dont worry, i’m usually about to die

writer. mythology nerd. hello!

[rubysapphrald]

i didn’t know perez hilton was a stage name that he purposefully modelled after paris hilton’s real name i thought she just organically had an evil gay wario or something

[pussypopstar]

I'm, above all else, a tangentgirl. always saying shit like "sidenote," "oh also," "by the way,"

[ruinedchildhood]

[the-nuclear-chaos]

[peoplegettingreallymadatghosts]

Brutal scenes playing out in real time

[kamari3]

[bigcheeseofficial]

[tokidokifish]

it's lazy in a different way but sometimes you aren't killing off that character's parents for an easy tragic backstory. sometimes you kill off the parents just so you don't have to write more characters.

[indigobluerose]

sometimes it's because a twelve year old with living parents would probably not be permitted to stay out all night in the junkyard with the gnomes

[senatortedcruz]

[anxietyproblem]

[kosmogrl]

asking for help at work

[shamebats]

Half the people on the internet for some reason

[hools]

no yeah i cant hang out sorry. yeah im hugging my pillow in bed today. yeah no itll be for a while. maybe for forever. OK bye

[trix-or-treatz]

Miss Piggy's response to misogyny and fatphobia is physical violence and I think we should all take something from that

[rhaesaria]

[spltlvlhous]

[superkitty21]

Ilya's plan was really:

Book a CCM commercial together

Jerk off in the showers in front of him

????

Marriage

[themoonandmyman]

and the ???? spanned for 10 years

[depsidase]

[yourl0calqueer]

[junglejim4322]

Nooo don’t worry my pyramid scheme is queer owned