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Soooo have they already started deleting nudes and stuff? I’m trying to find my infamous donut picture and delete it myself out of respect to the other person in it. Can’t for the life of me remember when it was or what tags I used, but it’d be cool if tumblr would tell me they deleted it already
on the topic of humans being the intergalactic “hold my beer” species: imagine an alien stepping onto a human starship and seeing a space roomba™ with a knife duct taped onto it, just wandering around the ship
it doesn’t have any special intelligence. it’s just a normal space roomba. there are other space roombas on the ship and they don’t have knives. it’s just this one. knife space roomba has full clearance to every room in the ship. occasionally crew members will be talking and then suddenly swear and clutch their ankle. knife space roomba putters off, leaving them to their mild stab wounds.
“what is the point?” asks the alien as another crew member casually steps over the knife-wielding robot. “is it to test your speed and agility?”
“no it doesn’t really go that fast,” replies the captain.
“does it teach you to stay ever-vigilant?”
“I mean I guess so but that’s more of a side effect.”
“does it weed out the weak? does it protect you from invaders? do repeated stabbings let your species heal more quickly in the future?”
“it doesn’t stab very hard, it gets us more than it gets our enemies, and no, but that sounds cool — someone write that down.”
“but then what is its purpose?”
“I don’t know,” the captain says, leaning down to give the space roomba an affectionate pat. “it just seemed cool”
this is the dumbest idea I’ve ever heard but I thought about it for five seconds and realized that if I were, say, a random communications officer onboard this ship and someone taped a knife to a roomba it would take maybe three weeks before even I was inordinately fond of Stabby. I would be proud of Stabby when I met up with my other spacefleet friends for space coffee, I would tell them about the time Stabby got the second mate in the ankle five seconds before the fleet admiral beamed on board and she swore in seven different languages in front of high command.
also by the fourth day Stabby would be in the ship’s log, he’d have little painted-on insignia, people would salute him as he went by, and someone would hook up a twitter account to tweet maniacal laughter and/or a truly terrible knock-knock joke every time he managed to nick someone.
Omg so the ting I typed up might actually happen this is gold
I am suddenly astonished that Stabby isn’t Farscape canon. 1812 was weird enough.
Stabby’s little charging dock would start accruing cuddly toys and commemorative holo-vids of Stabby’s greatest stabs. Its insignia would start off at a fairly low rank, but soon, without anyone every discussing it, everyone would know that Stabby got to take the rank of the highest ranking crew member it stabbed. The ceremony for Flag Admiral Stabby was beautiful. The captain gave a speech.
why am i proud of stabby this is irrational
like if you’re proud of stabby
reblog to tape another knife on him
oh snap
REBLOG.
FOREVER.
This is an actual Therapist Recommended method for dealing with a runaway “inner critic” and this comic is perfect ❤️
Stranger Things (2016)
Kristin by David E. Martindale
Please do not delete credits to the original artist(s) when reblogging.
Behold, a three eeveelution selfie!
Myself as Eevee, Bliss Junky as Leafeon, and Gemini as Espeon.
shooting in Texas was amazing! Can’t wait to share all the bts photos with you. There is also some video footage on the Cosplay Deviants Facebook page, I’m the derpiest.
Of those still living... who do you miss the most?
There's a certain lady who I really wish was still in my life, that I wish I could take back all the times I disappointed her, But I know she's very happy now, and I'm happy with the women I love so I guess all is well that ends well.
You should probably post those picture of you in the doughnut...
The picture with my Dick in the donut? I posted it a ways back. Did you want me to re post it anon? Orrrrr whaaaa?
The Folly Of Man (2015 - 2016)
My pitbull Piglet in her little yellow raincoat.
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Piglet omg
Do you ever wonder how much you exist in other people’s lives? I’m always curious if people think of me when a certain song comes on, or when they pass through a certain town. I wonder how many stories I’ve been a part of that I may have forgotten. I wonder if I still I exist in the minds of people that I don’t speak to anymore. I wonder how many times a day I pass through someone’s head.
I’m so mad because this worked
ROGER HELP ME
Print this. Put it on your fridge. Choose which Chris Pratt you want to have as an inspiration and act accordingly. There’s no wrong choice here.
^^^^^^^^^^^^ THIS THIS THIS THIS IS THE MOST MALE BODY POSITIVITY COMMENT I’VE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE. I’M PRINTING OUT THE CAPTION TOO.
Woah there’s an actual male body positivity post. Damn that’s rare
It’s cos u be on that phone
OH MY GOD I JUST DISCOVERED THAT U CAN FAST FORWARD AND REWIND GIFS ON MOBILE BY PRESSING AND SWIPING LEFT AND RIGHT AND THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER
YOOOO YOU’RE RIGT
AND WHEN YOU DO THE GUYS BEHIND HIM DANCE ALL CUTE
I could watch this for days.
I am filled with so much joy in my tiny crabapple heart And am devastated that man did not choose to domesticate bear as well as dog
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