I'm Bored

But that doesn't mean you have to be! This is really just a conglomeration of stuff that I like/found interesting. Hope you enjoy (but if you don't, that's fine too. I'll just be here, still bored.)

[yiiiiiiiikes25]

i take it back this is an incredible paragraph that should live forever in the paper of record

[yiiiiiiiikes25]

prev DELIGHTFUL tag

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

When you see The Herald of Andraste finally awake from their 3 day coma fist fighting three druffalo right outside Haven's gate.

[homunculus-argument]

I am sooo tempted to get Warhammer books as french translations, read them as my way to start re-learning french with a translator at one hand and a dictionary at the other, and develop zero grasp between what vocabulary is regular french and what is Warhammer, and if I ever encounter a native speaker I give them psychic damage.

[crimson-chains]

A true story of something that happened to me at a con a few years ago! I just couldn't believe that bag saldjaldjalkd!!!

[meme-train-choochoo]

[trickstertime]

I think about this post every time I wash my sheets

[papayajuan2019]

in of body experience

[snorlaxatives]

i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed

[kaiyves-backup]

[sharkthingzzz]

My fave

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[jame7t]

Honestly with how stupid and sanitized the internet is getting some company should just make like. A nsfw exclusive twitter clone. Retweets could be called refucks

[jame7t]

Guys retweets could be called refucks

[cryptotheism]

Yeah we heard you

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[wittyusernameonline-deactivated]

[nyancrimew]

wow my tweet on my dash

[justsomeectoplasm]

The context:

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[maelwife]

Maybe one reason time seems to speed up in adult life is because when your full time job leaves you roughly 5 hours of free time a day plus two days off a week your life turns into a sort of monotony that makes the days blend together and creative pursuits move in slow motion as you can only get to them when other your commitments are done.

[maelwife]

When you look back and think damn 2019 wasn’t that long ago where did the time go? Job. Your Job took it.

[melmili]

just wanna say i am a big fan of this trope specifically

[tatsumi-rin]

[vespiday]

“what if aliens abducted us and ran freaky experiments on us” “what if aliens colonized earth and enslaved us” ok but what if the alien is kind. what if the alien is lonely. what if the alien is curious and selfless. what if the alien loves us back. what if the alien is all the best parts of humans instead of all of the worst.