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@wvnderment-blog
Destroy the idea that in gay couples one has to be masculine and one has to be feminine to imitate heterosexuality
But also destroy the idea that if one is masculine and one is feminine, then they are trying to imitate heterosexuality.
destroy everything
omg haha
THIS WHOLE POST IS FUCKING GOLDEN
BEAUTIFUL ARTS OF TUMBLR
THIS IS THE KIND OF STUFF I L I V E FOR
When shows come off their hiatus
Fandoms
Writers/actors
this is the best thing i’ve seen all day
Season Finales
Writers:
Fandoms:
it’s back on my dash
Royal Family Harlem Shake
I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE FAKE BUT ITS NOT
PRINCE HARRY WAS KILLIN IT
WHAT THE LITERAL F U C K
Don’t be a religious suburban white mom about it
Don’t tell me what to do?? I’m taking this to the school board
#knocks 13x9 pan of brownies off the table of the PTA bakesale#Fight Me Helen
"The Me Generation," as our predecessors call it, is the generation that cares about nothing but ourselves, which is wrong, because we have life so much easier.
"But young people these days have Google and the texting or whatever. What else could they possibly be struggling with?" — practically any older, middle-class person in present America
koreans: we want a unified government
america: oop, gotta invade
iranians: what if we nationalized some of our oil? just like, a tiny bit
america: oop, time for a coup
cubans: we want a government to provide for us and end foreign exploitation
america: oop, gotta invade
vietnamese: we want an end to imperialism and to rule ourselves
america: oop, gotta invade
chileans: we want a government which will actually work for our interests
america: oop, time for a coup
laotians: we want a democratic government which will provide for everyone
america: oop, gotta send in the bombers
red cross: 500,000 rwandans have been killed, please do something
america: we follow a policy of non-intervention.
I present to you Old Direction.
context can kill (a saying)
i will reblog this 365 days a year
I WASN’T READY FOR THIS POST.
GUYS IT’S BACK
OH HOT SKIPPY DAMN IT’S BACK
here have a transparent inside-of-shirt-Robin
WIZARDING SCHOOLS AROUND THE WORLD: CHINA
Located in deep in the Guilin mountains, shrouded in mist and frequented by dragons that live in the multitude of winding rivers, the students of the Chinese Institute of Magic don their colourful wizarding garbs every September 1st for their return to school whereupon they are treated to spectacular opening festivities involving, but not limited to: choreographed martial arts performances from their combat professors, an assortment of acrobatic wonders, and “Mystery Mooncakes” specially made for the mid-autumn festival.
nearlybecamehistoric:
deusexignis:
iridium-flames:
vixsubridens:
#BUT WAIT #HOUSES BASED ON THE ORIGINAL FOUR #THE TIGER THE DRAGON THE PHOENIX THE TORTOISE
#just imagine how powerful their magic is though #they’ve been developing it for almost 2000 years longer than western magic imagine how refined and beautiful
#harry potter being eurocentric was such a fuckin’ waste
#my favourite thing is how those of us who have grow up with harry potter are now saying “no that’s not enough” and are expanding the universe #like we’re all critically looking at the books and realizing everything that’s wrong with them and fixing it ourselves #and idk i think that’s amazing
#they would not have had four houses; four is such an unlucky number in chinese numerology that there would never be four of anything.
#They also wouldn’t have used a tortoise wtf tortoises are shit in chinese mythology
#There would probably be like 8 houses because hello chinese population is enormous there would probably be tons more witches and wizards just by dint of percentages.
#Also I refuse to believe that chinese witches and wizards are like as massively in hiding as everybody else; I mean just look at traditional chinese medicine. You wanna talk eye of newt let’s talk about the various medicinal uses of fucking freeze dried sea cucumbers wtf why is that always the biggest jar at your grandma’s apothecary.
#…Because that’s goddamn right chinese fucking muggles go to the goddamn apothecary wtf you think you’re special, white leghorn wizards
#also fuck quidditch and broomsticks i bet they play games on motherfucking dragons
#can you imagine HOW MUCH BETTER DUELING WOULD BE WITH MARTIAL ARTS
#Defense against the dark martial arts tho
#I bet the sorting ceremony is much more involved and includes astrology charts and chi and shit like that it’s like matchmaking only way more crucial
#I bet muggles fucking love magic
#I bet they gotta be careful and shit at orphanages making sure no accidental Tom Riddle shit happens and like the next dark lord gets adopted by a pair of white gay guys from Santa Monica because that would be hella awkward whoopsies
True story.
As it should be.
