Let's guessy why I'm so messy

Hi I'm Ru:) he/they, Queer. I love DnD, dimension 20, gardening and all that good stuff. I'm really quite friendly so come say hello! There is no theme, and I'm awful at tagging so you will never be able to find anything, just like in my bedroom.

[emmaharwoods]

what working a 15 hour shift with the devil himself does to a woman

[rosietherivendell]

Whitaker is going to make it the whole season/ day without needing to change scrubs and then in the last episode/ hour he's going to get absolutely drenched in some godawful substance and they're going to make him use the outdoor shower like to charge reblog to cast

[michelles-zodiac-zone]

ben and adam having such a close prescription that adam can use ben’s glasses oh they are soooooo platonic soulmate coded

[menlove-archive]

you ever have situations that make you want to take people by the shoulders and go "you are not 15 any longer. this behavior is no longer quirky and cute. it is exhausting for you and everyone else to act like a teenager you haven't been in a decade or longer. knock it the fuck off"

[menlove-archive]

lots of ppl making this about adults who have interests they find cringe but let me be clear this is about emotional immaturity. idgaf if you're 35 and like goku okay but can you have an adult conversation without making yourself the victim is the matter at hand here

[creaturey]

i think r/BenignExistence is my favorite subreddit 🥲 i love these pleasant little glimpses into strangers' lives

[catboybiologist]

[willgrahamscock]

why would anyone want a big fat hairy dude with a pussy

I'm coming out of hiatus to tell you that big fat hairy dudes with a pussy is the ideal man on the big fat hairy dude with a pussy website

[willgrahamscock]

40 notes in 2 minutes, consider yourself ratiod.

[agrioxoiros-deactivated20240927]

where is he

[agrioxoiros-deactivated20240927]

please im so hungry

[sexboobomb]

the tumblr experience is that you're flirting with a local trans girl for a week or two and are just about to schedule a date except then her blog gets nuked before you can add each other on discord and then the broken tumblr search makes it impossible to find her new blog

anyway uhh mae if you see this hiiiiiii 👉👈 i still really wanna go to the reptile zoo with youuuu

[sexboobomb]

im watching literally every single note on this post like a hawk for her btw

i am not messing around i want my reptile zoo date with this woman and there are very few things that will stop me

[sexboobomb]

yea im kinda baffled myself like this was just supposed to be me vaguely shouting into the void assuming she'd remember my blog and just come message me again when she remade except that its now got more than double the notes of my second most popular post and it just keeps fuckin going??

tumblr really just craving a modern retelling of romeo and juliet with tgirls and lizards i guess. idk.

[virtualgirladvance]

Did you find her yet?????

[sexboobomb]

its funny how i can tell my earlier post got missed cuz like. i found her many hours ago.

i know this is probably a exercise in near-futility on a place like Tumblr, but i will ask people not seek her out or try to dig further for privacy reasons.

just wanted yall to know you can stop asking if i found her lol

[onbearfeet]

HEY. MAE GOT FOUND. REBLOG THIS VERSION TO SPREAD THE GOOD NEWS.

[foone]

Four things that are 100% true and you should think about if you haven't already:

You don't have to be a boy if you don't want to

You don't have to be a girl if you don't want to

You can be a boy if you want to

You can be a girl if you want to

This isn't a joke. This is reality. Have you considered these facts? If not, maybe take a moment to think about it. How's your gender doing? If you don't like it, it can be changed. Hell, even if you do like it, maybe you'd like something else more?

[veras-aloe]

I wonder how my life might have been different if someone had told me this 10, 20, or 30 years ago

[foone]

yeah that's why I'm telling it to everyone now! so that they don't have to wait another 10,20, 30, or even 2 more years before they figure it out

[rubyvroom]

[rubyvroom]

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

[cosmeretrek]

Above image is a pride flag with every color band represented by a NASA image. White is Earth clouds, pink is aurora, blue is the Sun in a specific wavelength, brown is Jupiter clouds, black is the Hubble deep field, red is the top of sprites, orange is a Mars crater, yellow is the surface of Io, green is a lake with algae, blue is Neptune, and purple is the Crab Nebula in a specific wavelength.

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

The point of officially naming a pet is not to actually use that name but to have a baseline from which to come up with every conceivable nickname to call them instead.

[abysswarlock]

You bury a seed not because it looks nice in the dirt, but because the limbs that branch out will look nice in the sky

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

Congrats on contributing to the ancient tumblr tradition of turning shitposts into profound poetry

[kragehund-est]

one of the reasons im so quick to defend asexuals is that when i was a teen, i identified as demisexual and got a lot of the same hate leveled at me. ofc, i'd be defending aces either way. this just means i have some first hand experience.

there was plenty that people could (and did!) do to help me better understand myself and the implications of my identity. but what did NOT help was people just hurling insults, regressive ideology, and accusations of "cringe" at a traumatized, neurodivergent teen.

[beemovieerotica]

today in "google AI is fucking useless because it hallucinates things that never happened", i bought a couple CVS thermometers that have both been acting up, tried to search if there had been a problem with the whole product line:

there is no record of this product recall. it did not happen. the date "feb 8 2024" is the date someone listed a thermometer for sale on ebay.

[stereotype-embodier]

Google's trying to save you the time spent clicking on a site full of AI-generated SEO garbage by presenting the AI-generated garbage right up front! Such efficiency.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

#so google probably uses chatgpt right? #because for some time now chatgpt has done this #become utterly insane and make up random bullshit #and nobody knows why

I was under the impression that we did know why: AI isn't actually a brain and can't actually think or understand information, so it has no concept of something being true or not, or what markers indicate truth or falsity, or how to synthesize information. It's putting a bunch of words in a jar, shaking the jar, and then dumping it out, and acting like that means the jar knows how to talk.

Like, in this case, OP asked for information about a recall. The AI knows that, throughout the entire internet, the word "recall" usually is surrounded by information like a date or a number, so it gives you a date and a number. It doesn't know what a date is or what it's for or what it means. (It also apparently doesn't know the difference between "recall" as in "removing a dangerous product from the shelves" and "recall" as in "remembering," since it smooshes the two together)

[liminalweirdo]

what's that thing again that you can put into ublock that blocks all the ai results from google?

[jesters-armed]

On Github is The Huge AI Blocklist for UblockOrigin. You can import it, the linked ReadMe gives a description on howto.

[alexseanchai]

[ID mostly by @homunculusalphonse : A photo of the Google search results for the phrase "cvs thermometers recall": "On February 8, 2024, CVS Health recalled its rigid tip digital thermometer with memory recall and fever alarm. The thermometers have a memory recall feature that stores the previous temperature. The item number for the recall is 375235991489." Both the links attached to this text are from eBay and Pinterest. This module does say "AI overviews are experimental", in much smaller font. /End ID]

[theprofessional-amateur]

The uBlockOrigin AI blocklist above is super helpful y’all.

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

Try this as well

https://udm14.com/

A quick way to get an AI-free search without any extra work.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

sleepy (again) but before the Horrors take me, i just wanna wish everyone who sees this a deep rest, with time to close your eyes and dreams or dreamless sleep

just enough sleep that you wake up with the energy to think okay another day, we can do this and believe it

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

im sure the sandman cursed me with eternal sleep, but maybe if the Horrors are preoccupied with me they'll leave you alone

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

mmkay night night my eyed are ehsitting

[wuzzybear]

Hey! If you are a fan of Eurovision (however casual), could you take a moment of your time to fill out a survey? This is for a research project I'm collecting data for. All answers are greatly appreciated!! https://bournemouth.onlinesurveys.ac.uk/eurovision-2024

I know that there are a lot more important things going on with Eurovision this year but this is not political it is about LGBT experiences and Eurovision

[wuzzybear]

Hey! If you are a fan of Eurovision (however casual), could you take a moment of your time to fill out a survey? This is for a research project I'm collecting data for. All answers are greatly appreciated!! https://bournemouth.onlinesurveys.ac.uk/eurovision-2024

I know that there are a lot more important things going on with Eurovision this year but this is not political it is about LGBT experiences and Eurovision

[psychoticallytrans]

If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

[steampunktomboy]

Employee-customer solidarity

[dykepuffs]

Even if they don't- Your review can be the thing that wrecks someone up accidentally;

"Janie was so helpful when I wanted to buy a new washing machine on Friday, she stayed with me for half an hour and wasn't pushy at all, we had a good laugh about our cats' silly antics and she got Adam and Suzy to carry it to the car for me- 10/10 excellent service, I'd come back any day!"

-But Management has a policy that workers should spend no more than 10 focused minutes on any customer at a time, and that they should always try to upsell the insurance and the higher price model, so Janie was breaking policy.

-And they aren't supposed to have their phones on the sales floor, so now Janie is going to be quizzed on whether she was showing photos of her cat to a customer.

-Adam is a warehouse worker and shouldn't have been in the front-of-house at all, Suzy is a porter, and store policy is both to use a trolley to move heavy items, and that only the porters should do it, so now Janie is in trouble for pulling Adam off-task, Adam is in trouble for walking through the shop floor, and Suzy is in trouble for poor handling procedure. Maybe the store even has a paid delivery service that Janie was supposed to upsell as soon as you said "I can't put this in my car without help", so this was all against policy.

Your review should always be as bland as possible, "10/10, five star service, will shop here again, thank you to Janie at the Town Street branch" You NEVER know what was technically a rule-break, capitalism is not your friend, the review process is part of the panopticon.

FIVE STARS, TEN OUT OF TEN, VERY GOOD, NOTHING MORE.