yeet skeet @wwdapd - Tumblr Blog

every now and then i delete like every single social media app off my phone to try and lock in on school and i come crawling back to this app desperate for like some dopamine hit

anyways i was like 12 when i made this account and now im getting a degree in mechanical engineering 😭

#in the trenches #midterms

birdonahotdog

How does it feel to be an adult?

exhausting and everything is expensive

teddy-stonehill

This month I’ve decided to participate in an event called “October,” where for every day in October I’m going to experience a day in October.

Here’s the prompt list I’m using in case anyone wants to join me in this challenge:

Next month I’m thinking of trying out the “No November November” challenge, where I’ll refrain from experiencing November for the whole month of November.

⭐️ @danielhowell ⭐️

20150604

I'll do it for you, creamy

darling-myhoneybee

@my-wifes-princess-apparently @dr-not-so-innocent-or-pure-child

a-dumb-bitch-apparently

Lovely you're calling me out

@fandomfan315 @nothingbutanuglyfart

veryfunnymemes

mjalti

look if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that’s between you & God tbh

harvestspriteirl

Y’all highkey silence your phone forever. Make everyone wait on you. Remind them you are your own person on your own time.

My phone is never on ring. You’ll be lucky if my bitch ass feels generous enough to put it on vibrate. The shit is in my hand at least 5 hours a day, if I don’t notice the notification or I’m busy then I wouldn’t have responded anyways, I would have just been irked that it went off at all.

My contacts are at my mercy. They claw at my pants’ legs and beg for my attention. I feel nothing for my notifications except pure contempt and disgust when I can be assed to feel anything for them.

professional-moron

I can’t stop laugh at these tags

melaninnpink

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST MY GRANDMOTHER IS MISSING!! LAST SEEN 02/24/2020 ON CLARKSON/ NOSTRAND AVENUE IN BROOKLYN SHE HAS DEMENTIA AND DIABETES

IF ANYONE HAS SEEN HER PLEASE CONTACT ME OR PLEASE CALL THE POLICE!!!!!

overlord-surgeus

From the OP: “Her name is Cecilia Allen and I have a link from citizen’s app https://go.citizen.com/bwgAuergn4

And my family contacted the channel 12 news and they are showing her on tv and we are trying to contact other news stations”

melaninnpink

UPDATE 02/25/2020

4:33PM EST

I TOOK A PICTURE OF THE FLYER THAT IS GOING AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD THAT SHE WAS LAST SEEN HER NAME IS CECILIA ALLEN SHE IS 5’2 (NOT 5’5)SHE WAS WEARING THE EXACT SAME CLOTHING IN THE FIRST PICTURE ANOTHER THING IS THE SHE WAS LAST SEEN ON SUNDAY THE 02/23/2020 I DEEPLY APOLOGIZE FOR THESE ERRORS PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE

cringepics

fucking hell craig! you might want to settle down

daamonx

almost as wacky as when dean was laying on the floor

cringepics-deactivated20140527

Dean you fucking nutcase

daamonx

almost as wacky as when craig made toast

xythologic

my entry for deadinside.smiles dtiys on instagram💫 (i’ll work more on my own stuff, i promise )

altamaranempire

I made a ridiculous educational pamphlet on worm on a string keeping the other night, figured it was worth sharing! I based it on irl experiences with- The kind of colours of worm for sale online (and how common they seem to be), people modding their worms, the different ways companies construct them, and things like sealing the nose and tail tip to prevent fraying<3

whitepeopletwitter

lorem64

I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!

ankaa-avarshina

Two words: Raw eggs.

lorem64

?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe

ankaa-avarshina

Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on

phantoms-lair

*deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.

MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.

Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead.

Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough.

crayyola-deactivated20220827

Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom

antique-scarecrow

wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???

kingantlion-deactivated20231130

Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?

antique-scarecrow

It like how it tastes vaguely of sawdust

thenib

From Kasia Babis.

jackalopc

whenever someone is like ‘why do burger-flippers deserve to make the same amount as x?’ and i just ask ‘have you considered that maybe x deserves to be paid more?’ because it never occurs to people that if these people are being underpaid, then there is a chance that so are they.

zooophagous

I see this all the time with people bringing up paramedics. “You want 15$ an hour as a burger flipper! I made less than that as an EMT!”

Yeah and it was wrong to pay YOU that little too. You got overworked and underpaid and the amount of money the McDonalds employee in the drive through gets has no bearing what so ever on what an EMT makes. Pay the EMT more too.